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By Oliver Brett
BBC Sport in Johannesburg
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Jakes expects a moustachioed Indian to shine
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Jakes is a clairvoyant.
Before he realised the extent of his powers of insight he worked as a salesman and a waiter and, except for a love of motorcycles, is no expert on sport, let alone cricket.
But now he is sitting in a cafe in a Johannesburg suburb being asked to reveal what will unfold at the Wanderers on Sunday over a strong pot of rooibos tea.
In summary, Australia will win, but India will bat first and put up a big score and it will be a hard-fought and close World Cup final.
"India are going to pull a little kitty-cat out of the bag," says Jakes, who sports flowing golden locks and a trio of copper bracelets on one arm.
"What I can pick up is that India deliberately played a very weak game the first time the two sides met.
There is an Australian bowler there with blond hair who is extremely cocky and he is going to get a big surprise
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"When the enemy is strong, make them think you are weak. When Australia come in with their over-confidence maybe India can come out with a big surprise."
Sachin Tendulkar and Virender Sehwag will not have their customary quick start, he feels.
"It's going to be slow. Then they'll pick up momentum. It's very clear to me that India will bat first."
And the weather could also come into play.
"I've picked up a bit of rain tomorrow that's going to influence the match a little, but it will be nothing major and it won't go into overtime."
Now we come to the fun stuff. Jakes does not use a crystal ball but he narrows his eyes a little before continuing.
He adds: "There is an Australian bowler there with blond hair who is extremely cocky and he is going to get a big surprise.
"He's got a problem with his right wrist and his upper shoulder and he is in a lot of pain. It won't affect him too much though."
Lee could face a big surprise against India
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Then he switches his attention to a player from the other team.
"There's an Indian gentleman, very heavily-set, with a bit of a moustache and beard," he continues. "He's definitely a batter.
"He's going to start weak but his game is going to come through with some amazing hits. I would say he is India's secret weapon.
"He's very focused. He's not mixing with the team. He's in his hotel room psyching himself out, not mingling with anybody."
Quite who he is referring to is anyone's guess, but could the Australian bowler, perhaps, be Brett Lee?
An hour after opening with the line "Australia will annihilate India," Jakes has shifted his perspective a little by the end.
"I can definitely see an imbalance in the Australian team," he says. "India, even if they don't win tomorrow, still want to be remembered going out in a blaze of glory."