Caption Competition 187

Birmingham City's on-loan striker Mikael Forssell gets to grips with team-mate Robbie Savage during City's 1-1 draw with Sunderland in the fifth round of the FA Cup.

The Blues were unable to overcome their lower league opponents and so will replay the tie on Wednesday for a place in the quarter-finals.

But what is goalscorer Forssell up to in this photo?

Well according to this week's winner Mr Mark Sibley, Forrssell is saying this:

Contact lenses or no contact lenses, this long blonde haired beauty is all mine.

Nice one Mark, the goody bag is on the way.

Let us have your hilarious offerings and you could win a BBC Sport goody bag.

Next week's comp will be published on Monday.

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SAY WHAT YOU SEE

Referee: I want a go, I want a go!
Dave Griffin, Bath

Referee Mark Halsey looked away in disgust as yet another of his love/hate interests was carried away from his arms
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

Renowned label slave Savage gets to the stage that he as to check his team-mates' underwear to see if they are designer or not.
Ben Dunbar, N. England

BEST IN CATEGORY Coming second in the Birmingham beauty pageant to Steve Bruce was just too much for Robbie Savage to take From Andy Forster, Hastings

Having scored his 1st FA cup goal for the season - there was still just that one monkey Forssell couldn't get off his back..
Daniel Ryan, London

After eating some GM maize, Robbie Savage is living proof it isn't good for your health.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Mikael Forsell asked for a substitution, not just another set of legs!
Dave Griffin, Bath

Savage is legless again
Jamie Gallant,

After thoroughly searching Robbie for a packet of fags, Mikael realised he need only have checked one of his opponent's yellow socks
Rob Falconer, Wales

Mikael demonstrates a novel new way to sound the end of the match
Rob Falconer, Wales

Mikael: Jesus Robbie! Couldn't u wait until half time mate, that was disgusting!
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

Forsell goes on the offensive, with the new Improved Savage MKII Rocket Launcher
Steve , In a House

Robbie, get yer hand outta there.
James Appleton, Who knows?

"I know our owners have interests in adult literature but asking us to pose like this is too much"
tom hall, southport

While some strikers seem to have a CHIP on their shoulder, not Forssell...he's got that PLANK Savage!
vincent hefter, London

"Keep quiet, I'm practising for my practical test at the fire station on Monday".
William Roddy, Cheshire

Robbie loves to be winded.
carole sullivan,

The happy couple prove they are head over heals in love.
Snakey, West London

Robbie is finally caught and the substitution can take place.
Snakey, West London

Forssell: "See, no sunshine Mr Bruce..."
Snakey, West London

No one could see Forssell's lips move as his ventriloquist's dummy trumpeted the Blues' anthem.
Snakey, West London

The new "Robbie Rucksack" was proving popular on and off the field.
Snakey, West London

City were so desperate to win they resorted to kidnap
Demelza Tuxford, Cambridge

"I do think Steve is carrying this new training regime a bit too far, Robbie."
David Thomson, Haddenham, Aylesbury

"Mikael, I said I'd been under the weather and needed a pick-me-up, that's all!"
Don Hale, Stockport

Coming second in the Birmingham beauty pageant to Steve Bruce is too much for Robbie to bear.
Andy Forster, Hastings

I'll pretend to be the driver whilst you can be the fireman said the Fat Controller.
Hywel G, Machen

Team mates find Robbie inconsolable as he finishes second in the DelBoy Enterprises "Biggest Plonker in The Premiership" competition behind Francis Jeffers
John Lewis, Finland

Savage is carried off the pitch kicking and screaming to get his hair cut.
lee worboys, mansfield

The Sunderland result left Savage needing a shoulder to cry on...
Les Linyard, Bexleyheath, Kent

In the second half Forssell found a new set of legs.
Susie Pughe, Milton Keynes

Birmingham City of course, one of the few teams left in the league that still carry out the old style tetanus goal celebration
shawn, blackpool

The transfer to Sheffield Wednesday was not going well.
Adrian Wade, Canada, usually

Savage denies it was a high tackle.
Anders Meglasses, Yorkshire

It's the fashion police! Quick Robbie, hide!
Gareth Lewis, UK

Savage's diving had reached ridiculous levels
Matt H, Imperial College London

Savage would later regret diving as the wind changed.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex

The referee tries the 'It wasn't me' face but it's clear Robbie Savage has been knocked out by the referee's latest 'dismissal'.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Ok,toss...heads or tails?...sorry about forgetting the coin lads
Colin, usa

