This week's caption competition features England captain David Beckham.
The Real Madrid star is displaying a cast of his footprint at a promotional event in London's Oxford Street.
Beckham has been out of action since breaking a rib against Wales in October.
This week's comedy genius is Jason Kilby from UK who conjured up this witty one-liner:
Plans to get Beckham's film career started with a remake of "My Left Foot" were put on hold until David could recognise the difference.
Nice one Jason! The BBC goody bag is on its way!
A new cap comp will be published on Monday.
SAY WHAT YOU SEE
Becks displays his latest Blue Peter inspired creation.
Toby, England
David helps Victoria to promote her new line of designer snowshoes
Adrian Parker,
Italy
OUR FAVOURITE
well now you know that Victoria wears the shoes as well as the trousers!
hayley beddoes, england
Brooklyn can now follow in his daddy's footstep
Sue green,
england
Nice frame, well built and solid... not a bad one round the foot either.
Jimmy Mallet, Flanders
David and Victoria's art collection had to include one impressionist work
Adrian Wade, Canada
If you look really closely, you can just see the letter R
Kevin Honey, England
There were audible titters from the imaging staff when David showed of the "X-ray of his broken rib".
Martin Bray, England
It's my foot
Tom Prothero,
England
Beckham in the frame for this year's Golden Boot award.
Darren Farr, England
Becks displays the design for for his next mould-breaking tattoo
Brian, UK
David Beckham decides that, next time he needs a foot X-ray, he'll go privately
Nick Fowler,
UK
I would have autographed it but my pen doesn't work in cement!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
David Beckham shows how he hardens his feet in preparation for a big match
Nick Fowler,
UK
Becks is pleased to get his prints back from Boots
Rob Falconer,
Wales
Beckham gets the Stamp of approval!
Rick Baker,
Grimsby, UK
Actually it's my Christmas present for Diego Simeone!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
Beckham shows off the new tiles in his bathroom.
P. Mitchinson,
UK
spanish workmen on siesta ,when stupid englishman walks over new path in madrid
chris c,
england
Yet again Becks bares his soul to the media.
ribrash,
merseyside
PUN FUN
Heel Madrid
Nick B,
london
I've a footloose, is that why i'm fancy free?
TUM,
France
OUR FAVOURITE
I called it Himalaya 'cos it shows my foot ills
Malcolm,
England
"Hey guys whats the Spanish for Va Va Verucca?"
TUM,
France
What's cement to be, David?
Clare Bear,
Wales
David Beckham bares his sole
Robertus Cambrensis,
Wales
Beckham signs new 5 digit sponsorship deal.
James Tomlinson,
Barnsley, UK
Art 'Becko'...
Adrian Wade,
Canada
Becks is so proud - he's heard vicky has become a sole singer
Geoff Dagger, UK
"Now try and say I ain't got no sole."
Mr Henman,
England
Beck's goes one better than Scotland by turning the Moldova
Nick B, london
David Beckham finds proof that the Yeti exists. Is he happy . . . not yeti, but he will be when Real Madrid sign it.
Don, England
"Do I have to foot the bill for it?"
Huw Williams,
Wales
No it doesn't belong to Sole Campbell!
Tony Fearon,
N.Ireland
Athelete's foot !!
Simon White,
UK
Bekham struggles to deny that he's only got one foot.
Colin Russell, UK
David Beckham announces he is joining Heel Madrid
Nick Fowler,
UK
SUR-REALLY GREAT
Beckham lifted the sandtray up to an angle of 80 degrees and not a single grain dropped out. I always said he was magic.
mark tiernan, england
No more entries needed. "Art Becko" wins. Send Adrian Wade his goody bag.
Stephen Tucker, USA
OUR FAVOURITE
Posh was to have been on the same print, but was unfortunately not heavy enough to make an impression
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
David Beckham proves to the world's media that the brain scan he had done showed everything as normal
Brian Barnard, UK
Beck's unveils his new, simplified, version of twister
NIck B, london
Does this measure nine inches? No it looks more like a foot to me!
