Caption Competition 228

This week's caption competition featured England cricket captain Michael Vaughan and physio Dean Conway.

The picture was taken from a training session prior to England's first one day intenational against Zimbabwe in Harare.

We asked the question:

What do you think is going on during Vaughan's treatment?

The winner this week is...Harkishan Ghataore from the UK

His response was

... and with love's first kiss, Sleeping Beauty awoke

Well done Harkishan. A BBC goody bag should be with you shortly.

The next cap comp will be published on Monday

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SAY WHAT YOU SEE

I'll watch the cricket Dean, you watch where you're putting your hands!
Daniel Williams, England

"if you sit out sick for one more session vaughnie i'm going to need a note from your mummy"
tony higgins, stockton-on-tees, england

I have to take my top off to get a tan?
Bobby Ryder, Solihull

OUR FAVOURITE Despite Michael actually being on the sun lounger, a German holiday maker insists on throwing his towel on it James Atkinson, Sheffield, UK

Legs missing eh? id put some ice on that if i were you
mark stevenson, england

Conway: Where do you prefer to field Michael?
Vaughan: Short Leg

Conway: No need for the insult, I only asked!
mark tiernan, england

Conway's second set of eyes immediately spotted the problem.
Alex, England

2 beds are better than 1, and Michael won it this time...
Mr Henman, England

Hey guys, these flannels are far too big for me.
Bertie B, england

Will someone please hurry up and amputate this second head!
Brian Barnard, UK

How long have I been asleep??
Sharmaine Kruijver, Australia

I still reckon we should have hired a taller physio
Derek Drayman, UK

Are you sure this is what they mean by night watchman ?
Darren Lethem, Hull, England

OK lads... Can I have my shorts back?
Adrian Wade, Canada

Vaughan's new denture glue had once again stuck his upper lip to his gums
Alex, England

god - look at his nasal hair
k lee, bradford

You've seen it, I've seen it,whats that Duncan shaking in his hand.
graham tipper, wales

'I thought you said we were alone!'
Toby, England

"Anyone seen my glasses?"
Percy Sledge, NI

Despite Michael actually being on the sun lounger, a German holiday maker insists on throwing his towel on it.
James Atkinson, Sheffield, UK

Does my neck look big in this?
John Lewis, Finland

The siamese twins found sunbathing difficult.
Gerry Slawson, UK

Physio Dean Conway reads Micheal Vaughan a bed time story before tucking him into bed.
Kashif Akhtar, Dudley, UK

Michael just look over there and you won't feel a thing.
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

Vaughnie hates it when the paparazzi disturbs his daily tummy-rub.
Stephen Tucker, USA

PUN FUN

What do you mean a duck - thats poultry
sam mccarthy, uk

OUR FAVOURITE Yes coach I get the massage Hemita, England

Yes coach I get the massage
Hemita, England

Conway takes the title of England's best leg-spinner.
S McDonald, Ireland

Where the Harare?
Adrian Wade, Canada

Continuing getting all the 'crick'-ets out for Michael
Toby, England

Conway: "Where does it hurt?" Vaughn: "Harare, therare and everywharare"
Alex, England

Work at the english batsman production line speeds up - there's one Vaughan every minute.
Bertie B, england

The psychic physio soothes the psyche with pseudo-scientific Psychotherapy.
anthony hart, middlesbrough

Well done, Dean. I reckon you're really bringing home the massage to Mugabe.
Valérie Ganne, Wales, ex France

Harare up, Michael!
Bertie B, England

SUR-REALLY GREAT

Quick! Call me an ambulance, Dean!
You're an ambulance, Michael!
Becca Wade, Canada

Two heads are better than one!
Luke Stanton, Shropshire

The boys regretted the sawing-in-half trick as Michael was called into bat.
Gavin, UK

OUR FAVOURITE Do you realise that Mugabe is 'E ba gum' backwards? Clare Bear, Wales

Inspired by last week's cast of David Beckham's footprint, Michael Vaughan employs the help of physio, Dean Conway to make a cast of his best side.
Gavin, England

"Cheerleaders? Where?"
Bobby Ryder, Solihull

The english cricket team are proud to sponsor the new invisible pillow.
Gavin, UK

MPV: That cloud there looks like Heath Streak DC: Nah, that's Alec Stewart
Lewis,UK

Yes Michael from this angle it looks smaller
Graham Floyd, United Kingdom

Yeah, Dean, I thought of having skylights fitted on the top of my head too
Clare Bear, Wales

The metemorphisising creature with 2 heads from the Planet Zgnxi can't decide whether to be Rik from The Young Ones or Jonathan Coleman
Martin Hextall, England

Dean Conway wins the John Hurt 'Alien' look-alike competition
Andy Shaddick, UK

While out bird-watching, Bill Oddy spotted a couple of bluetits
Alex, England

Having ravenously eaten Vaughan's bottom half and legs, Carnivore Conway prepares for dessert
Sam Jeffery, England

Do you realise that Mugabe is 'E ba gum' backwards?
Clare Bear, Wales

Conway explains that it is indeed either a bird or a plane as Superman is a fictional character
Alex, England

The special effects for "Alien 5 - The Ashes" werent looking too good.
James Atkinson, Sheffield, UK

Well they do say he's got an old head on young shoulders...
Will Stoner, Rugby, UK

Vaughan looks unsure, as Magician Dean tells him that the 'Sawing a Captain in half' trick is well practised and won't hurt a bit!
Don, England

Vaughan - "This spot on my shoulder's killing me - have you seen the size of the head on it??"
Gerry Slawson, Uk