Due to its tragic consequences, Robbie and Mikael only performed their 'WWF Pile Driver' goal celebration once.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

Forsell: "I told you what I'd do if you don't pass!"
Chewy, Great Horwood

Pistone: Oi Ref, did you just see that? No wonder they're winning 3-0, there's 13 of them on the pitch!
David Aindow, Biberach, germany

Birmingham try to smuggle another player onto the pitch under the referees nose
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

The guards were soon to catch up with Mikael "The Dummy-Snatcher" Forsell.
Neill, UK

The 'fireman's lift' goal celebration was an unpopular decision, after Robbie Savage revealed he had beans and egg for dinner.
David Aindow, Biberach, germany

Robbie really didn`t want to be substituted did he!
roger woodcock, mansfield

Hey ref, don't bother showing him the red card, I'll get him off the pitch for ya!
Brett Nevin, Isle of Sheppey

Forsell hits on a cunning plan to get Robbie head and shoulders above anyone else during corner kicks...
roger woodcock, mansfield

Forssell is so impressed by the way Savage went down after a minor challenge, that he actually believes he IS a sack of spuds.
mark tienan, nottingham, england

I'm not sure this is what the gaffer had in mind when he said I should get more assists?
Tom Storey, Hartlepool

When I said to be all over him I meant Man-Marking!
Graham McD, Livingston

Forsell gets into training for World's strongest man.
Steve S, Scotter,UK

Brum players practise for when they carry off the cup...
roger woodcock, mansfield

Robbie Savage's refusal to leave the pitch after being substituted means Forssell has to take extreme measures.
Andy Forster, Hastings

Although Birmingham needed a lift after half-time, Forssell took it a bit too literally.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Mikael Forsell practices his fireman's lifts in preparation for life after football.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Mikael says to Robbie; I've had quite enough of your temper tantrums young man, you're going to the hairdressers and that's final
Michael Mabbitt, baldock

C'mon now, I'll make sure the nasty manager man throws no cups of tea again
Shawn, blackpool

Forssell's previous career as a brickie meant building a wall after a foul was always rough on his team mates.
Graham McD, Livingston

Even in the era of primadonna players, being carried from tackle to tackle was a bit much.
Graham McD, Livingston

Forsell attempts to maintain the Icelandic stranglehold on world's strongest man.
Andy Forster, Hastings

Mikael shows off Savage's best side
Gareth Lewis, UK

Savage, not too discreetly, places a 'kick me' note on Forsell's back
Tom, Ipswich

As the ref had lost his whistle, Mikael Forssell came up with a new way of sounding the end of the game
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

The rest of the Birmingham team watch as Savage tries a one man "Pylon!" attack!!!
Ollie B, Southampton

PUN FUN

This was yet another "savage" attack by a Birmingham player
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

BEST IN CATEGORY Proof that natural gas is a Forssell fuel! From Phil, Japan

Mikael was chosen to take the after match drugs tests as he was earlier spotted carrying dope!
Dave Richman, Bracknell

Close up TV Replay highlights Savage tackle...
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

Now I know what the others meant when they said that I would have to carry you in matches!
Paul Woolf, Chesterfield UK

HEADLINE: Finn tries to tame savage animal.
Sarah L, UK

Forssell shoulders blame for savage penalty miss!
Rob Bloodworth, Brackley, UK

After these antics, I reckon there'll soon be a big "For Ssell" notice on Mikael
Rob Falconer, Wales

Birmingham's latest goal celebration is quickly becoming known as the "Brum's Rush"
peter jones, new zealand

Proof that natural gas is a Forssell fuel!
Phil, Japan

Birmingham's season appears to have bottomed out....
John Lewis, Finland

Mikael tries to get a leg up on the competition.
Stephen Tucker, USA

Thigh don't know what you're talking about, butt it sounds leg a good idea.
Stephen Tucker, USA

Forssell when told he'd scored, took Robbie far too literally.
Don Hale, Stockport

Now that's what I call lifting the teams spirits.
Darren Astley, Aberystwyth

Mikael doesn't quite get to grips with the "Bottoms up" toast he had heard about the other guys doing in the clubhouse when someone scores
Colin Cornish, USA

Robbie Savage got carried away with his goal celebrations.
Steve S, Scotter, UK

Photographic proof that Mikael Forssell has been carrying the team for the last few matches.
Steve G, UK

Forrsell takes Steve Bruce's instructions too literally when Bruce told him he will need to carry the out-of-form Savage
Justin Neal, Worthing, UK

