But whose funny caption won them a quite superb Sport Online goody bag?
Robert Pires breathed a sigh of relief after scoring a penalty to level the score in the 132nd north London derby.
England defender Campbell must also have been glad to grab a point and deny the Tottenham faithful an opportunity to gloat.
We asked you to make us laugh with your captions and many of you succeeded, none more so than our winner Selwyn Thompson of the UK, with:
Thankfully, Pires and Campbell were the only major casualties in the unexpected 'Highbury Quicksand Tragedy'.
Well played Selwyn - your goody bag is on its way.
See below for this week's second and third-placed captions - plus the best of the rest.
Second place: Neil Nicholson, Bradford, UK
Wenger tells the media: "From where I was placed on the bench I didn't see Campbell and Pires raise their hands."
Third place: Alan Baxter, England
Asked to display how much he earns per second, Sol had to draft in some help.
Pires and Campbell compare hands when auditioning for the Fairy liquid advert.
KP, UK
Arsenal players surrender when Spurs boss Hoddle threatens to sing as half time entertainment.
KP, UK
So, where d'you want us to put this plate-glass window, Miss?
Marc Alexander, UK
"As if it's not bad enough that we should both get two broken arms but to have a student medic fit the casts - that tops it!!"
Dave Harrington, UK
Pires begins the tickling phase of Sol Campbell's torture.
Michael Eaton, England
Cambell: "Look Robert, if I put my hands like this I can make a bird, with the shadow."
Michael Eaton, England
Two Christmas trees, and guess who they stick up on top of them.
Chris Muss, Wales
Pires and Campbell face a duel: underarm odour at two paces
Darren Blast, UK
Robert and Sol do the dance to the song 'Reach'.
Kyle Jones,
England
"Now you see why they paid ten million for me Sol?"
"Yeah, it's a laugh ain't it? This lot could have had ten million for me too but Arsene and I pulled a fast one on them."
Mitesh Shah, England
Initially Pires was terrified as he thought the big Spurs central defender was about to attack him, until he was reminded that Sol now played for the Arsenal.
Mitesh Shah, England
As Roy Keane walks out on to the Highbury pitch, Pires and Campbell burst in to an impromptu "we are not worthy".
Gerry Slawson, UK
Hilarious "mirror" routine fails to convince because of minor flaw.
Dougal McKinnon,
UK
"And this is how they surrender the league title in Italy"
Conway Billington, UK
Fears that goal celebrations were getting too passionate, take a turn for the worst as Campbell and Pires give a lovely rendition of "Oranges and lemons".
Rob Morris, UK
Both Sol and Robert are saying together, "What's wrong with this mirror, it's showing a negative image?"
Kevin Darley, England
That hypnotist was good last night wasn't he?
Dave Smith,
New Zealand
Heist at Highbury as Highwayman Hits Henry's Housemates.
Richard Pasco, Uk
Sol and Robert give Seaman a tip.
Brownie,
Uk
Robert: "No, Rudolf's antlers are further apart"
Sol: "I swear they're more like this..."
Paul Ashwin,
UK
Pires: "Zis is 'ow I do my bell danse Sol..."
Campbell: "You're right it is much better than my way."
Robert Rosenberg, England
Arsenal washer woman sacked after using a year's supply of starch in just one wash.
Kevin Darley, England
Tragedy strikes the kit room as new red dye is discovered to slide down the shirt sleeves when players raise their arms.
Steve Godrich, UK
Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight blame it on the.....' come on Robert, put your back into it, we want to impress the ladies tonight at the Christmas party!'
Ben Spashett, UK
At the Arsenal Christmas party, Sol and Robert win the charades competition with "Goalfingers"
S Claus, England
'Pattacake, Pattacake', 'Homme de boulangerie'.
Mal Walker,
Australia
Robert Pires says to Sol "are you sure that hypnotist said that we would be able to could carry the invisible man for this long"
Rickey Rennie, scotland
If you catch the flood lights just right you can shadow a flying duck on the front of the stand.
Linda Hollingsworth, England
Doing the Seaman wave, oi!
Red Imp,
England
Campbell: Kasey Keller's morale is this big now.
Pires: Not as big as Wenger's ego.
Ryan Scanlan,
London, UK
Pires and Campbell prepare to worship Arsene.
Pete,
UK
Robert: "You be the elf and I'll be the Christmas tree."
Campbell: "No...I'm the Christmas tree!"
Ali Evans,
Australia
Sol: "Listen Rob, whoever can keep their hands up the longest gets to choose the video for coach ride home".
Mohan Nair, England
Robert: "Hands up, if you hate Tottenham, hands up, if you hate Tottenham..."
Mohan Nair, England
Campbell and Pires both put themselves in the next transfer window by acting as shop dummies.
Ian Brown, England
No reindeer antlers are more like this.
Geoff Dagger,
UK
No! No! - You hold your fingers like this and say 'Live long and prosper'
Derek, Scotland
Sol and Pires warm up for their Christmas party as they learn the Time Warp.
Julia Brown, England
Sol and Robert finally notice they have left the Christmas tree in the shop.
Lee Gardner, UK
Sol to Pires: "I said a defensive wall not an invisible one".
