We asked you for captions as Arsenal's Freddie Ljungberg is hauled back by a steward after an exuberant goal celebration.
Following Man United's defeat at Southampton on Saturday, Arsenal went into their game against Man City knowing that a win would send them top of the league.
Arsenal defender Lauren was first on the scoresheet; but with a bizarre own goal which gave the Blues the early lead.
His blushes were spared by second-half strikes by Sylvain Wiltord and Freddie Ljungberg, with the Swede celebrating his winner by throwing himself into the crowd. But what happened next?
This week's winner is Tim Taylor from Wimbledon with this cracker:
Ljungberg demands best-of-three, when Wenger's "paper" beats his "stone".
Well done Tim, the goody bag is on the way!
This week's cap comp will appear at 1330BST.
Pun fun
The Swede smell of success.
Naomi,
York
Freddie does the High-bury Fling
Adrian Wade,
Canada
"Who took my Teddy", says Freddie
Andrew Piggott,
Essex, England
Freddie and the Screamers!
Steve S,
Scotter,UK
"If I wadent fo drunk I would tek the lotof yu on"
Michael Eaton,
England
'You lot - outside!'
'We are outside, Sir'.
'I knew that...'
Mark,
London
Orange's hostile bid for O2 took a new twist this week.
Michael Baulk, Leybourne, Kent
Security Guard: "Your right sir, you've played 90 minutes and your armpits are still dry"
Michael Eaton, England
I told you, don't cuddle me in public; they're all looking at us!
Trevor Sanders, Chatham, UK
Ready, Freddie, Go!...
Adrian Wade,
Canada, usually
Stay back, Sir, the crowd looks ugly ... apart from that rather nice girl in the red anorak, of course.
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
"You can do what you want - but don't tread on my blue Swede shoes."
Chris H., England
Freddie's temper got the better of him as the steward trod on his blue Swede shoes.
John, Newcastle
Get your hand off my right Ljung big steward guy.
John Howells,
York
Bob the Steward got completely the wrong idea when his wife told him to go out and grab a big swede for dinner.
Mark Carter, Wales UK
Lauren Order?! Lauren Order?! Who's giving Lauren those silly orders?!
Adrian Wade, Canada
Freddie Lunge-berg
Adrian Wade,
Canada, usually
The few stewards are bright - the few stewards are orange.
Nick, london
Didn't anyone tell the steward that Swedes are bad for you.
Sarah L, UK
Hold on Swede-art!
Russ Bain,
Cambridge
It was a turnip for the books, that the swede stuck it away in the onion bag. But it made for a hot stew(ard).
Paul, Enfield
Scandinavia's answer to Mr. Bean is unveiled: Mr. Swede.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
Guard: "Desire for physical contact with the crowd, a need for recognition from individual crowd members- looks like you have a Tom Jones complex, Mr. Ljungberg."
Freddie: "Is that very common, officer?"
Guard: "Well, It's Not Unusual..."
John Lewis,
Finland
The security guard keeps abreast of the situation
John Lewis,
Finland
Freddie Ljungberg waxwork escapes from Highbury and threatens Man City supporters. Arsene says: 'he is a model player'.
Hugh, Sheffield
So you had a red stripe sir; no drinking in the stadium.
Brendan Doherty, Northampton
Steward: Come on old bean.
Freddie: Oh for God's sake, I'm a Swede.
John,
Newcastle
The Titanic crew had averted certain disaster by removing the Ljungberg in their path
Neal Berridge, UK
This one is too Swede, send it back.
Stephen Tucker,
USA
Say what you see
Protecting you, Sir? I was worried about the crowd actually.
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales
Freddie knows when he's been tango'd.
David W,
West London
Look mate I don't care who you are, if you haven't got a ticket you're not staying.
Daniel Ward, Eastbourne, UK
ave it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil,
Cardiff
Ljungberg puts the squeeze on United!
Steve S,
Scotter, UK
Come on son you're just what were looking for KK`s after a goal scoring midfielder
Neil, Liverpool
Oi mate! Where's my tenna you owe me
Ryan McGovern,
Crawley, West Sussex
The expectant crowds mass outside Manchester IKEA - as the new FREDDIE hat stand is delivered.
Paul, Enfield
David Seaman did not see the funny side of the 'Freddie cardboard cut-out in the locker' joke, and asked for it to be removed.
Peter N., Ashford, U.K.
It's ok Mr Ljungberg, the van's just round the corner
Andy Gray, Stockport
OOOochy - cooochy coooo! Come on Freddie I know you have the tickles here somewhere!!
Nathan Moore, Belfast
"Look come on son, I know you've got a light sabre but you still have to take your tablets."
Steve Franklin, barrow in Furness
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What will the authorities do to punish Freddie? - Swede FA
Nick, London
Let go of the balloon Freddie!
Phil Lloyd-Bushell,
England
Whoever put my shirt on a boil wash is in BIG trouble!
robbie g, liverpool
Freddie celebrates victory in dayglo top competition.
simon, hitchin
Between them, Freddie and the stewards blind the City of Manchester stadium.
Sarah L, UK
Freddie was determined not to blub despite the excruciating nipple pinch.
Si Griffin, UK
A big man in an orange coat and his Freddie puppet take the crowd by storm.
Tom, Woolwich
Freddie makes the schoolboy signal to the passing trucker who responds with a long blast from his airhorn.