Forsell was so fed up with having the ref on his back he decided he`d try someone different...
roger woodcock, mansfield

Savage yet again gets carried away with his goal celebration
Chris, UK

Criticised for a lack of pace, Forssell brings up the rear yet again.
Phil, Japan

Looks like Forsell has reverted to playing in the `full back` position
roger woodcock, mansfield

In an effort to secure a breakthrough, The Blues bring on a fresh pair of legs.
Ed Duffy, UK

Robbie suffered a Savage beating from Mikael Forssell during their in-game wrestling encounter.
James, Leeds University

Savage ForSale
Duncan MacDonnell, Genoa

Savage, may the Forssell be with you...
Adrian Wade, Canada

Savage after having a "Wales" of a time gets "Finnish"ed off by Forssell.
Andy, Blantyre

Forssell walks away in embarrassment having just been sold an outrageous dummy.
James Wiffen, Chelmsford, Essex

Birmingham's goal celebrations usually included a big Finnish.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

Savage comes up trumps but Mikael shoulders the blame.
Raphus cucullatus, Mauritius

That boy really has got some cheek
James Kilkenny, Hull, UK

Savage is always head and shoulders above his team-mates
Matt H, Imperial College London

Yet again Robbie Savage gets carried away in the heat of the moment.
mark tiernan, nottingham, england

It puts a whole new spin on `carrying a player` for ninety minutes.
roger woodcock, mansfield

Mikael has charms to soothe the savage beast
Brian H, Halesowen,UK

I told you I'd have to carry the team
Rob Falconer, Wales

Birmingham had come from behind and here was the proof.
Raphus cucullatus, Mauritius

Robbie Savage had got "winded" before during games, but never by a team-mate!
Steve Bradbury, Goring-By-Sea

The Savage Mountin'.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

Classifieds: Forsell: One Savage striker.
Graham McD, Livingston

No, you've got it wrong, they're all shouting 'Brum!'
Rob Falconer, Wales

I know I'm on loan, but it's not from Arsenal
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

Forssell makes his nomination for rear of the year!
Andy Forster, Hastings

Robbie Savage is 'finnished'.
Dave Griffin, Bath

Mikael shows he has a Savage part of his demeanour
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

A petrified Robbie Savage stayed on Forssell's shoulder the whole game after realising the ref was graham BARBER
Michael Mabbitt, Baldock (of course)

Forsell decided it would be best to take his second legs to the second leg
Michael Mabbitt, baldock

Does my Brum look big in this?
Nick B, london

Mikael's goal gave some of the team a real lift
Nick B, london

Robbie Savage finds a shoulder to lie on.
Ronald Gland, N Ireland

Its Forssellplay
Nick B, london

Hang on Mikael, I'm the donkey, I'm supposed to give you a ride.
Brian H, Halesowen, UK

SUR-REALLY GREAT

Speak up Robbie, I can hardly hear you
Steve Buchanan, Glasgow

BEST IN CATEGORY Contact lenses or no contact lenses, this long blonde hair beauty is all mine From Mark Sibley , Ipswich,

Forssell tunes into match reports after Savage admits swallowing radio before match.
Snakey, West London

Graham Barber rushes to the Bag-a-Blue stall but can't hide his disappointment when he realises there's only Steve Bruce left.
Andy Simpson, uk

After a spate of gay weddings in San Francisco, Forsell believes the time is right for him and Robbie to make the commitment.
Dave Griffin, Bath

The velcro finally gives way and Robbie joins the match again.
Snakey, West London

Forssell holds Savage up in the air while he tries to remove his prosthetic leg...
Rob Henderson, Co. Durham

Mikael heads for the shops looking for a reward after finding the bottom half of a mannequin on the football pitch
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

You Savage, me Viking.
Martin Jackson, York

Forssell carries his beautiful bride over the threshold!
Terry Heatley, Romford

As one of the youngest players in the team, Robbie Savage apparently still needs burping
Randy Arkwright, UK

Long John Forssell and his parrot, Captain Butt
Rob Falconer, Wales

Forssell helps ref to implement a trial of the new congestion charge at St Andrews!
Rob Bloodworth, Brackley, Northants

Robbie Savage's hair cut was so convincing that Mikael Forssell thought it was about time that the women stayed in the crowd
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

When Mikael was asked to supply a random urine sample, nobody could have expected this!
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

I have to keep in with my new sponsor. Now come with me and we'll soon get those nasty stains out of your shorts, with new improved Forsell washing powder.
Martin Jackson, York

