This week's competition features newly crowned Masters champion Phil Mickelson.
Mickelson sank a birdie putt on the 18th green at Augusta to claim his first ever Major success.
But when he is presented with a trophy from last year's winner Mike Weir something seems to go amiss.
Tell us what you think the Mickelmeister has spotted and you could win a BBC Sport goody bag.
And the winner is........(dramatic music reaches a crescendo)
John Lewis from Finland!
His winning caption was:
Two cap comp editors try in vain to figure out how to use their new wireless laptop for updating the cap comp website on a regular basis
Well done John, a goody bag's finding its way to you!
A new cap comp will be published on Monday 19th April
SAY WHAT YOU SEE
The crowd clap in time to the music as the "pass the parcel competition" comes down to the last two.
David Dibb, UK
Phil's enthusiasm for matchstick construction was obvious to all present
Tracey Foster, England
Members at Augusta prepare to have their handcuffs removed.
Stu, Scottish Borders
Mike, the plate seems to be stuck to the cake...
Frances Heaton,
United Kingdom
"Wow, Mike, I've never played 'Pass the Parcel'....thanks."
Jerry Wennerstrom, UK
The medallion was really weighing him down
Patrick Aubrey,
UK
Mike Weir is poised to catch the trophy as Mickelson seems to be dropping off
T S Neville, Rugby, UK
Weir shows off his new putter blade design to an impressed Mickelson, while officials demonstrate how big the balls will be at next year's Masters.
Andrew, UK
Unlike the previous winners in the background, Mickelson takes time to read the dry cleaning instructions for the jacket which are engraved on the edge of the trophy.
Super Skim Ox,
Highworth
Well, you didn't have to throw it at me, Mike, but I'm really honoured...
Rob Henderson, Co. Durham, UK
Mickelson falls for the old "have you got the time?" prank and spills cake all over himself
Patrick Aubrey, UK
Weir: And if you press that button there it turns into a toaster.
Mickelson: Ooooo
Keith Holmes,
Liverpool
Weir: "..and now if you blow in this end, the real trophy inflates."
Jonny, UK
Mike Weir steps into grab the trophy as Phil Mickelson prepares to sneeze
Matt C, Chester, England
The glare from Weir's forehead dazzled him.
Chris White,
Welwyn Garden City, England
Mickleson decided he would rather burn his hands as some-one called a game of "hot-potato".
Buzz, England
Oops, some of it has just dropped on my new jacket
Ed,
UK
Mickelson: Oh my god there's a scratch.
Weir: Don't look at me, I just work here.
Daniel Smith,
England
Gee whiz Mike, did you really make this out of matchsticks?
Derek Lyttle, Scotland
Mickelson has argument with sponsors over the hat they ask him to wear
Patrick Aubrey, UK
Mickelson drops his celebratory cake down his front.
Stu,
Scottish Borders
Weir: Phil I was joking, you're not going to get a custard pie in the face!
Stu, Scottish Borders
Weir: I got this thing for £3.50 at a car boot sale
Mickleson: Really?
Andy,
Blantyre
PUN FUN
There's a hole in this one!
Mandy Keay,
Scotland
Phil was delighted that the green team had won Bargain Hunt - not least because his selection was 'cheap as chips!'
Dan, England
After four days with hardly any bogeys, when Phil finally sneezed, it was a whopper.
Marcel Berenblut, UK
"Well Phil, join the CLUB. You've come a FAIRWAY in your career now, the grass can only get GREENer for you."
Ryan Spencer, Watford, UK
Oh my god! I can see my reflection in the trophy! Why didn't anyone tell me I have a bogey at the end of my nose?!
Ally, UK
I've finally mastered it!
Joe Morris,
England
See last year's inscription reads 'My Queer'
Curly W,
UK
"Hey Mike do you reckon I could eat it as a whole in one?"
Ellen Shepherd, Canterbury, UK
I've had my Phil, I've grown Weiry of holding this trophy.
Stephen Tucker, USA
I've waited years to win a Major trophy but what the blazers is this?
RD, Liverpool
First time I'll be happy to have a few slices on a golf course!
Mike Grist, UK (London)
Whilst putt-ing the trophy down a naughty birdie dropped a bogey on it.
Rich, England
Weir: "It's a nest for your birdies..."
Ryan Spencer,
Watford, UK
Ernie wasn't happy that the trophy had 'Mick Els on' it...
Adrian Wade, Canada, usually
Mike, I think a birdie has left its mark on this trophy!
Trevor Swann, England
Of course there's a chip in it, it's a golf trophy!
John Beith,
UK
Mickelson is surprised to read his name on the trophy as he thought someone Els was going to win
Jim Cochrane, England
SUR-REALLY GREAT
The new Nokia Mobiles are excellent for games...