Jason Kilby, UK
The "Win a piece of the Sahara" auction went surprisingly well.
Jack, UK
David shows off a portrait of his new son, affectionately called "Footboy".
Jack, UK
Beckham reveals new design of penalty spot to stop him slipping over.
Darren farr, England
I can now count up to 25!
Dinta Chauhan,
Beckham sells genuine big bird foot prints on Oxford Street corner.
Simon James, Scotland
Two evil men get ready to push a big board onto Becks.
Gavin, Wales
Spanish based paleantologist discovers proof of neandrathol man at Bernabeu Stadium.
Anthony Fisher, Weston-s-Mare, uk
Becks shows off the lunar footprint of the astronaut who found the ball from his missed penalty.
Gavin, England
Beckham auctions one of the wife's tapioca puddings for charity
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
Victory at the Etch-a-sketch final eases Beck's injury problems.
S McDonald, Ireland
TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE
Becks finally gets his feet on the ground in Madrid
Toby,
england
David Beckham shows the shield he needed when Sir Alex was around
Clare Bear, Wales
OUR FAVOURITE
This years panto picks the wrong Cinderella
Bob Watson,
Ware England
The record industry awards David a gold disc for booting his wife's singing career into touch.
Darren Farr, England
This was Rebecca's footprint as she left for the last time, I'm going to hang it in the loo ('s)!!
Andy Dunne, Ireland
And this is what i'm buying Victoria for Christmas...
Matty, England
"Aha! This'll fix my broken rib!"
TUM,
France
I decided to freeze the turf of my missed penalty
Olli Heinamaki,
England
I guarantee you, Sir Alex doesn't have one of these in his silverware!
sunny mak, middlesex
Art critics marvel in wonder as Beckham shows off his thought-provoking winning entry for the Turner Prize.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, England.
Becks denies he's not making a big impression at Real Madrid.
Darren Farr, England
As you can see no metatarsal broken!
Bob Watson,
Ware, Hertfordshire
MISCELLANEOUS
Police searching for one legged burglar with no shoe after Beckingham Palace intruder falls into latest security trap.
Andy Brimelow, Widnes
Victoria says I'm always putting my foot in it!
Eric Jones,
Wales
Becks: All i need to do now is to find Jesus to wash it!
Matty, England
X-ray of Beckhams brain goes up for auction on Ebay.
OUR FAVOURITE
Fallen hero has feet of clay.
anthony hart,
middlesbrough
...and here's a HAND print I did earlier.
GARY BOURNE,
United Kingdom
Becks manages to pinch one of Wayne Rooney's specially made giant biscuits.
Gavin, Wales
Beckham's I.Q. same as shoe size: official
John Lewis,
Finland
Plans to get Beckham's film career started with a remake of "My Left Foot" were put on hold until David could recognise the difference.
Jason Kilby, UK
Beckham's crime against the Mafia didn't warrant concrete boots, only cement sandals
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
The start of a new experiment to shake all of england is held aloft; to give everyone a Beckham right foot, so we never run out of England captains.
Big Al,
Isle of White
CAP COMP CLASSICS
Personally I blame Michael Vaughan and the steamroller...
Adrian Wade, Canada
OUR FAVOURITE
Quč?
Darren farr,
England
Here's one I broke earlier.
Tariq Sheikh,
Essex
It`s a footnote for the caption comp.
anthony hart,
middlesbrough
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
The inscription reads "From Sir Alex, HOP IT".
This is a fossilised foot print of a tyranasaurus becks!
matt, uk
REGULARS' BANTER
Becks: "Here's some ballast for Si Griffin's yacht!"
J M T,
UK
Do you think Si will invite me on his yacht if I give him this?
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire
OUR FAVOURITE
BBC increase value of goody bag for winning entry (and throws in a footprint cast for good measure)
Darren Farr, England
It's not Big Bird this week, it's Bigfoot!
Clare Bear,
Wales
Help! Somebody's superglued my hand to this cement.
Rob Falconer,
Wales
I stole this from Si's yacht
Nathan McGlone,
Lancs