As one of the youngest players in the team, Robbie Savage apparently still needs burping
Randy Arkwright, UK

"Contact lenses or no contact lenses, this long blonde hair beauty is all mine"
Mark Sibley , Ipswich, uk

Siamese Twins sign for Birmingham!!
Derek Lyttle, Milngavie

Forsell, the world's first Siamese footballer celebrates as referee gets hand stuck to his shirt.
Ian, Birmingham

Forssell only needed a torso and a head to make his very own footballer from scratch.
mark tiernan, nottingham, england

"Bring out your dead..."
Ryan Spencer, Watford, UK

Forssell carries off Savage after he had been hit by a large Tobelerone.
Raphus cucullatus, Mauritius

After the teleportation, scientists realised things had not quite gone to plan as Mikael Forssell finds Robbie Savage attached to his right shoulder.
David Aindow, Biberach, germany

TOTALLY TOPICAL TASTE

Busted leaving The Brits
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

BEST IN CATEGORY Savage has to be carried away from the TV during the latest episode of Footballers' Wives From Andy, Blantyre

News had just reached Birmingham that Northern Ireland had finally scored a goal, surprisingly this delighted everyone in the football community
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

This year's Highland Games begins with a new event - Kabing the Tosser.
Ronald Gland, N Ireland

Savage couldn't hide his giggling at the ease of Wales' victory against the Scots on Wednesday (not to mention Saturday)
Ben Dunbar, N. England

After Michael Howard outlines his new tough stance on asylum policy, Forssell takes it upon himself to expel the Welsh from England.
Dave Griffin, Bath

In the new series of SAS: are you tough enough? Competitors compete in the harshest environment yet.
Andy Forster, Hastings

FIFA to take leaf out of Cricket and use a "runner"
Russell Hutton, UK

Is he active if I carry him ref?
Richard Thackray, Bedfordshire

"Please ref Robbie's had an accident can he use your toilet?"
Philip Allinson, Wanstead, London

The renewed enthusiasm for Welsh rugby was catching on everywhere.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Robbie Savage is dragged kicking and screaming to join up with the Welsh envoy to Baghdad.
Dave Griffin

City's attempt to exploit the new offside interpretation left everyone baffled.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

Here, did you hear the Tories are going to cut 80,000 civil service jobs if they get in? That's got my vote. Last in first out, eh?
Herbie Breadcrumbs, N Ireland

Savage has to be carried away from the TV during the latest episode of Footballers' Wives
Andy, Blantyre

Professional Footballer Wrestling just wasn't the same without Vinnie and Eric
Matt H, Imperial College London

Robbie Savage gets hit by bird flu and has to be carried off the pitch.
Dave Griffin, Bath

New FIFA rules say if you are carrying a teamate you can't be offside.
Andy Forster, Hastings

Each team adopted new tactics to deal with the new offside interpretation. The Brummy version perhaps being the least successful.
Graham McD, Livingston

Refereeing in the dock: Was Forssell's tackle fair - you decide!
Graham McD, Livingston

CAP COMP CLASSICS

Furious at him for his "Football My Way" video, Forssell carries Leslie Neilsen off the pitch
Rob Falconer, Wales

Mikael has to laugh when he finds out that Robbie has had his hand superglued to his thigh, but doesn't realise that Robbie will have the last laugh with the superglue on his shirt.
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

BEST IN CATEGORY Furious at him for his "Football My Way" video, Forssell carries Leslie Neilsen off the pitch From Rob Falconer, Wales

Big Bird caught unawares looking on in the background
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

Cup tie ends in draw after Sunderland supporter Superglues Birmingham players together
John Lewis, Finland

Mikael had to hold Robbie back after he thought he saw big bird in the background again.
Steve G, UK

Robbie only leapt up to congratulate Forsell, but you know what superglue is like...
roger woodcock, mansfield

If I get my hands on whoever put superglue on my shoulder
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

Look, Big Bird's got blue shorts on!
Rob Falconer, Wales

Mikael and Robbie flee as an angry big bird invades the pitch to seek revenge for not being in last weeks photo
Michael Mabbitt, Baldock

.... Super Glue. Must resist mentioning Super Glue. Must resist mentioning....
Graham McD, Livingston

MISCELLANEOUS

Robbie and Mikael have all the ingredients for homoerotic happiness: complex athletic skills in their limbic systems, Spandex shorts on their bulging thighs and Kleenex tissues in their pockets.
John Lewis, Finland

