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Last Updated: Sunday, 7 March, 2004, 18:59 GMT
Caption Competition 190
This week's Cap Comp takes us to Hungary and the World Indoor Athletics Championship.

It's the end of the eighth heat of the 60 metres as the competition hots up at the World Indoor Athletics Championship in Budapest.

The race has just ended but what's going on?

This week's winner is (cue drumroll.....) Nicola Chisholm from the UK.

What was her caption though I hear you ask ? Well it was this.

Trifle with the race and you'll get taken into custardy!

Nice one Nicola - goody bag on the way. Cap comp 191 will be here on Sunday!


SAY WHAT YOU SEE

Competitors refusing to wear the appropriate sportswear suffer the consequences in the World indoor Velcro-wall-jumping championships
Kevin Thornton, Staffordshire, England

Like moths to a flame...
KD, London

OUR FAVOURITE
They couldn't believe their luck, a giant Refresher bar!
Alan Hood, Edinburgh

Sudden lose of gravity caught on film in Budapest
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

An explosion in the nearby custard factory causes chaos at the World indoor championships.
Howard Warren, UK

Caerphilly Welsh School win gold for their entry in the 'lumpiest custard' section at the International Food Olympics
Hywel G, Machen

Not even world class athletes could escape the human magnet.
Craig Lawless, Chesterfield

They couldn't believe their luck, a giant Refresher bar!
Alan Hood, Edinburgh

As nothing funny happened in the sporting world this week, the cap comp judges run into a large piece of yellow marzipan to improvise.
Simon Hodgson, England

Special safety measures had to be introduced to account for the strong following wind.
Guy, Jersey

The barriers on the steeple chase were set ridiculously high!
Andy Forster, Hastings

In the new style indoor decathlon, the wall climbing was proving to be more than a struggle for most.
Jamie Raven, Bath

Athletics officials admit that sharing the stadium with the World Cheese Exhibition to cut costs was a mistake.
David W, West London

Officials admit that the finishing tape was a little too well made.
David W, West London

Headline: "Worlds largest 'post-it' note causes chaos at athletics event!"
Colin Starkey, LONDON

New sport invites contestants to throw themselves at Custard Pie.
Andy, Highworth

Human flypaper experiment is an amazing success
Chris Sutton, Elgin

A world record 7 way dead heat is declared when all the runners finish but none of them can break the tape.
Nick B, London

Deeply depressed, the losers are given their own padded cells.
Nick Fowler, UK

I've heard that flies are attracted to yellow but sprinters?
Oli Saffell, Derby

The "bug on the windscreen" event was fast taking off amongst athletes
Simon Errey, Brighton

Sticky stuff, custard!
Nick Fowler, UK

Sports photographer falls over whilst taking pictures at the Trampolining Championships
Curly, Barnet UK

EC safety regulations were making a nonsense of the pole vault competition
Nick B, London

The sprinters dive for cover as the Hammer Throwing gets under way.
Chris Halliwell, Leyland, Lancashire

Heat 8 of the velcro wall.
Anthony, Oxford

Renamed the 60 metre dodge. As the athletes finish they have to avoid two men abseiling down the crash mat.
Andy, Highworth

The banana grew, and grew, and grew, until it could grow no more.
Andrew Wade, Canada

The wind tunnel experiment goes slightly wrong
James Dennis, UK

The Latvian in the red didn't realise that there was double-sided tape on the wall.
Neill, UK

Athletes star in a re-worked classic 'Attack of the killer custard'
Martin Rose, Newcastle, England

The "Climb The Wall Without A Rope" challenge at the World Indoor Boot Camp trials
Matt H, Imperial College London

World Velro wall jumping trophy gets off to a flying start
Mike, Slough, UK

The field for the high jump was the weakest in recent memory.
Phil, Japan

New to indoor athletics, the velcro wall high jump
Richard Renton, England

I never thought the Velcro Spider Wall would become an Olympic sport!
Rob Falconer, Wales

In a bid to push the athletes to their limits, IAAF bosses decide if they want to leave, they have to set a new high jump world record.
Steve Forster, Reading

In a bid to improve the standard of British athletics, the British selectors go to extreme measures to trap the athletes they want
Steve Forster, Reading

