This week's competition features a picture of new Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho watching his team take on Oxford United in a friendly.
He and assistant manager Baltemar Brito adopt the same expression as they find the going tough at the League Two club.
After going 1-0 down shortly before half-time, new signing Mateja Kezman saved the visitors' blushes with a second-half strike as they had to settle for a draw.
What is going through Mourinho's mind as his star-studded team huff and puff to grind out a result?
This week's winner is *cue drumroll* ..............Rob Wood of the UK, who enlightened us with this caption:
Synchronised football managers is a new Olympic sport, especially popular in Portugal
Well done Rob, write in next week with your address and the BBC goody bag will be on its way to you!
A new cap comp will be published on Monday
SAY WHAT YOU SEE
The people below Brito and Mourinho begin their rendition of "Saturday Night Fever"
Jack, UK
Chelsea's initial attempts at cloning fell short of expectation
Tom Evans, Herts, UK
"Brito, quick, camera's are on us. Adopt catalogue-pose #213. Ha ha ha, the English will think us crazy funny"
Tom Evans, Herts, UK
Drogba was great and Robben was fantastic, but when Roman brought Russian chin extensions to the training sessions not everyone was happy
Andy Simpson, UK
OUR FAVOURITE
They've heard of Brian Clough but can't quite master his finger wagging!
John, Motherwell, Scotland
Brito takes the advice to shadow Mourinho a bit too seriously.
Jason Kilby, UK
Seconds later Chelsea score...and both men later need laser-eye surgery.
Jack, UK
New rule no 127: When talking to Roman always look very, very interested
andy simpson, uk
Brito tries in vain to stop his fake nose from falling off.
Jack, UK
Seconds later, Mourinho was to hit his head against the mirror to his left.
Jack, UK
This year's nose-picking final was, as usual, closer than ever.
Jack, UK
Mourinho and Brito both get mixed up and use the wrong fingers as they see Ranieri in the opposite stand
Matt Freeman, Notingham,England
A shocking secret about Mourinho is revealed - he has two right arms.
Jack, UK
Due to the failure of the electronic scoreboard, Mourinho and Brito do the job themselves.
David Hamm, United Kingdom
In typical Chelsea fashion Mourinho and his assistant go to pick their nose and miss the target completely
Craig Warner, Brit in the USA
What a day to get a spot!
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
The new Chelsea management team still have yet to get their finger on the pulse!
John, Motherwell, Scotland
Brito tries to teach Mourinho English using the point-and-say method.
"Cheek."
"Cheeeek."
Marc Alexander,
Penarth, UK
"If we keep reminding them of the score with our fingers, maybe they'll try harder to score!"
Nick Jones, Manchester, England
Mourinho & Brito showed their predictions for how many seasons they will be in charge at the Bridge.
Mark Tiernan, England
A good assistant manager always follows in the footsteps of his boss
Craig Warner, Brit in the USA
Simon says touch your cheek
James Kilkenny,
Hull, UK
The new finger-shaped mobile phones are all the rage
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
They knew they were number one, but they knew it... secretly...
Andrew Wade, Canada
Mourinho and assistant strike their sexiest pose for the onlooking camera!
Aidan Whitehouse, United Kingdom
Jose and Baltemar desperately try to stretch their mouths into a smile
Valérie Ganne, Ex-pat from France in Wales
Roman says..."put your finger on your right cheek"
Huw Williams,
Wales
Mourinho to Brito: Concentrate now, send the message to the players.... one goal is all we need
Liza Campy,
United Kingdom
Enraptured by the game, both men missed their nostril by a considerable distance.
Peter N, Ashford, UK
Each man's wayward attempt at nosepicking goes horribly wrong.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Jose & Baltemar are showing the strain of being in charge at Chelsea even just after one match..both having chewed three fingers away!!
Simon Manning,
England
Grecian 2000. Before & after
Martin Hextall,
UK
Chelsea management tip off the bookies on score against Oxford.
Alick Whitfield, England
Mourinho got bored of the football and turned his eye to a very challenging chess game nearby.