I. Brown,
England
Despite Campbell's suggestion of pointy ears, Pires insists that he is only half Vulcan.
Elaine, England
When suddenly, without warning, Pires and Campbell decide to relive their Hawaii experience by hula dancing.
Jordan Vallis, Niagara Falls, Canada
The day comes when Robert Pires and Sol Campbell finally decide that their talents truly lie in volleyball.
Jordan Vallis, Niagara Falls, Canada
Someone pulled the strings on the Arsenal puppets too hard.
Michael Eaton, England
Pires and Campbell find they achieved exactly the same IQ on "Test the Nation."
James Harries, Wales
Security men practice their baby-catching technique for the forthcoming Michael Jackson tour.
Gerry Slawson, UK
The resounding 'Waaaah... Ooof!' made Sol and Robert realise that the crowd surfer had missed.
Chris Norris, UK
The Marcel Marceau impersonation goal celebration was too tricky for Campbell!
Rob Morris, UK
Pires and Campbell begin to regret the 'two for one' deal on 'Chilli Fever' deodorant.
Lozza, UK
Following the EC Directive on Goal Celebration Safety, Arsenal's joy on equalising was somewhat restrained.
Nick, England
Seaman is nowhere to be seen as the Arsenal "catch the cross" competition finalists battle it out for the No.1 shirt.
Lozza, UK
Sol to Robert: "I told you that we could stretch higher than David Seaman".
Ricky Rennie, scotland
Pires: "Jinx! Now you can't say anything till I say your name..."
Roger Brent, Stratford upon Avon, UK
"That's right Sol, now next week we'll practise a throw-in with a real ball..."
Roger Brent, Stratford upon Avon, UK
Sol Campbell and Robert Pieres hold the hands up as the local bobbies book them for stealing the game.
Matthew Booth,
Hong Kong
When feeling down, Sol and Robert loved to victimise the invisible man by playing short-range piggy-in-the-middle.
Nathan Hamer, Wales
Pires scored the goal. Another Frenchman, Marcel Marceau, provided the invisible panes of glass for the goal celebration.
William Barrett, UK
Pires: Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Ehhhh, Macarena.
Sol: Aight!
Pires: Nooo! Hands should be lower, Sol! Now one more time......
Jason Le, London. UK
In a desperate attempt to enable his team to beat their north London rivals, a Spurs fan holds the Arsenal team at gun point.
Alex Rose, England
It's called a Highbury five.
Nick B,
England
'Hand movements, good! Now let's concentrate on foot movements@
Ursula Shaw, Scotland
Hands down, Sol! Dave Seaman'll think we're taking the Ronaldinho.
Roddy MacLennan, England
The Morris dancing demonstration at half time didn't live up to expectations.
KP, UK
Pires and Campbell struggle to break through the glass wall erected by round the Spurs goalmouth.
KP, UK
I know you're a good player, Sol, but should you really need two people to carry your halo.
Valerie Ganne, France
Pires and Campbell practice their "synchronised celebration" routine for the club Christmas party.
David Dibb, UK
The Arsenal off-side trap really has lost its panache and subtlety since Adams retired.
Shane O'Neill, N Ireland
Pires: Wow, my reflection has really changed!
Steven Browne,
Uk
The Cheeky Girls change their routine looking much fitter than usual!!
Martyn Hawkins, England
After a daylight robbery at the White Hart Pass the guilty men are rounded up.
Ged, Liverpool England
The carefully planned high five went awry due to unforeseen differences in height........
Simon, Scotland
So;: "I wish the woman in the laundry wouldn't use so much starch."
Howard Barnes, South Wales
Robert: "We now go 10 games unbeaten!"
Sol: "Nah, son -make it 20!"
Sarah L,
UK
Sol: I think we need a few more to make a good Mexican wave.
Ian Brown (Port Vale), England
Robert & Sol pose for the filming of the final scene in the latest anti-perspirant commercial.
Richard Morris, Scotland
Giant invisible ball lands at Highbury!
Louise Comb,
England
Robert and Sol take some time out to practice their moves for the Christmas party:
Pires: "OK Sol one more time, one, two, three: We are the cheeky boys. We are the cheeky boys..."
Nicola Chisholm, UK
New glass cells prove unpopular with inmates.
Terry Towelling,
Gotham
Sol: "Y.M.C.A it's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A."
David Pearce,
England
Arsene Wenger: "From my position on the bench, at no time did I see either Sol or Robert raise their hands."
Steve Simmonds, UK
Campbell's winter workout video is expected to sell well.
Simon, Scotland
Pires and Campbell hold their hands up in horror when they find out they've both worn the same outfit, again!
Simon, Scotland
Campbell's and Pires' double-handed game of scissor-paper-stone ended in an embarrassing draw.
Simon, Scotland
Robert and Sol's Mexican wave didn't quite catch on.
Chris Plant,
England
Sol Campbell's choice of bodyguard shocked a few at White hart Lane!
Karin Lindberg, Sweden
The midget highwayman struck again.
Gerry Slawson,
UK
"Hands up, baby, hands up! Give me your heart gimme, gimme, your heart gimme, gimme!"
Spider Nicholls, People's Republic of Portslade