Caption Competition 220

This week's cap comp features HRH Prince Harry teaching children from Greenfield Primary School the game of rugby.

Prince Harry took the rugby skills he honed on the playing fields of Eton to Greenfield Primary School when he began six weeks as a volunteer coach in his favourite sport.

As an assistant development officer with the Rugby Football Union, he found himself imparting his rugby passion to 10 and 11 year-olds, putting them through their paces in a simple session of non-contact tag rugby.

We asked what could be going on in the picture and the winner is Darren Farr from England who olbliged with this cracker:

With fox-hunting to be outlawed, the children of Greenfield find new ginger animals to hunt.

Well done Darren, a BBC goody bag is on its way to you!

A new cap comp will be published on Monday.

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SAY WHAT YOU SEE

"Give me an 'H'..."
Gareth Lewis, UK

Unfortunately, Prince Harry is not allowed to actually touch one of the commoners, and so he has to teach them from the other side of a plate-glass window
Valérie Ganne, Wales

OUR FAVOURITE Prince Harry, whilst explaining man marking, didn't notice the othe 25 students slip through the gap in the hedge Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Cheerleading for beginners.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

"Hands up those people who've met the Queen"
The Wingnut, Cardiff

Cardboard cutout used as Prince Harry is away on royal business
Bob Watson, Ware England

And if Jonah Lomu is running towards you, surrender and offer him the ball like this
Stephen Smith, Cardiff

Harry: "No I'm not a candlestick...Give up? Haha I'm an egg cup"
Sharon, Poole

It's the new Johnny Kick! None of this hands together lark!
Paul Oakes, Blackpool

Harry fails to pass on the basic moves of the Haka
Huw Williams, Wales

See. Even when I'm nervous my deodorant keeps me dry and fresh
Bigpete, Netherlands

The girls were clearly not impressed with Prince Harry's ground level highwire balancing act
Phil Lindoe, Manchester

And we will stay here until all of you stop taking the mickey out of my Dad's ears ...and no Sienna they are not as big as this rugby ball
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

Price Harry, whilst explaining man marking, didn't notice the other 25 students slip through the gap in the hedge
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

"Right, hands up who wants a quick fag behind the bike sheds?"
Simon White, UK

Harry recoils as he spots a mouse amongst the kids.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

....look, see? Nothing in my hands. Oops! And now I'll make the ball disappear again!
Don, England

The paparazzi's disguise as a green fence was a great success after all...
Nick Koudas, Salonica, Greece

Harry shows his charges the intricacies of the 'girlie' throw.
Max, UK

Harry froze instantly when Uri Geller's daughter stared at his ball...
Nick Koudas, Salonica, Greece

Harry has his ball stolen by a group of 10-year-old muggers.
Bean, Scotland

Come on, hands up if you think im better looking than William!
Mark Nichols, UK

As you can see, that rather heavy tackle from Penelope has made my armpits bleed.
Dan, London, UK

They might have to continue to look at him, but the glass box meant they couldn't hear him anymore.
Dan, London, UK

So if someone's after the Crown Jewels, I usually stand like this.
Dan, London, UK

Yes, my father's ears really are this big
Phil Kirkham, Bracknell

...and if someone tries to tackle me, I just put my left hand up like this and say 'you can't touch me, I'm a prince'
Michael Mabbitt, Baldock, Herts

Okay - which one you lot stole my shoe?
Darren Farr, England

Hands up who thinks my Dad will be king one day?
Darren Farr, England

Harry realises that he should have used Right Guard as every time he lifts his arms the kids fall to the floor.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

Well if you've only got one leg poppet, I'll stand on one leg to make us even. NOW try to tackle me.
Dan, London, UK

"I once caught a fish this big."
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

This is an easy one kids, which hand have I got the ball in?
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

The Spot the Ball competition is getting easier then
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

HRH Prince Harry is held up and mugged by three little girls
Marc Alexander, Penarth, Wales

One can assure you that having trousers with different-coloured legs is all the rage today
Marc Alexander, Penarth, Wales

Gotcha! Simple Simon DIDN'T say sit down!
Brian Barnard, Felixstowe

PUN FUN

This is an "orb", and you have to be the "inter-sceptre"...
Adrian Wade, Canada

"No, No, Waynetta...I'm the Ginger Windsor, Chris Evans is the Ginger Whinger."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