Luke Stanton, Shropshire
Mourinho puts on his team morale-boosting expression
Marc Alexander,
Penarth, UK
The early competitors at the world nosepicking championships have yet to find their range.
Brian Maynard, England
Mourinho's style of management proved so popular that everyone was trying to copy it.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex
Baltemar Brito realises his days as Jose's right-hand man are numbered when he sees that Mourinho has already got two of them
Mark Sibley, UK
Sooty & Sweep Have Escaped!
Dave Richman,
UK
Due to Oxford's lack of a scoreboard, the Chelsea boss and his assistant were asked to indicate the final score using their fingers!
Simon, Somerset, UK
Mourinho and Brito prove they're not British by showing the wrong finger to the referee
Marc Alexander,
Penarth, UK
Hmmmm, this Oxford team is pretty good, perhaps I'll buy them.
Alan J Heath, Pitmedden, Scotland
The new two-way radio implants didn't have the greatest range
Mark Horwood, Byfleet, Surrey
Simon says put your finger on your cheek.
Dan,
UK
Mourinho's self-confidence reaches new heights as he appoints his alter-ego as assistant manager.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex
PUN FUN
They're both Shania Twain fans - this 'don't impress them much!'
John, Motherwell, Scotland
Mourinho wanted to be known as the Thinkerman rather than the Tinkerman
Phil Kirkham, Bracknell
OUR FAVOURITE
I guess this is why they call them the blues.
Darren Farr,
England
'The thinker replaces the Tinker'
Steve S,
Scotter,UK
... and in London, few bright spells are forecast after a Claudia start.
Rhod,
UK
"Hey Jose, you sure this is what Roman meant by 'Get your finger out'?"
Mal Walker, Australia
God any Porto in a storm is better than this!
E Jones,
Wales
Jose seems to have lost his Mourinho-ho-ho
Valérie Ganne,
Ex-pat from France in Wales
Oh the cheek...
Dan,
London, UK
SUR-REALLY GREAT
"Roman doesn't like losing...the last time he cut off our thmbs and this time he stitched our lips together" types Mourinho (although it was quite a struggle due to his right hand being attached to his face)
Bean, Scotland
The Chelsea management team still can't quite grasp Stephen Hawking's new theory on blackholes.
Stu, Scottish Borders
The annual Chelsea "Scissors, paper, stone" competition gets off to an uncertain start
Eamon Goodfellow, UK
The mini-microphone trials didn't get off to a good start
Frederick Levy, UK
Jose Mourinho finds that reality Fantasy Football is harder than the newspaper version.
Suzi, Scotland
Jose loved Countdown, but never found Richard Whiteley's jokes in the slightest bit amusing...
Tom Copeland, Brum
Mourinho auditions for the part of the evil scientist in the new James Bond movie.
Neill, Carshalton, UK
OUR FAVOURITE
Both men try to point out their captors without arousing any suspicion.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Ok, who swapped our hand Moisteriser for super glue??
Stephen McAleer, Ireland
Just the two of us we can make it if we try just the two of us. You and i!'' TWO TWO!
Luke Stanton, Shropshire
Mourinho was coming to realise that a whole year with Brito would be unbearable.
Nick Koudas, Greece
Jose and Baltemar have difficulty perfecting the finger gesture Ted Rogers used on 3-2-1.
John, Motherwell, Scotland
Portugal's synchronised managing team were looking favourites for the gold
Charlie, UK
Mourinho decided the Chelsea communal toilets would have to go
Derek Crane,
UK
Synchronised Football managers is a new Olympic sport, especially popular in Portugal
Rob Wood, UK
The Mourinho waxwork had fooled everyone at Chelsea, allowing Mourinho to continue work at Porto.
Jack, UK
In a vain attempt to distract fans from the game, Chelsea's new management team set up a spot-the-difference competition.
