This week's caption competition features Real Madrid's David Beckham.
The England captain is pictured with pop stars Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez just days after announcing the birth of his third son Cruz.
We asked you what you thought was going on in the picture.
And Gavin from England hit the back of the net with this little stunner.
David panics when Jen asks him where the 'Loos' are?
A big up to Gavin who gets his mitts on a BBC Goody bag - well done!
SAY WHAT YOU SEE
Beckham: This isn't the dry cleaners!
TomWardle,
England
Beyonce: They promised me I'd meet MRS Beckham!
Darren Farr,
England
J-Lo and Beyonce model the new Real Madrid home and away kits!
Conor Shevlin,
Northern Ireland
Are you sure you haven't heard of Brylcreem???
Mark Scattergood,
England
Beyonce clearly not happy with David's poor jokes, decides to give him a quick dig in the shin!
Gavin Whyte, UK
Beyonce isn't at all pleased at J-Lo's lame joke while Beckham finds it very funny.
Kashif Akhtar, Dudley, UK
David waves his magic wand in the search for the perfect Fairy Godmother.
S McDonald, Ireland
David just couldn't wait for the end of the show and time for the showers
Derek Drayman, UK
Beyonce tries out the new microphone stethoscope
Jonathan Moffitt,
Northern Ireland
David was hoping that Victoria wouldn't be watching "Celebrity Jim'll Fix It"
Mark Newbold, uk
David Beckham enjoys a day out at Madame Tussaud's.
Loz,
England
David appears to be more than happy to take the Pepsi Challenge.
Chris Halliwell, England
Beyonce snubs Beckham but J-LO is intrigued as Becks discovers predictive texting is hit & miss
Kevin Dunne, England
This wasn't what Victoria had in mind when interviewing for a new nanny
Mark Scattergood, England
is that a microphone or are you just happy to see us?
Ian Bunten, UK
J-Lo and Beyonce consign David Beckham to room 101
Phil Graham,
UK
Beckham unveils the hairstyles he will be modelling in England's next two matches.
George Baxter, England
Beyonce and J-lo look away as their 3rd choice date is taken away by the conveyer belt
Adam Birdseye, UK
David Beckham was delighted to meet Real Madrid's two new team physio's.
Ashley Martin,
Chawton,United Kingdom
and if the next one is a girl we`ll call her Manuel...
woody, notts
Beckham was delighted with his new set of book-ends.
Chris White,
Welwyn Garden City, England
And the three winners of the "Get your Free Kicks contest" are...
Anil, India
The girls look aghast as David asks if they'd like to form a singing trio with Victoria...
woody, notts
David sits in the wrong seat during his guest appearance of 'celebrity blind date'
Robert luxford, London
When I rang the sponsor for a pair of golden booties I wasn't expecting this.
Reshad Sergeat,
Large vampire lurks behind beckham
Gary Walker,
Wolverhampton, UK
Victoria tries to give Becks a subtle lovebite from behind
Jack, England
David was trapped in the middle of a spot the difference question
Andy C, UK
It was a good few minutes before the crowd realised it was only a cardboard cut out of Becks.
Stu G, England
And today on Trisha...
Simon Beckford,
Kent, Uk
Beyonce, stop it! I'm ticklish...
Vik,
UK
Tonight Matthew...Im gonna be one very lucky man!
Vik,
UK
Becks hides his disappointment when he realises there's no sign of Rachel Stevens.
Gavin, Wales
This years Rear of the Year contenders are announced
James Pope,
Scotland
Beyonce asks the producer who the muppet is sitting beside her!
Conor Shevlin, Nortern Ireland
"I hope Victoria isn't watching this!"
Conor Shevlin,
Nortern Ireland
And the winner of Miss World 2005 is...
S McDonald,
Ireland
Decisions, decisions...
Karl Lathan,
England
Destiny's Child to reform
Derek Drayman,
UK
The Three Sopranos
S McDonald,
Ireland
J-Lo and Beyoncé finally stop laughing after David tells them his wife sings too
Pendragon, UK
This is a real treat girls, I've never met a real pop star before.
Bertie B, England
Our Graham :
"Soooooo, will it be contestant number 1 who you'll be crazy in love with, contestant number 2 who needs to spice up his life, or contestant number 3 who can't wait to get you down the aisle"
dave regan, Southport, England
Contestant No.2 tries to think of a witty response to Cilla's quirky question!
