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Last Updated: Friday, 17 December 2004, 12:51 GMT
Caption Competition 230
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger shares a joke with his players
This week's caption competition features Arsenal's footballers and their manager Arsene Wenger at a training session at London Colney.

We asked the question what do you think the Gunners are up to? Perhaps they're celebrating Wenger's recent Coach of the Year award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year ceremony?

This week's witty winner is ...drum roll please....Darren Farr from England. Darren came up with the following winning entry:

I'm a BBC Sports Personality- get me out of here!

Congratulations Darren! A coveted BBC Sports Bag will be winging it's way to you!

A new cap comp will be published on Monday


SAY WHAT YOU SEE

OUR FAVOURITE
Arsene realises his teams recent poor run is due to the fact that they are celebrating before they put the ball in the net!
Tara, Coventry, UK
Arsene struggled to find henry in a game of hide and seek
Andrew Cousins, United Kingdom

Arsene's a loner!
Luke Stanton, Shropshire

"That's right boys keep Fergie in there for as long as you can"
angela.brown123@ntlworld.com, England

Hearing of their coach's record fine, Arsenal's foreign players didn't understand the concept of a whip round.
The "real" Gavin, London, England

The boys take drastic action as Arsene almost spies his Christmas present.
Ian Tyreman, Whitby N.Yorks

Wenger never was any good at "musical hugs"
Tristan Lynas, Ireland

Just in case the Champions League final went to penalties Arsene made sure the players knew how to stamp down the penalty spot.
Reshad Sergeant, Oxford

Are you sure that this new off side trap will work Boss
Mark Scattergood, England

Arsene realises his teams recent poor run is due to the fact that they are celebrating before they put the ball in the net!
tara, coventry,uk

Arsenal's New foreign players find body heat the best way to keep warm in the British Winter Time
Simon Davies, England

The scramble for Wenger's last Rolo proved a heated battle.
Mark Schofield, Essex

Van Nistelroy takes fateful shortcut across a London park.
Darren Farr, England

"Erm boss, is this what you meant by protecting the keeper?"
Rob Outterson, York, UK

Arsenal practise their man marking at set pieces
Bertie B, england

Goalkeeper Jens Lehmann needs consoling after being told by Wenger that he's on the bench again.
Twoamp, Wales

Arsene refuses to join in the ring a ring a roses game
Adi, Hong Kong

Oh no, that ball's going to hit him right in the ... We just can't watch
Derek Drayman, UK

PUN FUN

OUR FAVOURITE
Just arsene about!
Betie B, England

Wenger is rejected from the team hug and is told to: Hugger off!
h, England

Arsenal practised their new system - a packed midfield and a left Wenger.
Bertie B, england

After drawing against Chelsea the team needed a scrum of comfort.
anthony hart, middlesbrough

Hey gov'nor, what's this yellow citrus fruit doing in the BBC Cap Comp photo?

It's a lemon entry, my dear players...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Just Arsene about
Betie B, England

I said "There's Glenn Hoddle," not to get in a huddle
Derek Drayman, UK

SUR-REALLY GREAT

OUR FAVOURITE
It's alright he won't see us, he never sees anything
John Thompson, UK
It's all right he won't see us, he never sees anything
John Thompson, uk

Round and round the garden Like a teddy bear, One step, two step, Got a keeper under there?
Malcolm Lakin, Switzerland

In the French version of 'hide and seek', everyone counts to 100 while only one person sneaks off to hide...
Nick Brett, uk

Andrew Lloyd Webber likes the espirit de corps of his latest production, but their choreography needs work.
Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

"Ok, count to twenty and no peeking, i am going off to hide now!"
Martin Goodson, uk

Even though his new striker has 7 heads and 14 legs, Mr. Wenger laughs off the idea of any player being better than Thierry Henry
Jason, USA

Arsene tried to introduce a sheepdog trials element to training last Tuesday by rounding up his players into an imaginary pen.
Dave , England

Wenger looks, with pride, at his 5-headed 13-footed new signing.
Nick Hawtrey, England

The new arsenal velcro strips were deemed a failure
Scott McFarlane, Scotland

Arsene decided he didn't need the latest beenie baby that badly!
Ian, UK

Wenger auditions for the Ministry of Silly Walks
Ben E, England

"That's not what I meant when I said that we all need to stick together...!"
Gaurav Jairath, England

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

OUR FAVOURITE
If the FA come looking for their 15 grand, this is how I want you to hide me....alright lads?
Criaig Jamieson, UK

"If the FA come looking for their 15 grand, this is how I want you to hide me...alright lads?"
Craig Jamieson, UK

Wenger is delighted as his players agree to collect 15,000 pounds among themselves.
Waldo, UK