Graham, Glasgow
Jose and Baltemar tried to conceal their gestures as the saw Jimmy Hill in the next stand
Neal Berridge, Nottingham
Mourinho and Brito were unable to resist the dancefloor when they heard 'Staying Alive' being played.
Raymond Li, Manchester, UK
Hmmmm....I'm sure that linesman would look better in a brighter colour, black really doesn't do him any favours.
Stephen Catt, United Kingdom
Rapidly losing interest in the game, Mourinho started revising for his forthcoming dentists' exam
Derek Crane, UK
Synchronised Coaching hits the Olympics in 2012.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Chelsea start to plan their own version of Mount Rushmore
Nick Fowler, UK
Mourinho's assistant ponders on whether his boss is wearing a wig, while Mourinho himself ponder on why the heck Cudicini is still in the side.
Craig Warner, Brit in the USA
Jose and Baltemar show the stupid pose they adopted at the auction where they mistakenly bought Chelsea in the first place
Nick Fowler, UK
Half-time, Mourinho and Brito desperately try to attract the attention of the team tic-tac man to cancel their bets
Rob Falconer, Wales
Roman Abramovich's cloning experiment was making significant progress.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
Roman Abramovich holds his Management Team's thumbs hostage until they deliver him a trophy
Martin Hextall, UK
Rodin's model auditions were down to the last two.
Ed Duffy,
UK
With Abramovic's millions at their disposal the new Chelsea management team appoint slaves to stroke their faces during times of stress.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex
Chelsea's fortunes plummet as a toothache epidemic hits the team
Nick Fowler, UK
Jose and his assistant are dissapointed when they find out Chelsea is miles away from the sea!
Stu, Fareham, UK
The International Serious Man Competition started off with a staring contest.
Andrew Wade, Canada
TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE
The 2 thought long and hard....where to loan 25 players without affecting our own success.
tom, merseyside
After assembling the Portuguese National Squad at Stamford Bridge, Mourinho contemplates bringing in Urs Meier...
Tom Copeland, Brum
OUR FAVOURITE
Chelsea get blamed for rise in crime figures as they are mugged for £26m for Drogba.
Rory,
Hawick
Didier Drogba's transfer fee has unexpected repercussions for Jose's phone budget
Andy Simpson, UK
"If only Chelsea won the title last season - at least I'd know how to win the Super Cup!"
John, Motherwell, Scotland
As Brito and Mourinho look away, Abarahamovic brings the next load of players into the bridge
martin theobald, england
The new management have a strange way of predicting the result.
Ian Maslen, UK
Chelsea get the Oxford Blues
F Jesson,
UK
Hmm, wonder if I can get my old job back?
Rory,
Hawick
Suddenly Mourinho realised what his team were doing wrong. They weren't winning.
Nick Fowler,
UK
"hmmmm shall we pay £24m on drogba....well its not my money"
Neil thompson, England
"Do you remember when Enrique Iglesias had that mole over here?"
"Where, here?"
Asad,
UK
I cannot believe Roman's fallen for that one! Some guy in a shell-suit's just sold him Cruyff, Platini and Pele for ten grand cash!
Rhod, UK
Mourinho's policy of having two men for each position started to get out of control
Alex Hutchinson, UK
Ah, Oxford. We've been expecting you... muhahahha
Blandy,
England
The team missed the goal and Management missed their noses
Alan, UK
This is what we used to call a 'Porto opportunity'!
Andy Dunne,
Ireland
We have paid £19000000 for rubbish should have stayed in sunny portugal.
carole wilson, uk
I wonder what Ranieri would have done?
Neil Molyneux,
England
...and next week I will buy Zidane...
Sarah L,
UK
Mourinho and his assistant contemplates the wasted millions they have spent
Craig Warner, Brit in the USA
"Well I might as well have brought the Chelsea Flower Show, the lads are playing like a bunch of pansies"
Josie Jones, England
GEMINI - With Jupiter moving into your sign this week it may prove very difficult to beat even the most modest of football teams!
