England captain David Beckham is not in the least bit worried about facing Brazil - he has far more important things on his mind.
As he sat and watched the video featuring the 3-0 drubbing of Denmark in round two, Becks must have thought he had tuned in to a Hammer Horror flick.
Who can forget the sight of the famous cockatoo haircut lying limply on its perch as the players trudged off at half-time in the driving rain?
A bit of DIY repair work as Sven gave his team talk seemed to do the trick, but the skipper knows he cannot afford such a slip-up against Brazil.
According to the papers he has flown in his personal stylist to sort out the barnet in time for Friday's game, a claim which Beckham vehemently denies.