The rush to buy the yellow silk sheets was intense.
Ollie b, Southampton

To make it more interesting, the height of the hurdles had been subtly increased.
Ollie b, Southampton

It was soon clear that the multi-human cannonball stunt had gone tragically wrong.
Will Stoner, Rugby School

Attempts to stop the giant yellow sponge were proving futile.
Paul Spencer, England

Suddenly, the sponsorship deal with Velcro didn't seem such a good idea.
Graham Small, Wales

Steeplechase water jump replaced with giant egg custard.
Steve Woodrow, N.Ireland

Race halted as giant banana blocks track.
Stu, Scottish Borders

Chaos as several pole vaulters jump at once, knocking cameraman on side.
Matt, scotland

Flies begin their quest for world domination with their latest weapon: sticky man-paper.
Si Griffin, Private Yacht

The Spiderman II auditions makes compulsive viewing.
Si Griffin, Private Yacht

The hapless sprinters were caught by the giant flypaper at the end of the track...
Tom Copeland, Brum

OK, what joker pinched the 'Wet Paint' sign?
Nick Fowler, UK

Even with the combined might of all the athletes, the giant NY Taxi just could not, and would not start again.
Dan, England

The athletes were caught out by the re-vamped version of the 110m high hurdles!
Mike Bland, Bristol

The rush to the curry house hit a snag.
John S, Brighton

A glimpse of the warming up routine before Riverdance practice
Jim Cochrane, Portsmouth

Number 2 hated having his ankles photographed.
Andy G, UK

PUN FUN

Birds Custard had agreed to sponsor the cream of British athletics in an attempt to break the mould- though the mould had already been broken by the look of things!
Hywel G, Machen

Try as they might, the skin on the custard from the competitors' canteen was proving a "trifle" difficult.
Kevin Thornton, Staffordshire, England

The banana character from Caption comp 186 unfortunately left his costume on the track after he'd split.
Nicola Chisholm, UK

Number twenty-two tries to get a leg up on the competition.
Andrew Wade, Canada

Hungary for victory!
Nick Fowler, UK

Sprinters are always Hungary for race wins
Patrick Aubrey, UK

OUR FAVOURITE
Trifle with the race and you'll get taken into custardy!
Nicola Chisholm,

The 'Italian Job' was only supposed to blow your socks off!!!
Bernard (Ben) Wright, S.Wales

I've heard of 'tail wind' but this is ridiculous!!!!
Bernard (Ben) Wright, S.Wales

Despite their best efforts, these athletics hopefuls just couldn't quite cut the mustard
Neal Berridge, UK

In the World Unfit Indoor Athletics Championships athletes hit the 'wall' after 60 metres.
RD, Liverpool

This is called 'sticking to the plan'
Dushy, Canada

Jamaica take the gold as the French Wall-velcro team have truly come unstuck.
Alan Hayes, London

Gives a whole new meaning to static cling!
Sarah L, UK

For athletes' safety, organisers erected a large cushioned wall around the raised track because 2004 was a Leap year.
RD, Liverpool

The athletes really had hit 'The Wall'.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Trifle with the race and you'll get taken into custardy!
Nicola Chisholm, UK

The 60 metre sprint brings down the curtain on another world championship.
Chris Halliwell, Leyland, Lancashire

SUR-REALLY GREAT

Despite the best efforts of the Grimsby Vest & Pants club, the giant custard from space continued its awesome progress towards taking over the world.
Marcel Berenblut, London

BBC in terrible cap comp photo mix up: It is in fact, a photo of the World Indoor Formation Waterless Diving Championship rotated through 90 degrees.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

At the World Indoor Athletics Championships for the medically-challenged, the final of the anorectics' 60 metre dash had to be delayed when several of the competitors floated away from the start line.
John Lewis, Finland

The contestants in the inaugural Vertical Trampoline Championships had a hard time staying on.
Mark Tiernan, Nottingham, England

Tiny men trapped inside this week's goody bag try to escape.
Mark Tiernan, Nottingham, England

Swiss manufacturers admit to secret of how the holes get into their cheese.
David W, West London