Anthony Fisher, Somerset, UK
MISCELLANEOUS
Quick! Hide the gobstopper, teacher's looking
Gareth Davies,
Wales
Hmm i wonder if I can make an arrogant comment about that camera pointing at me, what do you think Baltemar?
Bobby Amirahmadi, England
If I find out who nicked our walkie-talkies they are going to get a serious slapping!
Ian Williams, Wales
Roman: How many sugars lads?
Stu,
Scottish Borders
OUR FAVOURITE
'Assistants? I like mine Bito filtered'
James Kilkenny,
Hull, UK
I know I told you if you followed my moves you'd make a great manager but you're taking it too far!
Michelle Rayner, UK
Hmmm ... the boss said something about wanting to buy "Jielli d'eals". Does he play for Monaco or PSG?
Rhod, UK
Its true, when the wind changes your face does stay like it.
Ian Maslen, UK
Jose: I wonder if League Two means they are just one division below us.
Baltemar: I wonder what's for tea tonight.
mark tiernan,
england
King to Back Four. Checkmate!
Mark Newbold,
UK
Talk of financial cutbacks at Chelsea as Abrahmovic takes advantage of "Buy one, get one free" offer.
matt, scotland
Jose to Baltemar, Jose to Baltemar, have you arranged for the car engine to be running ready for the end of the match?
Nick Fowler,
UK
BBC's inaugural Spot The Ball-point pen competition proves to be a tough one: is it in Brito's right hand, or behind Mourinho's right ear?
Phil,
Japan
Must stop falling asleep ... must stop falling asleep ...
Nick Fowler, UK
If he doesn't stop copying me, I'll set John Terry on him.
Dom, England
Jose: I wonder what Baltemar is thinking.
Baltemar: I wonder what Jose is thinking.
Mark Tiernan,
England
Mmmm, I wish I'd eaten All-Bran this morning
Nick Fowler,
UK
Maybe we'd play better if every player's name ended in 'o' ...
Derek Crane,
UK
If Brito doesn't stop copying me I'll put this finger....
Bean, Scotland
....Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee resolved to win a Title...
Don, England
Mourinho decided that he had no option but to contact the Police about the mysterious stalker
Marc Alexander,
Penarth, Wales
Jose and Baltemar seize the oppurtunity by being the subject of possibly the best superglue joke of all time.
Phil Lloyd-Bushell, England
Amazing revelations concerning new Chelsea Management team.They have no thumbs!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
John Travolta's disco class were beginning to learn the simple moves!
Mark Horwood, Byfleet, Surrey
The boys were struggling with the hand movements for Agadoo
Nick Brett, UK
Anything you can do I can do better.....
Tracy Keates,
United Kingdom
ONE for all & all for ONE
Jenifer-Mary Pettitt,
Lincs
And another thing, Baltemar, I cannot stand yes-men
Marc Alexander,
Penarth, Wales
Buy one sullen Portugese Football Manager...get a second one free!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
A world class team with a world class manager...with world class cheek prodding abilities.
Jack, UK
Mourinho used all of his mind control techniques to make Oxford United's keeper throw the ball into his own net.
Jack, UK
"No, wait...Jose, I think it's the MIDDLE finger that people find offensive in Britain..."
Jack, UK
It took Mourinho a while to figure out that he and his assistant had mistaken the location, and were actually sitting at a bus stop.
Jack, UK
I wonder how much they want for their back four?
Mark Howlett,
England
Ummm? Did I leave the oven on this morning?
Kyle Wright,
England
Tiago: £10m
Drogba: £26m
Being able to beat Oxford United: Priceless
Darren Farr,
England
Digital viewing????
Drew,
Australia
Hmmm, Oxford United. Didn't they used to have a mega-rich chairman too?
Darren Farr, England
The Cheeky Boys
Martin Rose,
Newcastle, England
Although the quality of football was a step down from Portugal, Chelsea's new management team were gripped by 'Bargain Hunt'
Graham, UK
"I'm keeping count of my millions in the bank"
"I'm keeping count of the months he's got left as manager"
Geoff Dagger, UK
Thinks. Sell ours, buy theirs?
