This week's caption competition features Sven-Goran Eriksson and Ashley Cole.
The England boss is pictured alongside physio Gary Lewin and Cole during training ahead of England's bore-draw with Holland.
We asked you to give us your version of what's going on in the picture to win a famous BBC Sport goody bag.
And this week's master of mirth is Adrian Bayly of the UK, with this comedy gem:
Sven's evil eye routine has a disabling affect on both players and staff.
Well done Adrian! BBC Sport's finest goodies are on their way to you.
SAY WHAT YOU SEE
OUR FAVOURITE
Thats the first time i've seen Sven put somebody down.
Rob Speirs, UK
We should never have appointed Norman Wisdom as trainer
Robert Lindsay, Wales
Ashley is stunned to hear he's won a BAFTA
Derek Drayman,
UK
Ashley was floored by Lewin's sudden marriage proposal
Karen Rollins, UK
Sven was green with envy that the others had hands on their arms
scotty, UK
Ashley Cole fainted when Sven told him he was going to play him in his favoured position of Left Back
James Futers, Scotland
The BBC Cap Comp photographer's about, Ashley, so don't do anything stupid. Ashley? ASHLEY!!!!!!!!
Rob Falconer, Wales
Yet Again, Sven's power stare has landed another player injured!
Adam Rankin, Northern Ireland
Didn't I tell you that Gary Lewin was a black belt in judo too?
Rob Falconer, Wales
cost cutting meant cole and a yellow saucer had to double as goal posts
dave richmans, uk
Sven and Ashley look on at awe of Gary Lewin's amazingly cheap watch.
Kashif Akhtar, Dudley, UK
Lewin is renowned for his strong handshake.
Chris White,
Welwyn Garden City, England
Lewin passes on Wayne Bridge's compliments
nick newman,
england
Don't worry Ash we will get you some new tracky pants that fit.
Neil Gray, Australia
Take that Ashley...I told you to stay away from Chelsea and that Mourinho fella.
Chris Peterson, London
Lewin sneakily slips Cole the address of were to meet Mourinho
Andy Cousins, UK
Footballer watch theif strikes again!
Darren Farr,
England
Sven and Ashley marvel at Lewin's new boots.
Andrew Cotterill,
England
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Bal Morotn,
Saffron Walden, Essex
Cole sings his version of the James classic, "All sit down"
nick newman,
england
Sven was apalled at the white socks faux-pas
Ben Ellins,
England
Ashley decided roller boots for football really wasn't such a good idea
Ben Ellins, England
The team just couldn't believe that Sven was pregnant
Ben Ellins, England
Thats what you get for laughing at my trainers cole.
Andrew Martin,
Cardiff, Wales
Sven wasn't amused at Cole's diving - he was sick off playing around with Nancy's.
Gerry Slawson, Uk
Cole caught napping at the near post.. again!
Andy Brimelow,
Widnes
Sven's laid back approach!
BC,
Uk
Celebrity Come Dancing For The Gravitationally Challenged was never going to attract large audiences
John Lewis, Finland
After criticising his manager's tactics, Cole feels the force of an Eriksson left hook coupled with menacing stare..
Spearman, Essex, England
Sven: Sorry, I'd help but I've lost my hands.
Graham,
Glasgow
Low-flying UFO slips between Lewin and Cole.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Sven had noticed that the physios were getting too intimate with the players.
Waldo, UK
PUN FUN
OUR FAVOURITE
"No - I said feint!"
Mark Newbold,
uk
Lewin felt a right Arsenal as Cole left back on floor
Bob Watson, Ware England
Lewin some, le-lose some!
Ben Ellins,
England
Sorry Boss didn't get that new tapping routine!
Bob Watson,
Ware England
Once again the defence has been caught napping
James Pope,
Scotland
Eriksson's instruction "Quick sand the pitch" had been taken too literally!
Gerry Slawson, Uk
Ashley: "Carry me, Gary!"
Gary: "Who do you think I am? Cole Porter?"
Adrian Wade,
Canada
Cole struggles to stomach the prospect of another serving of Sven's Holland daze.
steve lloyd, uk
Ashley: If you two fall down, then there will be three lion down
Hemita, England
"Kneel all"
Phil,
Japan
Sven looked tough, but he was really quite 'armless...
Phil,
Japan
Gary: What you Lewin down there?
Ashley: Gettin' Cole.
John Lewis,
Finland
get up off your arse-nal
Robert Luxford,
London
SUR-REALLY GREAT
OUR FAVOURITE
Ashley has finally come round after seeing what Sven and Gary got paid for donating their hands to medical research
Jessica Webb, England
Eriksson, Cole & Levin combine telekinetic powers to lift yellow cone into the air.
Nick Williams, London, UK
Ashley Cole is floored by his sudden pants shrinkage.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Sven admires Cole's instant "need-to-go" wrist lock self-defence hold
Tall Tone, England
Rumours of Eriksson babying the England squad proved as Cole gets to suck Lewin's thumb.
Cindy Ramsey, Coventry, England
Sven:"I would help you up ashley...if i had any hands."
Adam Kara, England
Svens evil eye routine has a diasbling affect on both players and staff.
Adrian Bayly, UK
Sven tries new bonding sessions with the team in order to get them play better.
Darren Walker, England
Ashley Cole crippled by a small yellow UFO.
Darren Farr,
England
Ashley tries to suck on Gary's long thumb
Ben Ellins,
England
Ashley says "It's ok boss,I've just found one of your missing hands! Give it back Gary!"
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
Sven: "Cmon Ashley you're late for trai....hey! Where are my hands?!"
