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Caption competition No 45 winner

Just what was going through the Tyke japester's mind, and are you this week's lucky winner?

Darren Gough clowns ahead of the second Test against Pakistan, and he cannot have known how ironic he was being.

With both umpires missing several key no-balls, many of you pointed out that Shepherd and Nicholls might have benefited from the specs.

Thankyou to everyone who emailed their amusing captions, but there can be only one winner.

Congratulations to Nathan Hamer from Wales who came up with the following:

Darren Gough stoops to new lows in order to be the subject of BBC Sport Online's caption competition again.

Well done Nathan, you've scooped an exclusive BBC Sport Online goodie bag.

Don't forget to look out for a new caption competition coming your way soon.

Here's the best of the rest to brighten up your day.

Gough meant to put the head-shrinking potion in the Aussie's drink. Oops!
Dominic`, Wales

Darren Gough poses at the press launch as England reveal Spec savers as the new sponsors for the England team.
Paul, UK

With these super future glasses I can see that one day, we will win!
JD, UK

Once again, England cricket is put in the shade.
Roger Smith, UK

Maybe I should give these to David Shepherd
Andrew Gillingwater, UK

This England Goughy, not Pakistan, you don't get that sort of weather around here!
Phil, UK

Real men don't wear contact lenses
C K, UK

Nasser 'I said "silly mid-on", not "be Elton John".'
Steven Barnes, UK.

Darren Gough makes a spectacle of himself ahead of the Ashes
Chris, UK

Darren takes the auditions for the new Thunderbirds film a bit too seriously!
Adam Roberts, UK

Darren Gough - Spectacular Cricketer
Dr. Adrian Wade, Canada

Deirdre Rachid is caught smiling for the first time ever.
Ciaran, Ireland

Gough takes time out from the test match to talk about his childhood hero Joe 90!!
Colin Mackay, UK

Darren Gough goes to new lengths to prove he's not a big head
Jake, Switzerland

Darren Gough models the new "no-ball" detectors to be worn by umpires in the Ashes series.
Mark Seaman, Bahrain

England sneaks in one Australia's all time greats to help combat the Pakistanis.......Dame Edna Everage!!!!
Michael Harper, Burma

Timmy Mallett, England's new fast bowler prepares himself for his debut against Pakistan.
Paul McCarthy, UK

Goughy shows sophisticated Yorkshire wit......a partial success.
Mr Gorse, Lancashire

England's opening bowler gets bizarre shrunken head injury.
Sarah, UK

Tests for the new device to help umpires see beyond the end of their noses appear to be going well.
Mark M, UK

Darren Gough reveals to a stunned cricketing world that he is the secret love child of Sir Elton John and Dame Edna Everage
Nick, UK

Darren's coaching advice from snooker's Dennis Taylor seems to have gone to his head!!!
Nick B, UK

Wow those Australian's sure are big guys!!
Jason, England