The runners all want to touch the world's biggest banana.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Only the guy in the middle managed to find the hidden vortex
Patrick Aubrey, UK

Rapidly expanding EU butter mountain causes chaos in 60m finals
Ian, London, Richmond

Athletes fear for their lives as the booby trapped closing walls start to claim their victims
Danny Abott,

OUR FAVOURITE
I do wish Jordan wouldn't leave her old bras lying around.
Nick Fowler, UK

The runners with hip replacements were easy to spot when they turned the magnetic wall on
Gareth Lewis, UK

The recently discovered Budapest Fly Trap has grown to enormous proportions.
Adam Buck, Sydney

The cast of land of the giants get stuck in side a Dyson Vac..
Ollie b, Southampton

'Giant wall of custard envelopes athletes at the World Indoor Championships'
Don Hale, Stockport

The prize athletes couldn't wait to be let out of the BBC Caption Comp Goodie Bag.
David W, West London

And there's chaos at the World Indoor Athletics Championship, as a protected great crested newt crosses the track
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

Hungary's new Airbag system is brought into effect with devastating consequences.
Stuart Dempsey, Stevenage

Apparently, the guy who designed this athletics stadium used to design aircraft carriers.
Nick Fowler, UK

I do wish Jordan wouldn't leave her old bras lying around.
Nick Fowler, UK

Nobody had expected the fat English sprinter to explode so violently...
Nick Fowler, UK

The IAAF hadn't taken centrifugal force into account when approving the newest design for a rotating track.
Chris Martin, Cambridge

After redecorating the arena, the players all join the search for the door which has carelessly been covered over by wallpaper.
Leonard Shelby, Mementoida

The athletes fear for their lives as the walls close in on their victims
Danny Abbott, My house (is a very very fine house)

Since the end of the Cold War, the Iron Curtain has been replaced by one made of custard
Nick Fowler, UK

The sprinters discover there are photographers from The Sun watching them and retaliate by dropping a huge yellow wall on them.
James Hunt, Leeds University

Confusion reigns as the athletes run into a giant banana, quite extraordinary.
Rob Morris, UK

After tense photo finish, they decided to break stalemate with the best performance of Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker
Philip Jordan, Gloucestershire

It's no good - the tide of thick custard cannot be stopped...
Woody, Mansfield

The new 'sideways trampolining' event proves more difficult than expected.
Stu, Scottish Borders

First indoor, vertical Speed Sleeping competition takes place on a controversially bright pillow.
Rob, Wycombe, UK

Although the Iron Curtain had been down for some time, there is still no progress in removing the Cheese Curtain
Will, Canada

Hey, if you get really close up you can hear the sea!
Mark Horwood, Byfleet, Surrey

Athletes unable to get into Budapest for indoor athletics championship due to thick yellow fog.
Stu, Scottish Borders

Despite its day-glo colour, few athletes can truly avoid the PAIN BARRIER
Steve, Runcorn

Mayhem ensues as the stadium is turned on it's side...
Dan, England

First electron microscope pictures of bacteria attacking Tony Blair's grin.
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

New Olympic wall hangings from Ikea
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

Arrrggghhhh!!! A tidal wave of custard
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

Suddenly metal trainer spikes and a giant magnet did not seem such a good idea.
Kieran Hills, Ipswich

The other teams lodge an appeal after the Jamaicans unveil their secret weapon : extra-wide running vests.
Ian, London, Richmond

The Jamaican was mortified when his airbag deployed too early into the race.
Ian, London, Richmond

100m in a kalaidoscope was not a popular sport with the athletes.
Steve Godrich, UK

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

The remaining Britons try in vain to escape from Guantanamo Bay!
Andy Forster, Hastings

The new Genetically Modified Maize shows just one of it's many uses.
Chris Halliwell, Leyland, Lancashire

In an effort to refute doping allegations, coaches flatly deny that athletes feel a little spaced out before their race.
Robert Harris, Pucklechurch

The Spanish training facility at La Manga offers its new curfew-keeping service.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex

7 commuters curse the new ticket barriers as they miss the Tube.
Chris, Stockport

Shoppers rush to buy the giant new GM sweetcorn
Ian, London, Richmond

OUR FAVOURITE
When news of Peter Andre getting to no.1 got out, everybody wanted to hit something plastic
Matthew Buckland, Croydon