Steve Buttercase,
St Ives, Cambs
Disaster as the 1st Thunderbirds Golf Tournament winner's presentation is ruined after someone cut the strings
Keith Holmes, Liverpool
Wimbledon umpires debate the merits of a rather unusual racquet.
Ian Davies, UK
In the war on terror, government agents prepare to pounce on little green men claiming to be 'Masters'.
Ben P, UK
Quick - hide! I can see Trinny & Susannah approaching in the reflection.
Darren Farr, England
For the first time in history, the winner of the Masters also wins the Augusta "Guess The Weight Of The Cake" competition
Matt H, Imperial College London
Colour-blind redcoats celebrate 20 years working at Butlins
Adrian Wade, Canada
Mickelson is chuffed to bits, when Thunderbird Weir says that he can keep the Tracey Island he made earlier.
Andrew, UK
Mickelson liked the green jacket but didn't quite know where to put the tiara.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
Mickelson is warmly applauded by the Henry VIII Appreciation Society.
RD, Liverpool
Sorry Phil, I couldn't resist and I opened your box of Ferrero Roche.
RD, Liverpool
It was a good weekend for the Mickleson family. Phil wins the golf and Mrs Mickleson wins the Fanny Craddock cake contest.
Sarah L, UK
This is Your Life updates by giving the celebrity a CD rather than a red book
Patrick Aubrey, UK
Weir rugby tackles Mickelson in order to save him from the oncoming marching parade
NL, Somerset
Mickelson is unnerved by the applause of the three headless officials.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
In true tradition, Mickelson prepares to toss the trophy over his head in to the hands of the waiting crowd to discover who next year's winner will be.
Vanessa Wennerstrom, England
Phil is overawed by the shiny thing at the day care centre.
Tom, England
Mickleson was not about to appreciate the practical joke as somebody hooked his collar onto a crane and started to lift
Buzz, England
Mickelson winced as Els throws giant Frisbee...
Matt,
Scotland
Mickelson is obviously shocked as he realizes that Mike Weir is one of the Thunderbirds. You can almost see the strings.
Simon Hodgson, England
Phil suddenly realises that the men from the Matrix are behind him and are after his trophy
Dave Richman, berks
As Mickleson inspects his trophy, the poisoned dart, with the initials 'EE' etched onto it thuds into the back of his neck.
Jonny,
UK
Scott and Virgil were less than impressed to find someone had stuck chewing gum to the bottom of their jazzy new Tracy Island model.
James Scott, England
With the audience fixed on the golf, the leprechauns made off with the trophy.
Danny Smith, Kent, UK
Having fallen down on their luck former golf champions Weir & Mickelson accepted jobs as green coats at Butlins.
Mark Tiernan, England
And the jacket comes with a leprechaun coming out of the sleeve?
Sam, Canada
Lilliputians often had to put up with peeping-toms.
James Wiffen,
Chelmsford, Essex
The three headless horsemen applaud the new Masters champion.
Stu, Scottish Borders
Fearing hypnosis, Mickelson refuses to look Weir in the eyes.
Stu, Scottish Borders
Phil gasps as the three men behind him are beheaded.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
MISCELLANEOUS
Listen, it rattles when I shake it.
Stu,
Scottish Borders
Mickleson says "Hell the wife will be upset. She's expecting a silver claret jug!"
David Dibb, UK
The Head Boy was entrusted with the school cake, much to the envy of his deputy
Richard White, UK
Can I get it gift wrapped?
Matt C,
Chester, England
On the hour, Ronnie Corbett pops out and tells you the time.
RD, Liverpool
Mickelson is upset to find that it's not new, but in fact has had 43 previous 'careful' owners.
Stu, Scottish Borders
"Want your trophy? Here it is.... just kidding! Want your trophy? Here it is... just kidding!"
Andrew Wade, Canada
Phil: "Is this for little old me? Thanks Mike."
Weir (thinking to himself): "You Americans are so easy pleased! It's only a bit of cheap plastic rubbish I picked up at a flea market."
Derek Lyttle, Scotland
Phil: Thanks for the picture of a gormless looking bloke.
Mike: It's a mirror, Phil.
Martin Hextall,
England
Weir: And if you look closely you will see the teeth marks where Andy Fordham tested to see if there was chocolate in it.
Mickelson: It saves me trying
Keith Holmes, Liverpool
Phil is amazed that the trophy has a little BBC commentary tent attached to it
Huw Williams, Wales
After weeks of waiting, Phil's silver-plated scale model of Old Trafford finally arrives.
Ben P, UK
It's truly amazing what you can make out of 2 empty squeezy bottles and a bit of stickyback plastic!!
