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Caption Competition 347

This week's caption competition features Rowan Atkinson, in character as Mr Bean, training with the Collingwood Magpies in Melbourne.

You get the feeling Mr Bean won't be winning a regular place in the Magpies starting line-up during this year's Aussie Rules season.

But we wanted to know what caption best sums up the scene, as an exasperated Brodie Holland looks on?

This week's master of mirth is Kev Seeds, who pitched in with this bonza beauty:

A typing error results in Ron Atkinson not getting the Magpies manager's job.

Well done Kev! Your name is all over this week's BBC Sport goody bag.


SAY WHAT YOU SEE

CATEGORY WINNER: The Magpie boys can't believe the size of Mr Bean's conservatory.
Ryan Lawrence, Wales

RUNNER-UP: A showing of Eric Prydz' "Call On Me" music video on the rowing machine's built-in mini plasma screen inspires Bean to a record time for the 1km.
Rob Williams, UK

PUN FUN

CATEGORY WINNER: "Blackadder rows forth"
Mike Cross, UK

RUNNER-UP: Lean Bean rowing machine.
Lisa Pike, UK

MISCELLANEOUS

CATEGORY WINNER: A typing error results in Ron Atkinson not getting the Magpies manager's job.
Kev Seeds, England

RUNNER-UP: "Yeah, I misunderstood - he's been training with VANESSA Redgrave"
Les Linyard, UK

SUR-REALLY GREAT

CATEGORY WINNER: Mr Bean tries to use the rowing machine, but is frustratingly held back by the midget strong man behind him.
Peter Kingsnorth, UK

RUNNER-UP: The Magpies are too busy laughing at Mr Bean's antics to notice the levitating pistol over his left shoulder.
Stuart Mansfield, England

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

CATEGORY WINNER: As part of the governments re-vamped and cost cutting Trident programme, the captain smiles wryly as Gordon Brown trys out the propulsion system.
Ian Burge, England

RUNNER-UP: A happy Brodie watches Australia demolish Scotland in the cricket on Mr Bean's new dynamo powered TV.
Peter Kingsnorth, UK

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

CATEGORY WINNER: An amused Cesc Fabregas looks on as Arsene Wenger pops down to the gym sporting his new 'David James' style haircut.
Michael Davies, Wales

RUNNER-UP: Ross from Friends is impressed with GB's new single tongue-rowing entry for Beijing Games.
Jas Madahar, England

REGULARS' CAP COMP BANTER

CATEGORY WINNER: Jon Ball and Alan Caroll gear up for another week to see who gets the most entries on the caption competition
Darren VIckery, UK

RUNNER-UP: Mr. Bean clearly got the wrong end of the stick when told he had been given an invitation to row out to Si's Yacht. Even worse for him, the superglue prankster anticpated his every move...
James, England



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