Waldo, UK
TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE
OUR FAVOURITE
Ashley is revived after the shock of hearing that the starting eleven are all English.
S McDonald, Ireland
"Get up Ashley"
I think you passed out when Mr Abramovich mentioned £80,000 a week.
Neil Molyneux, England
Ashley Cole needs help getting to his feet after Sven reveals his tactics for the Holland game.
Sam Winnard, England
I was wearing one of Roy Keane's anti diving wrist bars - but it made me topple over.
Bertie B, england
Let that be a lesson to you. Only I have secret meetings with Kenyon and Abramovich.....
Paddy, England
When auditioning for ''the song for Europe'' Ashley falls over in the performance.
Luke Stanton, Shropshire
Lewin: So we're agreed, next time you meet Jose don't wear your arsenal shirt
Andy Cousins, UK
Sleeping practice certainly helped the guys on Wednesday
Ben Ellins, England
Cole is helped up after taking the keeping his ear to the ground for new transfer offers advice too literally.
Peter A, UK
Ashley: I had a terrible nightmare, Arsene picked a squad without 1 englishman!
Hemita, England
Ashley Cole finally lands after his dive against Man Utd
Huw Willams, Wales
That's a deal then!
Sven will play everyone out of position!
B Capper,
UK
Ashley's impression of the england rugby team was not pleasing to Sven
James Pope, Scotland
Sven:Right,I'll be Patrick Vieira,you can be Roy Keane,Gary and Ashley can be Gary Neville.
Jonathan Moffitt, Northern Ireland
Chant: Sit down, if you have a tactical clue.
Stuart Gilby,
England
Chelsea tap up Lewin via complicated note passing manoeuvre
Andy Simpson, uk
Cole recovers from Sven's Valentine's Day Advances
James Pope,
Scotland
Carefully disguised, Jose Mourinho finalises Cole's move to Chelsea under the watchful eye of Mr Eriksson
Stuart , Fareham, UK
Cole helped up after falling asleep whilst listening to Svens tactics for the Holland game!
Andy Brimelow, Widnes
Sven looks enviously on as Lewin asks Cold to be his Valentine
James Guildford, England
Cole is helped up after been hit by another stray penalty kick from Charlie Hodgson
Rob Outterson, York
Sven's concern about the level of fitness and general lack of interest in the squad was soon to be realised.
Neil, England
Ashley stops Gary chewing his other hand off after the tedium of the last friendly.
James Atkinson, Sheffield, UK
I said 'Tap him up' not 'Lift him up'
Darren Farr,
England
Londoner hurt in Ikea opening stampede ... Swede looks on with contempt.
Mitesh Shah, England
MISCELLANEOUS
OUR FAVOURITE
Sven's experiments continue, Andy on the right side, Shaun on the left side and Ashley on his backside!
Andy Dunne, Ireland
Sven: And don't you ever call me fat again!
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Sven said you were playing Full-Back, not Fall-Back!
Richard Matthews,
England
Feeling Cole..d
nick newman,
england
Cole is shocked to discover the true identity of the Thunderbirds Bad guy, The Hood
James Pope, Scotland
Twister says left arm on the yellow circle
Mark Scattergood,
England
Ashley Cole shrugs off suggestions that he's too laid back during the pre-match handshake.
Rob Harris, Pucklechurch
Cole and Lewin's masonic handshake is rumbled by Sven.
Simon James, Scotland
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
OUR FAVOURITE
Camilla had changed from how Charles remembered her but he asked her to marry him anyway...
Karen Rollins, UK
Peter Kenyon was always very good at disguises...
Matty,
England
Cole and Lewin's torville and dean just pipped sven's robin cousins impression
jim cochrane, england
Prince Charles lost his balance just as he got down on one knee. Camilla helps him up, while Prince Phillip looks on.
Mitesh Shah, England
REGULARS' BANTER
OUR FAVOURITE
Amongst rumors of 'lying' to get into Si Griffen's Yacht, Cole gets the wrong idea.
Toby,
England
Ashley Cole got charged by last weeks cap' comp' Elephant.
Cindy Ramsey, Coventry, England
The lads practised the role play that was to entertain Si Griffin aboard his yatch.
TUM, France
A stunned Ashley Cole discovers that Si Griffin's yacht had sunk off the Birmingham coastline. The caption comp would never be the same again.........
Gerry Slawson, Uk
Ashley refuses to get up till he's been given "a famous BBC Sport goody bag" ...just like Bertie B's
Ar^ch,
Peterborough - England
Did you fall asleep, Ashley?
Ashley:Yeah, i was dreaming about winning a Capcomp goodies bag
Hemita, England
Drunken footballers thrown off party aboard Si Griffin's yacht
John Lewis, Finland
CAP COMP CLASSICS
OUR FAVOURITE
The football boys failed to recreate the romantic scene from Cap Comp 228
Ben Ellins, England
Sven takes down Ashley Cole for supergluing his sleeve ends together!
TUM, France
Gary helps Ashley up after he fainted on hearing from Sven that the winner of Cap Comp 234 still hasn't received his BBC Sport goody bag.
Chris Halliwell, England
Honey, I shrunk Big Bird.
Mariam,
Pakistan
So the cricket team get Elephants while I have to sit here and watch a bunch of donkeys!
Ben Ellins, England
"Sorry Boss - Big Bird came out of nowhere and tackled me from behind..."
Neil, England
The mad scientist waited to see the results of his latest quicksetting superglue experiment.
Graham, Glasgow
Big Bird hid underground waiting for the right moment to attack.
Waldo, UK
"No there's no superglue on my hand or my backside!"
Waldo,
UK