OUR FAVOURITE "No, no, Waynetta...I'm the Ginger Winsdor, Chris Evans is the Ginger Whinger." Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

The Prince proves once and for all rugby is 'Harry's Game'
John, Motherwell, Scotland

Harry crosses his legs to protect the 'crown jewels'
Helena Romanowska, Bradford, West Yorks

I'm gonna be King cos it's in my jeans.
Darren Farr, England

Harry will be removed from his post shortly, having suggested that the children grow up to be hookers.
Stephen Tucker, USA

Now Maud, that's not what I meant when I asked Miss Higgins to play Hooker!
Adrian Wade, Canada

Harry: And where would you see a Fly Half?
Samantha: Biology Class?
Adrian Wade, Canada

Oh no, this is Rugby League. Grandma and Granddad don't agree with unions.
Marc Alexander, Penarth, Wales

"Er no... Camilla parks her rolls is not her real name."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

When we said we wanted to listen to Prince, this isn't exactly what we meant!
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

"Stand up!" said the exasperated Prince, "I said let's get the *scrums* down, not *bums* down."
Phil, Japan

Of course I used to play polo, but I understand they're called Starburst now
Rob Falconer, Wales

And that's when I told the police that when she said she was a hooker, I thought she meant she played rugby.
Gavin, London

Prince Harry found with Class C in local Park!
Graeme, Hexham

Heir to the throw!
Steve S, Scotter, UK

Yes, Samantha - Very good - A railway station near Milton Keynes. Now what ELSE is Rugby?
Adrian Wade, Canada

Hi, kids. Sorry Tom and Dick couldn't make it today...
Adrian Wade, Canada

I was going to play cricket but Camilla Parker bowls so I tried rugby instead
Jim Cochrane, Portsmouth

Some day my Prince will scrum.....
Nick B, London

Harry is caught egg-handed.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

SUR-REALLY GREAT

To save money, Greenfield Primary's new rugby instructor is one of the Thunderbirds
Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

Harry is voted off of Little Sister.
Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

OUR FAVOURITE To save money, Greenfield Primary's new rugby instructor is one of the Thunderbirds Paul Turner, Maryland, USA

Prince Harry looks through the window of his favourite pet shop
Valérie Ganne, Wales

School girls duped into rugby training after being told that it was a Spice Girls reunion - to be fair Ginger and Posh did turn up.
Mark Tiernan, England

Harry was disappointed. His impression of Jonny Wilkinson doing the hokey kokey usually brought the house down with the folks back home
Charlie, UK

I am SO jealous of those toe nails, you MUST tell me who does them for you!
Stephen Tucker, USA

A fringe meeting of the young Conservatives fails to attract much interest.
Rory, Harrogate

The Disabled Athletes Surrealist Action Group draw attention to their plight by holding up Prince Harry with a leg from a shop window dummy.
Dave Bright, Kent

Harry is asked whether he has any stigmata by his adoring audience
Harry Prince, UK

"And when the trap door opens I spring out as Old Mother Goose - and this is my golden egg".
"Oh no it isn't..."
Gerry Slawson, UK

"And in Lilliput, the goals are only this far apart..."
Phil, Japan

Princes attempt to avoid the army with a new career as mime artist failed to impress.
GMcD, Livingston

Prince Harry's ventriloquist act was fooling nobody.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

"And now, girls, I'll show you the secrets of the catwalk..."
Nick Koudas, Salonica, Greece

In conference season, Prince Harry launches the new Rugby Lovers Party - and swears despite a slow start, membership is rising.
John, Motherwell, Scotland

Harry teaches the kids the art of mime which he picked up on his travels.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

"Behold! I call to order the Worshipful Bretheren of Rugby! Bow down to the holy oval!"
Lorna Stroup Nilsson, Princetown

The children of Greenfield Primary School were wondering how their exchange pupil was coping with teaching the Etonians hopscotch and netball.
Gavin, London

Madame Tussaud's new statue of Prince Harry didn't prove to be such a success with young girls after all...
Nick Koudas, Salonica, Greece

"Mr. Armani himself told me that a heavy book on top of the head can also help..."
Nick Koudas, Salonica, Greece