Keith Holmes, Liverpool
The podium for the 'Most Demanding Diva' award
Steven Horsman,
England
J-Lo and Beyonce? Those are funny names! I can't wait to tell Posh, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.
Berti B, england
David dreams of swapping shirts at the end of this meeting.
Ian Tyreman, Whitby N.Yorks
Becks can't stop smiling as he gets an American club sandwich
nick newman, england
PUN FUN
On J-Lo's and Beyonce's visit to England David shows them around Beckingham Palace.
Conor Shevlin, Northern Ireland
Wow, thinks David. Good looking bouncers!
Bev Kemp,
Croydon, Surrey
At the BBC Cap Comp party, celebrity guests played 'amuse-ical' chairs...
Adrian Wade, Canada
if victoria sees this i`ll be "cruz"ing for a bruising
iain macdonald, gb
fangs for the drinks
Jonathan Moffitt,
Northern Ireland
J-Lo: "She doesn't say much...Beyonce's monosyllabic." DB: "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"
Kate Singler, England JLo: Tell me David, how do you find Spain?
Becks: Well, I normally turn left at Portugal, Jennifer...
John Lewis, Finland
Becks-"I'd like to sing an old favourite of mine-Fangs for the Memories"
Eddy Griffits, Wales
David still fails to grasp which side is which as he sings "Knowles to the left of me J-Lo to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle of you"
Jason Kilby, UK
The finalists of the Eurovision Thong Contest
Marcel Berenblut,
UK
Becks: Which of you is Bounce and which Jello????
Bob Neish,
UK
Blag it like Beckham
Darren Farr,
England
'Don't me fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still, I'm still Dave from the block...'
Sarah L, UK
Becks "Cruz is Spanish for Cross...I wanted to call him Chip."
Steve B, UK
Spanglish!
Steve B,
UK
David progresses from dribbling to drooling.
Martin Bray,
Jedi
Reporter questions David, "Would you like Cruz to grow up to be a great footballer like his dad, or a great singer like... those two?"
Simon Beckford, Kent, England
"Forget the rocks that I've got,I'm just, I'm just Jenny with the Block(head)"
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
and they said gillette was the best a man could get
Paul,
london
Is it becruz I'm beautiful?
Reshad Sergeant,
Oxford
Becks: "What's this for in my hands ?"
JLo: "Your mic"
Becks: "Narrr, I'm David"
Gavin,
England
Becks-"Victoria's a rap singer"
J'lo-"Well, that's almost right"
Eddy Griffits,
Wales
Jlo - "The one who smelt it dealt it!"
nick newman,
england
The King of Bling...with stars on each wing!
nick newman,
england
SUR-REALLY GREAT
David wasn't fazed by the giant size Sir Alex Ferguson mural on the wall behind him...
Adrian Wade, Canada
J-Lo realises she can clearly see Beyonce by peering through Beckham's ears.
Stu G, England
The contestants on celebrity 'Who wants to be a millionaire...' looked embarrased when they all got the fastest finger-first round wrong for the 7th time.
bobby smiles, wales
Beyonce's chameleon insticts kicked in and she blends in with the background to avoid Jen's glares and Becks' bad jokes.
Mark Irving, England
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OUR FAVOURITE
As part of their long-term strategy, Real Madrid decide to put David Beckham out to stud
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
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The real madrid player unveil's his own new "HOUSE OF HORROR'S" ride.
Ashley Martin, Hampshire,United Kingdom
Beyonce Knowles,David Beckham and Jennifer Lopez...oh and a giant tiger.
Jonathan Moffitt, Northern Ireland
As the questions continue David doesn't notice Victoria coming up from behind.
Andrew, England
'Erm David, don't look now but a giant Walrus is about to bite the back of your neck!
CURLYW, BARNET UK
Throne? What throne? You're sitting on a gargoyle's tongue, David.
Matthew Taylor, England
Victoria turns up late for the 'Guess the Mother of David's New Baby' contest and havoc ensues...
Matthew Taylor, England
David shows the ladies his method for remembering the difference between stalagmites and stalactites by using a microphone and large statue of a lion.
James Atkinson, Sheffield, UK
David was thrilled with his new commode.