England's new secret weapon- the incredible two headed batsman.
Ben E, England

Neeer, what`s up doc?
anthony hart, middlesbrough

Are you sure he's trained to saw me in half?
Jason Kilby, UK

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

Joe Pasquale (rear) and Lord Brockett swap jungle tales...
Les Linyard, UK

OUR FAVOURITE Dean: "Michael, you can skip the pre-natal exercises - your wife had the baby weeks ago..." Adrian Wade, Canada

"Look Mike, your new coach!" "Who?" "Harry Redknapp!"
TUM, France

Vaughan takes time out to meet the "where the harare" tribal chief and joins in the induction ritual
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

I am a fat bloke get me out of here!!!
Malcolm, England

Pain in the neck, paranoia, delusions, problems with colour vision... Michael, I'm afraid you're suffering from Chronic Rhodesia...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Dean: "Michael, you can skip the pre-natal exercises. Your wife had the baby weeks ago..."
Adrian Wade, Canada

Michael wasn't very happy when he got told Santa Claus wasn't real
Steven C, England

I hear David Blunkett is flying in to escape the press!
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

If that`s robert mugabe on the phone tell him we`re not in...
woody, notts england

What do you mean I`m the only one left in the team...
woody, notts england

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here
Scott McFarlane, longside scotland

Rotherham 1 Leeds 0 !?
Adrian Wade, Canada

Hey wanna see my best Janet Street Porter impression?
lisa day, United Kingdom

Michael Vaughan denied rumours that he was being two faced in touring Zimbabwe.
Robert, Pucklechurch, England

"Look, Dean Look!" Shouts Michael, "I can see a BBC Reporter. We are not alone!"
Nick Smith, Dartmouth, UK

Trials for Matthew Pinsent's replacement were not going well.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

The unfamiliar sound of leather on bat stumped Michael for a moment.
Alan J. Heath, Pitmedden, Scotland

It wouldn't have been a bad thing if Mugabe had banned that ruddy BBC Sport Caption Competiiton photographer
Clare Bear, Wales

"Do you expect me to talk" "No Mr Vaughan we expect you to go to Zimbabwe"
Robert Luxford, London

MISCELLANEOUS

Chaos as the players rehearse for the Christmas panto; Sleeping Beauty refuses to be kissed by Prince Charming.
Bertie B, england

Be fast, man,I have to be back to the game as fast as possible
john obiozo

OUR FAVOURITE "Pssss........you aint seen me....right!" Gerry Slawson, UK

When I said treat you dandruff with Head and Shoulders, I meant the shampoo.........
Adrian Parker, Turin, Italy

Dean: "And if you look at the ultrasound screen, you can see baby's little head."
Simon, Scotland

Conway: Well, they warned you that meat pie would come out sideways if you weren't careful.
Dan, Australia

"Quiet Please! We need to rehearse. The death scene is the emotional crux of 'Romeo and Juliet'."
Shibalika Chowdhury, England

Vaughan was keen to point out that his treatment was nothing to do with bending over backwards for the Mugabe regime
Robert, Pucklechurch, England

I'm not going to take this international lying down!...Well, on second thoughts...
Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

"Hussain? Where?!?"
TUM, France

Those slower to react to Steve's intestinal problems were stretchered off the field.
Phil, Japan

2 Heads are better than one?
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

The tent thief had struck again....
Gerry Slawson, UK

"Pssss........you aint seen me....right!"
Gerry Slawson, UK

CAP COMP CLASSICS

Rip Vaughan Winkle awakens to find that the judges have yet to update the Cap Comp.
Stephen Tucker, USA

The boys recognise the streaker as the BBC Caption Competition man. Apparently, it was the only way he could get into the country to take the photo.
Gavin, UK

and there shone a bright light....producing funny faces worthy of a goodie bag
Garf, Norn Ireland

Michael Vaughan receives treatment for his 'splitting sides' after reading some of this week's captions.
Rob Harris, Pucklechurch, England

OUR FAVOURITE The things one has to do to get on the cap comp Angie, England

The things one has to do to get on the cap comp.
Angie, England

Look at those two in caption competition 227, I can smell it from here
Scott McFarlane, Longside Scotland

micheal faints after big bird was the bowler
steven, scotland

Vaughan falls for the old "Superglue on the massage table" ploy
John Lewis, Finland

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

OUR FAVOURITE ... and with love's first kiss, Sleeping Beauty awoke Harkishan Ghataore, UK

Linus (with blanket) and PigPen grew up, but they still played for Peanuts...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Who are you calling Zaphod Beeblebrox?
Carl Howey, UK

Once again Sam tried to persuade Frodo that Gollum was not to be trusted.
Graham, Glasgow

... and with love's first kiss, Sleeping Beauty awoke.
Harkishan Ghataore, UK

Chubby Australian DJ Jono Coleman was a surprise inclusion in the England cricket squad.
Raymond Li, Manchester, UK

Zaphod Beeblebrox relaxs while watching the England training session.
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

REGULARS' BANTER

"Don't look now but Big Bird has just hijacked Si Grffins yacht"
Mr Henman, England

OUR FAVOURITE You know, Dean, if it hadn't been for Toby's caption last week, Rob Falconer would have won Derek Drayman, UK

No, I don't know how Si Griffin's yacht got up Victoria Falls either
Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

So that's Si's yacht...don't know what all the fuss is about.!
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

You know, Dean, if it hadn't been for Toby's caption last week, Rob Falconer would have won
Derek Drayman, UK