Stewart Miller, County Durham, England
John Daly's cereal bowl?! You shouldn't have!
Paul Turner,
Frederick, MD, USA
"I'll huff and puff and blow these candles out!"
Ellen Shepherd,
Canterbury, UK
Mickelson was disturbed when looking at his reflection in the trophy, to see a tiger staring back at him.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
Forgetting the candles were alight on his cake, Mickelson immediately turns his jacket in to a blazer.
Gerry Slawson, UK
Jeez they spelt my name right!
Eric Jones,
Holyhead Wales
"What's this say here? Made in Hong Kong...?"
Dave Edwards,
UK
Phil: why didn't you tell me that it is this heavy?
Ahmed Shiraj,
Accra-Ghana
...all goes well until Ernie Els takes his final swing of the 2004 Masters.
Sarah L, UK
They spelt your name wrong and it's only four letters so there's no chance of them getting mine right.
S Bennett, England
"Did you put that custard stain there?"
Rob Outterson,
York
Ahh, this is lovely! Late 18th century hallmark silver cake cover. I would insure it for $100. Thanks for bringing it to the Antiques Roadshow.
Russell Hutton, UK
Phil is delighted to find in his lunchbox a ham and cheese sand-wedge...
Phil,
Japan
Mickelson: "Hey, you could at least have given it a polish before the tournament, or did you think you'd be winning it again?"
Rob, England
At last a major and they spell PHILL with two l's
Paul W,
England
It's just like my daughter's Barbie castle!
Paul W,
England
Antiques Roadshow: The Next Generation
James Wiffen,
Chelmsford, Essex
Seeing as I missed your birthday last year I thought that I would splash out on you this time
Matt C, Chester, England
"It says made in Taiwan here!"
Matt James,
Scotland
It had three tiers when I left it with John Daly.
RD,
Liverpool
My tie! I forgot my tie!
Buzz,
England
Yeah Mike, of course those 3 behind us are pleased...they're with the Inland Revenue!
Ray, New Jersey, USA
"Oh no they've spelt my name wrong!"
Ellen Shepherd,
Canterbury, UK
....and if you turn it over, you'll see the Birmingham hallmark
Ar^ch, Peterborough UK
Your mother does make an excellent fruitcake...
Adrian Wade,
Canada
Phil gets acquainted with his new karaoke machine
Ar^ch,
Peterborough UK
Mickelson, with no caddy by his side, suddenly realised that he didn't actually know how to carry anything.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
Uhhh...no Mike, this is in fact a hubcap off the new Rover. Now, why don't you give me the real trophy that you have behind your seat?
Ray, New Jersey, USA
Mike's expertly placed whoopee cushion lightens the mood considerably.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Er, Mike - you've left the price ticket on mate...
Martin Hextall,
England
Oh, look...it even has a tiny little "Men Only" sign!
Mark Gillespie, USA
You could have polished it!
Helen Wall,
UK
Hee hee..there's no way they'd ever fit Montgomerie's name on this trophy anyway.
Darren Farr, England
Mickleson is disappointed to learn batteries are not included.
Nicola Chisholm, UK
You didn't get a hole-in-one at the 14th so you don't win the car...but you did hit the flag, so we decided to give you the hubcap.
John Beith, UK
And this is where you put the batteries....
Jim Cochrane,
England
'So...what did you say happened to the other hubcaps?'
Danny Smith, Kent, UK
Mirror, mirror from the wall,
Did I win you for striking this ball,
Around a course so green and hilly,
That people who don't play must think we're silly.
Hywel G,
Wales
Oh darn, I just put my shoe in dog poop!
Anthony Martin,
UK
You'd have got it quicker on EBay!
Suzi,
Scotland
Phil, whispering: Pssst, Mike, why are they clapping?
Marie K. Simonsen,
Greenland
Phil masters Lego.
Sarah L,
UK
What are the chances of us wearing the same jacket!?!
chris bay, england
Mickelson throws a hissy fit as he counts 40 candles on his birthday cake.
Ed Duffy, UK
TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE
"Oh look! They've given me the wrong trophy. It says 2004 Amberleigh House!"
Super Skim Ox,
Highworth
Well if Roy Keane can play for Ireland, so can we!
Darren Farr,
England
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OUR FAVOURITE
Mickelson gasps in amazement at the trouble the presentation party went to in making him a novelty Easter egg
Michael Mabbitt, Eng-er-land
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Mickelson gasps in amazement at the trouble the presentation party went to in making him a novelty Easter egg
Michael Mabbitt, Eng-er-land
Ah man, it took me so long to win this thing, there's no room left for my name!
Matt Poole, UK
Mickelson is practically dumbstruck by the West Indies' first innings.