James Atkinson,
Sheffield, UK
bus stops are getting fancier these days
Robert luxford,
london
cor.. the red bull does give you wings
keyffsmyff,
england
"I'm not using the bidet until you look away!"
Gavin,
Wales
As part of their long-term strategy, Real Madrid decide to put David Beckham out to stud
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
It's strange who you can bump into in a dentist's waiting-room these days
Marc Alexander,
UK
Is your Ice cream a bit hard as well?
Reshad Sergeant,
Oxford
A thick sandwich
Huw Williams,
Wales
Little did the celebrities know that they were just about to be eaten by a giant lion...
Neal Berridge, Nottingham
TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE
The BBC continues to deny accusations of 'dumbing down' and 'ratings-chasing', but the evidence mounts up as the Evening News shows off its new presenters
Michael Marshall, UK
The Celebrity Fame Academy contestants wait patiently for the results
Stu G, England
Beckham: What? Tom Cruise is not spelled C-R-U-Z!!??
Kashif Akhtar,
Dudley, UK
And the Oscar for best leading actress goes to...
James Pope,
Scotland
Despite Real Madrid's sickening injury crisis there was still no place up front for Michael Owen.....
Les Linyard, UK
And we are thinking of giving him `ship` for a middle name...
woody, notts
Britain unveils its surprise entry for the Eurovision Song Contest.
Simon James, Scotland
Beyonce sulks as her name is knocked off the top of the craziest names list thanks to little Cruz
Kirstie S, England
Beckham shows off a new sponsorship deal with Barbie!
Luke Stanton,
Shropshire
Becks is in cruz control
TUM,
France
After playing Andy Johnson on the right, Sven decided to stick witht he 4-3-3, and play Beckham through the middle. J-Lo replaced Rooney and Beyonce got the nod over Owen on the wings
Stuart Gilby, England
Becks gets to play in the middle at last.
Steve B,
UK
Becks-"I bet they replace me with Owen for the last 10 minutes and he scores!"
Eddy Griffits, Wales
No, we did not name him after Penelope
Derek Drayman,
UK
Well, we named Brooklyn after the place he was conceived in, and Cruz because we'd just got off a boat
Pendragon, UK
Beyonce is thinking.... i'd rather be at the oscars
Paul,
london
The subs' bench at Real Madrid was getting more and more ridiculous.
Bertie B, england
David Beckham is pictured with possibly two of the most glamorous midwives in the world!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
Interviews for a new nanny at the Beckham household attracted a few surprising attendees!
Tony Fearon, N.Ireland
David panics when Jen asks him where the 'Loos' are?
Gavin, England
We now see where David gets his baby-naming ideas.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
David (through clenched teeth) : No, Jenny, i haven't found the missing penalty ball yet,,,
sunny, middlesex
MISCELLANEOUS
and here is another line-up where David doesn't fit into....
baz, england
David Beckham shows why he prefers to play in the middle rather than on the right.
Darren Lethem, Hull, England
where is my sarong when i need it?
Garf,
N.Ireland
Becks is delighted it only took him 3 days to complete the puzzle... It said "4-6 years" on the box...
Adrian Wade, Canada
Brooklyn and Romeo spent a whole month¿s pocket money on daddy¿s birthday presents this year.
Rebecca,
UK
I feel like a rose between two thorns.
Gillian cook,
UK
Real Madrid's vision of signing Galacticos every year is getting ridiculous.
Mitesh Shah, England
David tries to hide is embarrassment when it is announced he owns Britney Spears album
James Pope, Scotland
J-lo is happy as beyonce puts becks into room 101.
Bryne stothard,
england
Becks suddenly realises that last nights dream is reality!
Tom Williamson, Newcastle, UK
There was no way that Prince Charles was going to have the Three Degrees singing at his wedding now!
Ged Sweeney, Evesham, UK
Beyonce and J-Lo are furious as David Beckham comes last in the "Who has the deepest voice?" contest.
Liam Dunne, N.Ireland
David looked forward to exchanging shirts at the end of the song
Neil Gray, Australia
Hello Cilla mio namo est Davido and I'mo from Madrid por favor
Neil Gray,
Australia
Eat your hearts out Hoddle and Waddle
Mark Scattergood,
England
Ronaldo's karaoke parties were legendary in Madrid!