BEST IN CATEGORY Forssell's recent ear infection is blamed when he mishears the call to 'pick up Savage's pass From Andy Simpson,UK

Stephen Morrow in distress as he re-lives the ADAMS moment...
Les Linyard, Bexleyheath, Kent

The Hunchback of Notre Dam trick explained...
Les Linyard, Bexleyheath, Kent

Savage and Forsell try and renact an Karma Sutra position to little success.
Ben Dunbar, N. England

The Cheeky Girls get a surprise when they find a photo with the identity of their weekend dates!
John, Motherwell, Scotland

The Savage-Forssell team placed first this year in the Inverted Wheelbarrow Race World Championships.
Stephen Tucker, USA

I knew they were liberal across the pond, but is this really the Wife-Carrying event?
Stephen Tucker, USA

Are you a boxers or briefs man Mikael?
Ben Dunbar, N. England

7 seconds earlier the city fans had started to sing 'Blue Moon'.
Martin Mills, Morpeth

Football bad boy Robbie Savage deserves a spanking!
Terry Heatley, Romford

Get a room!
Tim Russell, Shropshire

Spot the Balls
Tom Copeland, Brum

Hi Ho Hi Ho, it's off to score a goal!
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

I thought it was 'Up and over' that got you points!
Sue Richardson, Leeds

Forssell's recent ear infection is blamed when he mishears the call to 'pick up Savage's pass'.
Andy Simpson, uk

Forssell: Have you been at the pies Robbie you seem heavier to me.
Ben Dunbar, N. England

Ref? Where did you say these spuds had to go!
Michael Taylor, Westbury, Wiltshire

The gaffer wants you off Savage so stop playing hard to get and get off the pitch!!!
Mujer, Hounslow

When he accepted your offer of a lift home, I think he meant AFTER the match
Rob Falconer, Wales

I told you Ref that I'm still fitter than you after 90 minutes!
Steve Dale, Colchester

"Put me DOWN, they'll see my bloomers"!!!!
Jonny S, York

The sign said "Keep Off The Grass"
Adrian Wade, Canada

Where are the St Johns Ambulance people when you need em!
Gareth Jones, Southport

Smooth thighs Robbie, do you shave or wax?
Ben Dunbar, N. England

A good soldier never leaves a man behind!!
Luke Stanton, Shropshire

With airlines saving money on curtains, Birmingham are saving on shoe leather.
Alan J. Heath, Pitmedden, Scotland

Claims that Forssell has "Zachery syndrome" (face zachery same as backside) proved untrue after a comparison on the pitch.
Steve G, UK

If Forssell had another player over his left shoulder, would he be said to have the Blues?
Matt H, Imperial College London

Birmingham`s new economy measure to extend the life of players boots...
roger woodcock, mansfield

Oh my, the Savages are revolting my Lord! It's time to put them down.
Mike, Durham

Hey, guys, anybody know any irrelevant Peter André songs?
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales

Is this the audition to get on It's A Knockout?
Keith Holmes, Liverpool, UK

Look at me I got the whole of Adrian Mutu's lower half at JJB sports for a fiver...
Mike, Durham

I think the fans are going to find next year's strips with these new-style epaulettes pretty expensive
Rob Falconer, Wales

Taking out the rubbish.
matt martin, Saudi Arabia

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

And your referee...David O'Leary
Steve Buttercase, St Ives, Cambs

BEST IN CATEGORY Mikael Forsell's love for drag queens took a turn for the worse this week as he mistook team mate Robbie Savage for Lily Savage From Luke O'Neill,

Mikael Forsell's love for drag queens took a turn for the worse this week as he mistook team mate Robbie Savage for Lily Savage
Luke O'Neill, Portsmouth, England

Savage was somewhat confused after seeing Saddam Hussein wearing an Everton shirt.
Neill, UK

Didn't know David O'Leary was now a ref?
Andy, Blantyre

REGULARS' BANTER

Forssell is dead chuffed to carry home his goody bag
Matt H, Imperial College London

BEST IN CATEGORY Mikael had been asked to supply a surprise item for this week's goody bag From Chris White

Savage laughs so much at the last cap comp winner's suggestion he has to be carried off.
Andy, Blantyre

Mikael had been asked to supply a surprise item for this week's goody bag.
Chris White, Welwyn Garden City, England

Gate-crashers will be removed from Si Griffin's yacht.
Adrian Wade, Canada, usually

Si Griffin carries off some fresh meat to stock up the freezer on his yacht
John Lewis, Finland