Auditions for clown school
Sharmaine Kruijver, Australia

It was hard to tell who was more concerned about the situation. The cartwheeling ginger prince blowing through the school hedge. Or happy Hugh, the schools purple faced groundsman.
Jon Hunt, Ely Cambs

Harry impressed the kids by impersonating all The Spice Girls at once - Posh, Ginger, Scary, Sporty and Baby.
Ian Tyreman, Whitby, NYorks

Police cutbacks dismayed Harry when meeting his newpersonal protection squad.
Anthony Hart, Middlesbrough

The students were enthralled by the Prince's explanation of quantum teleportation.
Phil, Japan

The invisible tight-rope walking trick didn't fool the school kids for a second.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

The kids decided Harry's performance of The Gravedigger scene from Hamlet was the worst yet.
Darren Farr, England

Here's the "Arsenal Offside" drill.
Stephen Tucker, USA

The 'learn sport with a celebrity' day proved a flop for Prince Harry, as the other 400 12 year old boys all attended Jordan's Trampolining lesson
Michael Mabbitt, Baldock, Herts

Harry exhibits his extensive array of show tune routines.
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

Concern rising over deteriorating behaviour in classrooms as Prince Harry is held at gunpoint by 10 year olds!
Tony Fearon, N Ireland

Gottle of geer, gottle of geer! Damn! Where's the other puppet gone?!
Dan, London, UK

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

With fox-hunting to be outlawed, the children of Greenfield find new ginger animals to hunt.
Darren Farr, England

Hmmm, if Brussels has wiped Wales off the map, does that mean I'm second in line now?
Alan J. Heath, Pitmedden, Scotland

OUR FAVOURITE With fox-hunting to be outlawed, the children of Greenfield find new ginger animals to hunt. Darren Farr, England

"OK kids I'll hold my hands up and admit it, I DON'T think Jennie Bond likes rugby - that's why she's not the Royal Correspondent any more!"
John, Motherwell, Scotland

The three independent judges are less than impressed with Woodward's replacement.
Nick Bryans, Brighton and Hove

"Hey kids, even I MYSELF could have beaten the Tory party in the Hartlepool by-election.
John, Motherwell, Scotland

"... And this used to be a Corgi until Auntie Anne's Bull Terrier got hold of it."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

The Marines had become less tough since Edward's days.
Geoff Dagger, UK

Now this, boys and girls, is a genuine Crystal Palace practice ball...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Which of you have got older sisters with a booze cabinet?
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

And there was Batman hanging onto my bedroom window ledge like this!
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales

MISCELLANEOUS

Harry gets drunk and asks some locals some directions
Gavin, North London

"How ironic. It's usually me who's legless!!"
Dave Bright, Kent

OUR FAVOURITE Sorry kids. I'll make sure I never kick my ball into your garden again! Tony Fearon, N Ireland

OK, Mum wants to know who kicked this through her bedroom window
Marc Alexander, Penarth, Wales

Sorry it's cold. The lawn at Buckingham Palace's got underfloor heating
Rob Falconer, Wales

'Hey guys, do my hips look big in this outfit?'
Craig MacIntyre, Tyne and Wear

Can anyone tell me, does this ball clash with my skin?
Simon Callow, Cardiff

The new games teacher's attempts to teach "Juggling" were not well received.
Brian Davies, Reading

Rugby League? Can honestly say i've never heard of it.
Rory, Harrogate

Come on join in, I'm spinning around, get out of my way ....
Tony Gelsthorpe, Manchester

Ok ok I confess I don't know the Hokey Cokey
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

What do you mean I won't get a part in the school Christmas play? Don't you know who my Dad is?
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

Look kids if you keep ignoring me I'm calling my Gran....and you don't want that do you!
Don, at a secret address in England

Sally, why is that silly posh bloke waving at us?
Don, ... now, the Tower!!

....Tara, just sit nice and still, pretend you haven't seen him and perhaps he'll go away.
Don, .... now it's definitely the Tower!