Andy Brimelow,
Widnes
Yeah, so if the ball is passed whilst an attacking player is beyond the last defender its offside. Ok David have you got that now.
Scott McFarlane, Scotland
The Beeb realises it choose bad celebs for "Test the Nation 2005"
James Pope, Scotland
the final three of pop idol look very familiar
robert luxford,
london
Beyonce checks to see if David is still wearing his shin pads...
woody, notts
Beckham's idea to mimic a Westlife type ballad was treated with the distain it deserved by the ladies.
Neil, England
Wait till I tell Gary Neville about this!
Darren Farr,
England
Being only worth £8m, Owen is left backstage with McFly
James Pope, Scotland
J-Lo "I used to to have a thing with P-Diddy."
David " I really like Fireman Sam."
Martin Bray,
Jedi
"Have It!!!!!!!!"
Conor Shevlin,
Northern Ireland
The search for David's new PA had turned up some interesting results...
Matthew Taylor, England
We were thinking of asking your wife to sing with us, but then we came to our senses
Derek Drayman, UK
Beckham tries out the lynx effect
Paul,
london
David looks upset after Beyoncé brings a magnet to see if they really are golden
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales
David just wasn't used to being in the company of beautiful singing stars
Clare,
UK
Becks thought that farting at a big event always made the girls laugh
nick newman, england
Beckham explains the theory behind the name... "We conceived on the P&O line to Calais you know..."
Stu, england
David: "I wish I could get my legs as smooth as that"
Steven Horsman, England
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
the other two members of destinys child cant hide their plastic surgery
robert luxford, london
Mariah Careys sex change operation causes shock on stage
James Pope, Scotland
Alister McGowan realises the benefits of his impressions
James Pope, Scotland
Beckham smiles as he realises where Dr. Who's scarf had got to
Valérie Ganne, French ex-pat in Wales
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OUR FAVOURITE
Becks can't believe his luck. He thought Beyonce and Lopez played for Barcelona
Ian Tyreman, Whitby N.Yorks
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So, I've got Sporty on my left and Scary on the right and I'm standing in for Victoria during her maternity leave. Whatever happened to Baby?
Jules, UK
Beckhan can't believe he's back on stage with Sporty and Scary Spice.
Gary Walker, Wolverhampton, UK
Now thats what i call a pair of strikers.
Ian Tyreman,
Whitby N.Yorks
Becks can't believe his luck. He thought Beyonce and Lopez played for Barcelona.
Ian Tyreman, Whitby N.Yorks
REGULARS' BANTER
Yacht parties really bring out the stars!
Sarah L,
UK
David Beckhan cant wait to go on the special cruz on Si Griffins yacht
robert luxford, london Cap Comp goes all out to present new "Open: Enlarge Image" feature.
Stephen Tucker, USA
The bar stools were ALWAYS popular on Si Griffin's yacht.
sunny, middlesex
Si Griffin invited only a select crowd aboard his yatch.
TUM, France
CAP COMP CLASSICS
Becks was soon to discover that the snake from Caption Competition 235 had grown a little...
Adrian Wade, Canada
Which one's Big Bird then David?
Phil Graham,
UK
After Maria Sharapova, the Cap Comp decided to go really glamourous, shame about the ladies though
James Pope, Scotland
...And then Leslie Nielsen pulled off the David Beckham mask and confronted the jewel thieves
Ben E, England
David couldn't decide which one to give the goody bag to
Ben E, England
beyonce was not impressed with how large the enlarged image was
keyff smyff, england
Inzy's tiger finds interesting things in his belly, and decides Beckham out of the three for lunch.
Kashif Akhtar, Dudley, UK
Beyonce & J-Lo are disappointed with their BBC Goody Bag
Darren Farr, England
David to Mic "Hounds to the Left of me, Jokers to the right, i'm superglued in the middle with you"
James Pope, Scotland
the only thing better than this is a BBC Sport goody bag!
Paul, london
A preview of the contents of Goody Bag #250.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Each lady has clearly doctored her clothing with superglue.
Stephen Tucker, USA
For their own safety, Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez had super-glued David's hands to the microphone
Valérie Ganne,
French ex-pat in Wales
Beyonce: Guys, keep smiling till they bring the superglue thinner,,,,
sunny, middlesex
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