Nick Faldo

Golfer

Mary Poppins goes into a restaurant and orders cauliflower cheese.

The owner is so pleased to have her as a guest he asks her to sign the visitors book.

"Will you also tell me what you thought of my food," he asks her.

"Certainly," she says.

She signs her name and adds: "Super cauliflower cheese but eggs were quite atrocious!"

Introduction

Starting out

Best and worst shots

My career highlight

Why I set up a junior tour

My favourite joke!

My ideal dinner date would be my wife Valerie, my kids and all my friends. We'd all be sitting on a beach on a tropical island, shaded by palm trees eating lobster and coconuts - Perfect!