Portsmouth's players stopped cold by Arsenal's defence.
Mitesh Shah, England

After the news that Brian was leaving Westlife, organisers in Budapest took measures to prevent mass suicides
Neil Webber, Bristol

I'm an athlete - get me out of here!
Michael Burns, Cardiff

Tests to see how people reacted to hearing Peter Andre on the radio had to be done in a special room
Rob Outterson, York, England

After seeing Paul Dickov become a household name overnight, the athletes decide they need to follow his route - they go on the caption competition!
Leonard Shelby, Mementodia, Chicago

Men's sweat only attracts large yellow crashmats.
Rebecca, Cambridge

Drug officials vow to use all means to clean up athletics.
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

New tests for THG involved placing all of the athletes in a giant centrifuge...
Tom Copeland, Brum

When news of Peter Andre getting to no.1 got out, everybody wanted to hit something plastic
Matthew Buckland, Croydon

Mayhem at the Athens Olympics when only 60 meters of the 100 meters track are finished on time.
Nick B, London

CAP COMP CLASSICS

Starter Leslie Nielson's flatulence had a surprising effect on the heat's finishing times.
Kevin Thornton, Staffordshire, England

Big-bird refused to stand and leave the track so that the race may begin.
David W, West London

As the curtain was raised 3 of the actors started to regret the fact that they has used super glue instead of deodorant
Jamie Raven, Bath

As Gulliver plays the sweep shot, the Lilliputians wished they hadn't put such an attacking field.
Kevin Thornton, Staffordshire, England

You're all disqualified, Simon didn't say run to the yellow wall!
Andrew, UK

OUR FAVOURITE
Big bird's about to blow, run for it lads!!
Rob Outterson, York, England

Hey! Who stretched Big Bird?
Bean, Airdrie

Never mind the superglue on the wall, they're more worried about the quick-drying cement on the racetrack
Matt H, Imperial College London

First to get to Big Bird's Wardrobe wins a Gold Medal.
Chris Halliwell, Leyland, Lancashire

Big bird began to wonder if he should have sat elsewhere.
Kevin Thornton, Staffordshire, England

The full extension of one of Big Birds wings is revealed
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

Oh no Big Bird has been placed in the enlarging machine again
Keith Holmes, Liverpool

The 60m final has to be postponed after the athletes spot a giant Big Bird at trackside and rush over for autographs and a big hug
Ian, London, Richmond

What the picture doesn't tell you is that the men are only ten centimetres tall where as the yellow thing is actually one of Big Bird's legs.
Simon Hodgson, England

Big Bird guest of honour at Lilliput Olympics
Duncan MacDonnell, Genoa

Athletes failed to make it past giant Big Bird
Duncan MacDonnell, Genoa

Big bird was now so big that he had started to emit his own gravity field on those around him.
David Aindow, Biberach, Germany

Big Bird needs to go on a drastic diet!
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

They soon realised it would take more than 7 of the borrowers to carry away Big Bird
Chris, Stockport

Big Bird Hugging is just one of the new demonstration events at this year's championships but it has been brought into disrepute by super glue cheats.
Andy, Highworth

Attempts to push Big Bird off the course proved futile.
Adrian Wade, Canada, usually

On examination under a microscope, Big Bird's fleas were discovered to be rather unusual creatures.
Matt F, Uppingham

The mini athletes tried, but they just couldn't knock big bird over
Patrick Aubrey, UK

Despite all the pushing, it was impossible to get Big Bird out of the track.
Nikos, Greece

Where on earth did big bird come from?
Will, Canada

Big bird's about to blow, run for it lads!!
Rob Outterson, York, England

Photographic proof that it's not fun to stay at the YMCA
Rob Outterson, York, England

Runners try to stop as the Giant Big Bird falls on the track.
Andy, Blantyre

Superglue.....need i say more.
Andy, Blantyre

" er.... did you say superglue ? "
Ian, London, Richmond

mustn't mention superglue... mustn't mention superglue...
David Aindow, Biberach, Germany

The Jamaican runner realises his mistake of wearing superglue for aerodynamics.
Dave Griffin, Bath

