England captain David Beckham is not in the least bit worried about facing Brazil - he has far more important things on his mind.
As he sat and watched the video featuring the 3-0 drubbing of Denmark in round two, Becks must have thought he had tuned in to a Hammer Horror flick.
Who can forget the sight of the famous cockatoo haircut lying limply on its perch as the players trudged off at half-time in the driving rain?
A bit of DIY repair work as Sven gave his team talk seemed to do the trick, but the skipper knows he cannot afford such a slip-up against Brazil.
According to the papers he has flown in his personal stylist to sort out the barnet in time for Friday's game, a claim which Beckham vehemently denies.
But then Denmark's two best players were ruled out of the England game until their names appeared on the teamsheet.
So let's just suppose King David is about to undergo a little follicle furnishing - which style would suit him best this time?
And it's no good bringing up the Bobby Charlton sweep-over or the Chris Waddle mullet - let's face it, would Becks really model himself on a footballer?
No, the rock star look is the only way to go - and with six exciting alternatives on offer there's got to be one that suits you, sir.