I only had a few and then woke up here. Do you know the way to the nearest taxi rank?
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

I might not be Jonny but at least I was in the stadium when we won!
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

1st Girl: 'Ooh. How many times have I got to tell you? After '..a pocket full of posies, we all fall down', we all fall down.'
Harry: 'Sorry'
2nd Girl: 'D'uh'
Nigel, Cambridge

Sorry I'm late, I had to unblock Mum's fountain
Valérie Ganne, Wales, ex France

My name is Harry, and I'm a grass roots supporter.
Kenneth Gustafsson, Finland

Boy with back to camera to girl next to him: It could be worse. We could have had "It's A Knockout" day with his Uncle Edward.
Gavin, London

I don't care who you are, my Mum said I wasn't to talk to strange men!
Don, Great Britain

I'm going to be Queen someday!
Stephen Tucker, USA

Harry......."yes I know you wanted Johnny Wilkinson, but I'm pretty famous too"
Huw Williams, Wales

"No Tiffany, I don't think it matters whether Johnny Wilkinson is 'fitter' than David Beckham."
Peter N., Ashford UK

Listen sweetheart, just because I'm not going bald or have a small chin and big ears, doesn't mean I'm not a real Royal! So shut it!
Dan, London, UK

Roar, I say Roar said the big ugly..er..lion creature thing with the scary..er..scary..er..thing on it's..er..thing. The..er..the..er..the ..er..The End. Off you go now!
Dan, London, UK

Here's one I laid earlier
Dan, London, UK

Sorry kids. I'll make sure I never kick my ball into your garden again!
Tony Fearon, N Ireland

No I'm not Will, darling!
Tony Fearon, N Ireland

And you would not believe how scary Edward can be
Robertus Cambrensis, Wales

"Look girls, we're here to play rugby. There's no way I'm going to answer your questions about where my ginger hair came from..."
Neil, South Yorkshire

Sorry kids, I know you were expecting Beckham...
Mark Gillespie, USA

CAP COMP CLASSICS

"Right. Which one of you put the superglue on the ball?"
Bean, Scotland

"The last time I did this was for cap comp 213... I had a bow and arrow, wore a pink fairy suit and was surrounded by traffic bollards."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

OUR FAVOURITE Royal scandal as Prince Harry tries to steal one of Big Bird's eggs Keith Holmes, Liverpool

When one stops at the YMCA, the YMCA...
Phil Kirkham, Bracknell

And Big Bird is thiiiis tall...
Stephen Tucker, USA

Right, own up! Which one of you put superglue on the ball?
Tony Fearon, N Ireland

Ok, let's try again... Y...M...C...A...
Stephen Tucker, USA

Royal scandal as Prince Harry tries to steal one of Big Bird's eggs
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

Leslie Nielsen's best disguise yet: shrubbery.
Stephen Tucker, USA

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

Steve Davis moonlighting after he gets knocked out of another competition early
Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

After retiring from International cricket, Shaun Pollock tries his hand at rugby.
Steve S, Scotter, UK

OUR FAVOURITE Steve Davies moonlighting after he gets knocked out of another competition early Bob Watson, Ware, Hertfordshire

Anne Robinson: "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

"I hold my hands up, even the Newcastle tea-lady thought I looked like Jonny Wilkinson!"
John, Motherwell, Scotland

Chris Evans begins search for new wife.
Darren Farr, England

Charles Kennedy is overjoyed at managing to treble his audience at this years Lib Dem conference.
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard UK

REGULARS' BANTER

"... and then Si Griffin pointed the gun at me and demanded back the keys to his yacht!"
Stuart, Fareham, UK

"And if you printed out every entry that Dan from London has made, the stack would be this thick!"
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

OUR FAVOURITE It's a blue tracksuit in the Goody Bag this week as modelled by Harry Winsdor. We've dispensed with the cheap cardboard cut-outs and mouse mat. Dan, London, UK

"... Sorry, the goody bag only had one Easter egg in it."
Richard Wilkinson, Leighton Buzzard, UK

"And this is how I looked when Si Griffin made me walk the plank."
Tariq Sheikh, Essex

"Watch the ball...you are getting sleepy..." Prince Harry seen lulling Cap Comp judges into hypnotic slumber.
Jason, San Diego

I can assure you all that Si Griffin's yacht is a lot smaller than ours!
Marc Alexander, Penarth, Wales

It's a blue tracksuit in the Goody Bag this week, as modelled by Harry Windsor. We've dispensed with the cheap cardboard cut-outs and mouse mat.
Dan, London, UK

And as I pulled myself up out of the water and onto Si's yacht...
Dan, London, UK

Prince Harry displays the contents of this week's goody bag.
Darren Farr, England