No matter how many times it happens, they never seem to learn to beware of the old superglue body spray trick!
Nick Fowler, UK

Superglue sticks to Custard? Who'd have thought!
Curly, Barnet UK

Hungarian Officials try to win the Caption Comp using the old superglue gag!
Mark Newbold, UK

The runner in the yellow and green regrets rubbing superglue over his chest prior to the race.
James Hunt, Leeds University

Need I mention superglue on the wall?
Matt H, Imperial College London

Aussie top right: 'Stop fellas they've covered the wall with superglue!'
Will Stoner, Rugby School

Whoah Lads, some joker's put superglue on the wall... (too easy)
Bruce of the Jungle, D.R. Congo

The athletes tried in vain to hold back the huge foot of the rampaging 'Giant Big Bird.'
Will Stoner, Rugby School

The brakes were applied feverishly as it became clear that the wall had been spiked with superglue
Barnabus, Germany

Just when they thought the caption competition was safe, the phantom super gluer strikes again.
Graham Small, Wales

Why can't everything yellow be lemon fanta?
Si Griffin, Puzzletome

IAAF launch inquiry as Jamaican athletes vest is sabotaged with superglue!
Stu, Scottish Borders

Gulliver could be so cruel to Lilliput's best sprinters.
Steve Godrich, UK

No matter how hard the athletes looked, they still couldn't find Sir Bobby Robson in the photo
Matt H, Imperial College London

Sporting a new pair of yellow shorts, Gulliver sits down for tea without checking his chair first.
Gerry Slawson, UK

MISCELLANEOUS

Having been rubbed on a woolly cloth by a primary school teacher the runners were surprised by the results
Martin, Canterbury

I hate it when the set up of the high jump is done wrong.
Lloyd Carter, Chelmsford, Essex

The IAC production of Swan Lake was suffering from teething troubles.
Jonathan Morgan, Hong Kong

OUR FAVOURITE
The giant chunk of cheese was irresistible
Jamie Taylor, Edinburgh

Someone tells the athletes there's a free meal ticket hidden somewhere on the inflatable wall.
John, Motherwell, Scotland

Someone presses the wrong button and instead of turning on the giant TV screen in the arena, the giant yellow magnet is turned on!
Jordan, Blackpool

The dyslexic Wizard of Oz Appreciation Society meet up for their annual outing.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex

Organisers were criticised after their prank at the World Blind Olympics
Gareth Lewis, UK

The first Olympic Dwarf-Tossing final proved to be rather challenging, following the ban on using actual dwarves.
Ian, London, Richmond

At the Marcel Marceau International School of Mime, trainees begin learning their art by running into a real wall
Ian, London, Richmond

The giant chunk of cheese was irresistible
Jamie Taylor, Edinburgh

Despite all competitors breaking the world record, all the times were scrapped after the wind reading was taken as +174
Jim Cochrane, Portsmouth

The lasting effects of doping are truly demonstrated as all competitors are herded back to their padded cells after the race.
Jason, San Diego

During the blind mans hurdles competition, a cruel joke was played on those taking part
Howard Warren, UK

The old saying 'like moths to a light' has been replaced by the more modern, 'like 60m indoor sprinters to a large yellow crash barrier'.
David Aindow, Biberach, Germany

Rumours quickly spread of holes in Britney Spears' changing room walls
Dave Richman, Bracknell

Among the candidates for inclusion to the 2004 Olympics programme; zero gravity racing
Owen Lambert, Bath

"Invisible Wall foils the runners the 60m race in Budapest"
James, Poole

Yellow? On an indoor athletics track? I bet it's that Carol Smillie and her ruddy Changing Rooms team.
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

Organisers of championships try new approach to false starts.
Matt, Scotland

When the organisers proclaimed that the championships were "modern day gladiatorial games", competitors didn't realise there would be lions in the arena.
Andrew, UK

Everyone tried to brake, but a few got caught by the speed camera
Patrick Aubrey, UK

I reckon they should cancel these championships during the hurricane season
Nick Fowler, UK

Something tells me the starting blocks had been turned around.
Bean, Airdrie

When you ordered this inflatable woman for us, are you sure you didn't get inches confused with centimetres?
Nick Fowler, UK