With the number of sick days mounting, the Boss is relieved to hear that Henry has finally managed to win at Pro Evo 4
Stephen Head, Wales

Wenger claimed he was unsighted when his Arsenal side surrounded the referee after a decision went against them.
mark tiernan, england

I'm a BBC Sports Personality, get me out of here!
Darren Farr, England

Arsenal players rejoice as Almunio catches the ball
Paul, london

Arsene Wenger demonstrates how to take a free kick quickly while everyone else is distracted.
Joseph Haig, UK

Another defensive misunderstanding: Arsene puts his right leg in whilst the others hockey-cokey.
Harkishan Ghataore, UK

...so that's how Freddie Ljungberg got his migrain...
Sarah L, UK

The Arsenal team celebrate ater successfully defending a corner.
Peter N., Ashford UK

Arsenal players show why they weren't chosen for Strictly come dancing.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Wenger is pleased in the new tactic to contain Wayne Rooney
Jason Kilby, UK

Well, what do you think lads? Shall we tell him we paid for the award or humour him?
lisa smith, United Kingdom

Clive Woodwards influence on the premiership is obviously growing already.
Andy Dunne, Ireland

Mr. Wenger practices not seeing the incident
John Lewis, Finland

Arsene smiles as the players fight over the last piece of pizza
Ged Sweeney, Evesham, UK

"... and then you guys suddenly move away so that Thierry can take the free kick."
Mitesh Shah, UK

The players quickly cover up the buffet that they've prepared for the next game.
Gavin, UK

"Zis ees a move zat Sir Clive told me about when he presented mon prize".
Gavin, UK

'Strictly Come Dancing' auditions overseen by Bruce Forsyth's French cousin.
Gavin, Wales

Ok boys you can let Mr Poll go now..
Alan Evans, Mississauga, Canada

Graham Poll was welcomed into his new group of friends
Ben E, England

MISCELLANEOUS

OUR FAVOURITE
Arsenal take their close marking tactics a bit over the topt!
John Lewis, Finland

Arsene investigates the newly found cap. 'comp' circle that mysteriously appeared in his field....
Toby, England

There was a huge rush to share the only urinal..
Craig Mack, United Kingdom

Arsenal's defensive positioning at set pieces left a lot to be desired.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, England

Arsene seems quite happy not to be involved in this game of 'kiss chase'.
Alphonse Ryan, UK

"Woah, hokey-cokey-cokey....."
Rob Outterson, York, UK

Arsenal take their close marking tactics a bit over the top
John Lewis, Finland

I hope this isn't the revised "Arsenal Offside Drill".
Stephen Tucker, USA

"Fine then be like that, i don't want to be part of your hug anyway"
James Coop, England

Even though they counted to 100, Arsene never could hide quickly enough.
Derek Drayman, UK

The players were starting to suspect that Arsene didn't really understand what a group hug actually was.
Nick Hawtrey, England

CAP COMP CLASSICS

OUR FAVOURITE
Arsene pulls off the greatest superglue stunt ever!
Stephen Tucker, USA
And don't you dare let out the person who updates the BBC Sport Cap Comp until Friday
Rob Falconer, Wales

Quick! It's the BBC Cap Comp photographer! H i d e T h e M a s c o t!
Adrian Wade, Canada

Whilst Big Bird was great at hiding, you could still make out his tail
Ben E, England

Now thats what I call team bonding - all thanks to Superglue.
Simon James, Scotland

A perplexed Arsene does not realise the players are laughing at the ball superglued to his thigh.
Darren Farr, England

Arsenal prevent Big Bird making a unique appearance in the caption competition.
Mark Schofield, Essex

Arsene: "Well done lads! The cap comp photographer has caught you, now we just sit back and wait for the superglue jokes to roll in!"
Rob Outterson, York, UK

"The Green Cloud of Impending Doom" makes yet another Cap Comp appearance.
Stephen Tucker, USA

Arsene pulls off the greatest superglue stunt ever.
Stephen Tucker, USA

After an amusing half hour with the super glue, Arsene wandered off with a wry chuckle admiring his handywork
Nick Hawtrey, England

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

OUR FAVOURITE
Arsene sings Tammy Wynette- Stand By Your Men!
Dave Regan, Southport, England
Arsene sings Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Men!
Dave Regan, Southport, England

REGULARS' BANTER

OUR FAVOURITE
Coach of the Year? Pshaw! He's worthless til he wins a Cap Comp goody bag!
Stephen Tucker, USA

Si Griffin gets the usual welcome as invitations for the Christmas party on the yacht were handed out.
Sarah L, UK

Alright, boys, if we all work together, we can get on Si's yacht...
Stephen Tucker, USA

Coach of the Year? Pshaw! He's worthless til he wins a Cap Comp goody bag!
Stephen Tucker, USA





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