K.C.Mankell,
UK
For once, they weren't "strolling down the avenue"
Dan,
London, UK
Jose Mourinho was followed everywhere by his little brother 'San'
Dan, London, UK
Mourinho: "Mmmm, maybe I used too much hair gel..."
Brito: "Mmmm, Maybe I should have used more hair gel..."
Philip Allinson,
UK
Men at CFC, model new Summer Collection but the thought of the impending swimwear section fills them with dread
Philip Allinson, UK
"Ah, Baltemar, is that not a place in the Highlands?"
John, Motherwell, Scotland
"C'mon Baltemar, let's at least look interested, it's the world-famous city of Oxford!"
John, Motherwell, Scotland
Brito: I have now total control of Mourinho's right hand. All I have to do is get a gun, pretend to pull the trigger against my head and I Baltemar Brito will be ruler of Chelsea!!
Martin Hextall, UK
"Well at least Baltemar I can tell my friends we studied together at Oxford!"
Mal Walker, Australia
The "Simon Says" world championships were at a tense stage.
Ed Duffy,
UK
Hello, Police? Brito and I have had our phones stolen.
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
CAP COMP CLASSICS
'The Stamford Bridge Brylcream Boys' are not impressed...who put the superglue in our moisturiser?
Don, England
OUR FAVOURITE
Jose was clearly bored by the interminable London Marathon, wondering if I can keep this joke going until next year!
Tom Copeland, Brum
Claudio's superglue trick, is now twice as effective
Rob Wood,
UK
If only they'd been keen Caption Comp followers. The superglue gag could easily have been avoided. Now they were to be made fun of by those with little imagination - myself included
Leno, UK
Practical joker Frank Lampard had replaced the handwash with superglue again
Jamie Taylor, Dunfermline, Scotland
Mourinho wonders what Crespo did with the superglue remover before he left for Milan
Craig Warner, Brit in the USA
Brito: "How did both of us fall for the old superglue on finger trick in exactly the same way?"
Rob Outterson, York, UK
Jose and Brito enter cap comp fame by doing an impersonation of last week's cow.
Jason, USA
Leslie Nielsen and Big Bird think up their next hiding place.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Captioners ponder what it'll take to get an entry posted.
Andrew Wade, Canada
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
This shot of the "Ken" production line showed why Barbie sales were down
Neal Berridge, Nottingham
Robbie Coltrane is to star in a remake of Cracker, chronicling the fall and fall of CFC, provisionally titled 'Cack-er'
Tom Copeland, Brum
OUR FAVOURITE
Sven to Tord. "A few more minutes and the glue on these stick-on rubber masks should have set!"
Rhod, UK
Just my luck. First game in charge and I get to sit next to John Motson.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
The Everley Brothers' confidence dipped when they saw the size of the crowd at Oxford
Huw Williams, Wales
Only their mother can tell them apart.
Joseph Haig,
UK
REGULARS' BANTER
Chelsea management are delighted to hear that they're to feature in the BBC Caption Competition.
Suzi, Scotland
Mourhinho and Brito show the score of their "Who can get the most appearances in the caption comp" competition.
bean, scotland
The boys decide to pose so that competition entrants can make a variety of superglue jokes
Nick Brett, UK
Mourinho relises the size of the BBC goody bag.
Luke Stanton,
Shropshire
If we can perfect the same look of contempt as Buttercup in the last competition, we're sure to be included!
Rhod, UK
OUR FAVOURITE
Mourinho is told even more of his BBC Sport captions have been rejected
Valérie Ganne,
Ex-pat from France in Wales
Both men rush to cover their blemishes before the Cap Comp Photographer can get a good shot.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Both men want a ride on Si's yacht.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
I can't see a funny mascot - Cap Comp will never use this picture
Phil Kirkham, Bracknell
Cap Comp editors ponder on the thought of updating the page more often!
Stuart, Fareham, UK
Jose couldn't hide his disappointment as the results of cap comp 208 were published.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England