The "Changing Rooms" team found Llewellyn-Bowens 'Athletics' motif for the bedroom, presented a number of challenges.
Colin Starkey, London

Auditions for the new fly movie were going well until they introduced the fly paper!
Philip Allinson, Wanstead, London

Hungarian athletics authority regrets giving stadium decorating contract to fly paper manufacturer.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

After being taken out by one of the participants the cameraman lay motionless on the canvas. As he began to black out he realised that Team Pole Vaulting would never catch on!
Martin Ray, Norwich

Hurdles has changed a lot in recent years
Michael Page, Reading

This yellow curtain was not here on the previous race. or else I would have seen it
David Mier, Romford England

Total panic ensued, when someone in the crowd started yelling "there's a mouse on the track".
Neil, England

Athletes will do anything to stop those pesky Cap Comp photographers getting an offending picture!
Sarah L, UK

What happened when Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen made-over the World Indoor Championships
Matt H, Imperial College London

The athletes are encouraged to find their female side in a touchy-feely session before the race...
Woody, Mansfield

Erm....this isn't the high jump, lads.
Sarah L, UK

The new-style SA Rugby Union training camps
Matt H, Imperial College London

Someone innocently shouted, 'Why the high walls' and 'who let the lions out' and the athletes just over-reacted.
RD, Liverpool

The doors on the track-side port-a-loo's were proving difficult to open.
Phil, Japan

Moments later, contestant number 2 was crowned the World 'Tiggy off ground' Champion.
Steve S, Scotter,UK

Confused runners search in vain for lost forty metres.
Andy Simpson, UK

New Drugs test for iron supplements involves large yellow magnets
Fiona Ward, Guildford

No matter how hard they tried, they'd never get to the levels of slapstick seen on the Carry On films
Matt H, Imperial College London

Someone had sized the hurdles in metric, rather than imperial...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Hey, listen to what these two are doing in the next room!
Nick Fowler, UK

If you'd been eating goulash all well, you'd throw up all over the wall too
Nick Fowler, UK

The athletes put their room keys into a bowl and 6.9 seconds ago they found out it was Vanessa Feltz's turn to pick.
RD, Liverpool

Three funny athletes hanging on a wall, and if one funny athlete should accidentally fall...
Matt H, Imperial College London

This picture from the 1970's shows a brave attempt by East German high jumpers to escape from the Iron Curtain Country by trying to clear the Berlin wall.
Martin Jackson, York

Jamaican: "Does my tummy look big in this?"
Ian, London, Richmond

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

The leprechauns tried to steal Mr Kipling's custard slice
Alan Hood, Edinburgh

OUR FAVOURITE
Athletes are grateful that Rik Waller was sited at the end of the track
Huw Williams , Wales
Aided by crack special forces troops Putin, Blair and Bush (1st, 2nd & 3rd from left) demonstrate the amazing new "star wars" anti-personnel "big yellow airbag"
Ian, London, Richmond

As hard as they tried, they couldn't get past John Prescott in his yellow shorts.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Athletes are grateful that Rik Waller was sited at the end of the track
Huw Williams , Wales

Wearing her favourite yellow trousers, Michelle from Pop Idol didn't realise she was walking in the middle of the track
KD, London

Popstars' Michelle made a guest appearance at the finish line.
Gareth Lewis, UK

I don't care if she is wearing running shorts, tell Ann Widdecombe she's got to move off the track.
Nick Fowler, UK

The England rugby team show how their defensive training wasn't what it was!
Rob Morris, UK

Tragedy strikes the Athens Olympics when, despite heroic attempts to free them, trapped photographers are slowly crushed beneath the titanic bulk of Demis Roussos.
Ian, London, Richmond

The athletes got surprise as they ran into Michelle from Pop Idol.
RD, Liverpool

Look at the mats
Look at how they soften the blow
And everything you do
And they were all yellow.