Phil,
Japan
Reaction after Brian Lara smacks Gareth Batty for six all the way from Antigua into Phil Mickelson's lap
Phil S, London, England
And there's even a miniature Monty skulking out of the back door...
Martin Welbourn, UK
"Aw, how nice of Ernie to send me a gift! Why's it ticking, though...?"
Ed Duffy, UK
It's an uncomfortable moment for Weir as Mickelson spots that Tiger Woods' name has been hastily Tipp-Exed from the trophy.
Ed Duffy, UK
CAP COMP CLASSICS
Weir chuckles after playing the old 'superglue on the trophy' jape.
Jonny, UK
Mickelson refuses to let Bobby Robson spin it on the end of a stick.
Stu, Scottish Borders
Following Captain Birdseye's transformation, the Jolly Green Giant was less happy with his new image
Patrick Aubrey, UK
Sorry about the trophy... It got flattened by some maniac driving a big yellow thingee...
Adrian Wade, Canada
Faceless Caption Comp Judges applaud yet more boring references to Big Bird, Superglue and Si Griffin's yacht!!
Derek Lyttle, Scotland
"It took a big birdie to win the prize this week!"
Hywel G,
Wales
Weir: That was a big birdie on the last.
Phil: Big Bird, where?
Stu,
Scottish Borders
Mickelson spots Big Birds name on the list of past winners.
Stu , Scottish Borders
Is that a miniture big bird on this trophy?
Andy,
Blantyre
Damn superglue!
Andy,
Blantyre
Toon and Weir
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Then when you hold it this way it you look like Leslie Neilson in the reflection
Andy, Blantyre
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum got a very big cake from Alice for tea.
Ed, UK
Kevin Costner and Sly Stallone receive a golden "please stop making films" award from the men in suits...
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs
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OUR FAVOURITE
Kevin Costner and Sly Stallone receive a golden "please stop making films" award from the men in suits...
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs
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Phil is amazed to see the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald sat next to him.
Stu Mandry, UK
Mickelson gets the shock of his life when he sees his reflection in the trophy- He's turned into Michael Schumacher.
Ben Westoby, Grantham
{Mistaken identity} Sir Paul McCartney loves the wood carving, but inspects for 'beatle' damage...
Adrian Wade, Canada
Michael Schumacher realises that he has failed to fool the 'faking it' judges as his name is engraved onto the Master's trophy instead of his alias "Phil Mickleson"
Buzz, England
Mickleson takes David Dickinson's slot as presenter of Bargain Hunt.
Luke Stanton, Shropshire
Schumacher wins the Masters.
Darren Farr,
England
"Is that the time?!? I have a race to be getting to", says Ralf Schumacher. "Quick Vaughany, take this cake from me".
TS Neville, Rugby, UK
Michael Schumacher and John McEnroe have a friendly chat at the annual meeting of the World's Most Arrogant Sportsmen awards.
James Hunt, U.K.
Mike Weir couldn't believe he was meeting Sir Paul McCartney, so he had no choice but to hand over the Masters trophy as a gift for the rockstar.
James Hunt, U.K.
Frodo and Sam were too preoccupied to notice that the Ringwraiths had caught up with them
Neal Berridge, UK
WOW! I honestly didn't think i would win the Michael Schumacher lookalike competition
Matt C, Chester, England
The crowning moment of Andy Fordham's fitness drive, a victory at the masters!
Tom Copeland, Brum
Tony Blair returns Queen's missing crown to the wrong Phillip!
Tony Fearon, N Ireland
REGULARS' BANTER
The cameraman realises just in time that the Cap Comp judges are sneaking into the background of the picture
Keith Holmes, Liverpool
Phil Mickelson's dream has come true - he's always wanted to be featured in the BBC caption competition.
Stu, Scottish Borders
Look Mike an invitation to spend a day on Si Griffin's yacht.
Chris Halliwell, Leyland, Lancashire
Mickelson was delighted but lost for words as he was presented with a magnificent replica of Si Griffin's yacht.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England
I don't believe it! Si Griffin's name is on this trophy!!
Darren Farr, England
Two cap comp editors try in vain to figure out how to use their new wireless laptop for updating the cap comp website on a regular basis
John Lewis, Finland
Why couldn't my cap-comp prize be as good as the others?? I want a ship like Graham Thorpe got!
James Hunt, U.K.
"So after I plant this mine on the hull of Si Griffins' yacht, I push this button and retreat to a safe distance?"
Rob Outterson, York
I'd have rather got a BBC goody bag!
Stu,
Scottish Borders
"Look! A little Si Griffin."
Sarah L,
UK
So this is what you get when you win the comp
Andy,
Blantyre
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