Leonard Shelby, Mementodia

Concerns over the completion of the Athens Olympic Stadium grew after a practice run.
Peter N, Ashford, UK

Giant Sponge Bob Square Pants invades the indoor arena (one for the kiddies...!)
Rob, Wycombe, UK

England's lineout shows no obvious signs of improvement.
Paul Spencer, England

Riverdance - ten years on.
Paul Spencer, England

A giant melon helped to raise spirits between heats.....
Pete Wilson, Chelmford, Essex

REGULARS' BANTER

Ian Davies' goody bag gets in the road.
Andy, Blantyre

Sod the yacht, Si Griffin's got his own bouncy castle now!
Nick Fowler, UK

What's this yellow inflatable skirt? Si Griffin must have traded his yacht in for a hovercraft.
Nick Fowler, UK

OUR FAVOURITE
Eight Geordie Dancers at once? Why didn't we get that for Cap Comp 188?
James Hunt, Leeds

Competitors rushed for their laptops as it was announced that Cap comp 190 was finally on-line.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Si Griffin moored his yellow sailed yacht at the end of the home straight.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

No matter how many times the regulars banged on the wall, they couldn't wake the Cap Comp judges.
Neil, UK

The wait for goody bags to arrive was 'driving cap comp winners up the wall'...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Eight Geordie Dancers at once? Why didn't we get that for Cap Comp 188?
James Hunt, Leeds University

The base of Si Griffin's yacht is attacked by a tribe of dwarfs pretending to be athletes.
James Hunt, Leeds University

Cap Comp entrants have a bout of humourous amnesia as no entries have been deemed worthy of publication by Wednesday
Matt H, Imperial College London

The race for the Goody Bag is on!
Matt H, Imperial College London

Cap Comp Office now has yellow shield to deflect some of the barrage of entries from Steven Tucker and Si Griffin
Matt H, Imperial College London

Si's yacht has gotten so big - he needs 7 men to climb the mask!
Sarah L, UK

Schumacher's Christmas cake was impressive but these are the guys who made it, pictured here putting on the Marzipan layer.
RD, Liverpool

Someone overhears an order for 7 wallbangers in the Cap Comp office and decides that's what the judges want as this weeks photo
Matt H, Imperial College London

The judges fail to escape from their padded cell in time to update the caption page.
Si Griffin, Puzzletome

KINGS OF THE CASTLE

The new IAAF regulations on the ending of sprinting events: all participants run onto a giant bouncy castle.
James Hunt, Leeds University

OUR FAVOURITE
Medal hopes are raised for the British team as a bouncy-castle climbing event becomes an official event.
John, Motherwell, Scotland

Bouncy castle Gold for England!!
Phil Jordan, York.

Shame as the World's fastest athletes try to gatecrash the bouncy castle party of an 8 year-old Hungarian child.
Mark Tiernan, Nottingham, England

After huge success in Japan, the "Takeshi's Castle" gameshow goes global!
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex

Medal hopes are raised for the British team as a bouncy-castle climbing event becomes an official event.
John, Motherwell, Scotland

The athletes are raging as Jeremy Beadle comes out of prankster retirement to sabotage the post-race exercise by wrongly installing the bouncy castle!
John, Motherwell, Scotland

The new bouncy castle event attracts record entries.
John Beith, Yorkshire

A very sharp reprimand was about to be administered after several pairs of spikes were not removed before playing on the bouncy castle
Jim Cochrane, Portsmouth

The new event "bouncy castle" proved very popular
Jim Cochrane, Portsmouth

As last week's winner, I can exclusively reveal the contents of a goodie bag to be 7 athletes and a bouncy castle.
Ian Davies, London

Due to lack of funds, the indoor athletics meeting was held in Bouncy Castle.
Steve Woodrow, N.Ireland

Contestants compete at the world bouncy castle championships.
Aidan Hughes, Dublin

For once, the United Kingdom wins, after being the only nation with athletes able to resist the lure of a trackside bouncy castle.
Nick Fowler, UK

I never knew we were in a bouncy castle.
James Short, chessington

Drawn like moths to a flame, the grown men lay siege to the bouncy castle.
Si Griffin, Private Yacht

Takeshi's Castle on Tour in Budapest
Pete Wilson, Chelmford, Essex

When the race was over, the bouncy castle fun could finally begin...
Pete Wilson, Chelmford, Essex

Athletes fail in attempt to storm bouncy castle.
Stu, Scottish Borders





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