Livzy, Bangor Aye
The rare sight of an Arsenal player being asked to get ON the pitch.
Mark, London
While being tickled by the steward, Freddie executed the classic 'elbow to stomach and fist to face' martial arts manoeuvre.
Paul, Dublin
"I told you 40 degrees!" Freddie fumes at Mom after shirt shrinks in wash.
Bobby Salazar, Brighton
Ljungberg demands best-of-three, when Wenger's "paper" beats his "stone"
Tim Taylor, Wimbledon, UK
Steward: Now, where is the "off" button?
Freddie: Stop tickling me!!
Raj,
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Steward: You want to throw yourself into the crowd? Here, allow me to help you.
Joseph Haig, UK
You want to beat up Lauren, Sir ? Well, you'll have to go to the back of the queue, I'm afraid.
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales
I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
Jim,
London
"Wa ya" (Freddie cheekily punches the steward in the face, Bruce Lee style)
Lee Blair, Edinburgh
Sweden's champion darts player chose a rather unconventional place to practice.
Neill, UK
A huge crowd assembled to see the Freddie Ljungberg waxwork lifted into position.
Alex, Liverpool
Poor Freddie's 'Invisible Sword' routine only lead to further humiliation.
Graham W, Glasgow
City of Manchester steward fails to realise that players only swap shirts with each other.
Joel, London
Freddie gets carried away with his pre-match Haka routine.
Alex, Liverpool
Sweden's less-than-impressive entry for 'The World's Strongest Man' was turned away amid the mocking crowds.
Graham W., Glasgow
Calm down, sir, I know she's pretty ...
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
Freddie gets escorted out of the Paper, Scissor, Stone World Championships after he was found getting advice from the stands.
Tim Taylor, Wimbledon, UK
The prototype 'tickle me Freddie' toy did not perform well in public tests.
John, Newcastle
Freddie's excitement at "four balls" on the Lotto was clear to see.
Ben Westoby, Grantham
Miscellaneous
It's not quite the love scene from Titanic, but it'll do.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Now now Fredrick, move along, this is no time to be re-enacting the shower scene from psycho.
Paul Gribbon, Belfast
Freddie reinacts the famous "dwarf tossing" scene from lord of the rings.....
Ashley, UK
She fancies me you know.
Andrew Sturmey,
Wolverhampton UK
Wenger: "No, I can't say that I saw Freddie jump into the crowd."
Mitesh Shah, England
When asked afterwards Arsene said: "I'm sorry I didn't see the incident".
David Murray, Surrey
After the nasty clash of heads, Freddy acts out the shower scene from Psycho.
Dan B,
Barnet
Yes, Mr. Ljungberg, I'm fully aware that you can 'throw your hands in the air, and wave them around like you just don't care'.
Raymond Li, Manchester
"Calm down Freddie, you've scored against City, not United."
Mitesh Shah, England
Freddie decides to try and hulk up once he realises what the steward really wants.
Froggers, Essex
Stewards now testing anti-sweat hand cream.
Sharmaine Kruijver,
Australia
The rush of scoring a goal was nothing compared to the touch of a man.
Darran, London
A steward comforted Freddie after somebody had stolen his Sooty puppet.
Gareth Lewis, UK
The new "Ready Freddie" action man figures were a big hit on match day.
Ollie B, Southampton
Keep holding the top of the picture up, Sir, and I'll go and get something to prop it up with.
Rob Falconer, Wales
Julie's jealous eyes betrayed her true feelings. If only John would hold her like he held Freddie.
Martin Mills, Morpeth
Hear me and hear me well: Sweden will never adopt the Euro!
Ross Grainger, Norwich
O2? Not quite the score Freddie!
Sarah L,
UK
Ljungberg: "Hoooonk!"
Stewart: "Tweek, tweek!"
Ian Robertson,
Edinburgh
Female steward: "I don't fancy yours much Freddie."
James Atkinson,
Sheffield, UK
Put your arm up a little higher, I'm trying to tune in for the cricket scores.
Steve Judd, Birmingham
Freddie spots the pundit in the crowd, who questioned Arsenal's discipline.
Tim Taylor, Wimbledon, UK
"Let me in, I want my meatballs!" Freddie Ljungberg hammers on the door of IKEA shortly after closing time on Saturday.
Jeremy Dallyn, Finland
It's not funny Seaman! You should have told Lauren you'd moved into the Man City goal!
Dave White,
Doncaster
No, no that's Psycho's shower scene - you share a name with Freddie Kruger.
Andy Fryer,
Kilburn, London
Ljungberg: "...but I always lead when I do the foxtrot."
Russell O'Sullivan, Cardiff
Freddy: "It's a new anti-perspirant brand. Go on, have a feel."
Steward: "That's amazing ... fresh smelling and it feels so dry!"
Kenneth, London
Steward : "I see sir...Yes of course you're an Arsenal player...Freddie Ljunberg?...Yes of course you are sir...this way please."
Julien Luke, Macclesfield
The Kevin Keegan guide to defending - don't let the goalscorer back on the pitch!
Richard Cavanagh, Kent
Get back on the pitch or I'll twist your nipple.
Mark Thompson,
Notts
"Yes, I've finally got rid of the bottle of hair dye!"
John, Motherwell
The steward reveals that Freddie's recent absence from the first team was not down to a torn hamstring..."They feel pretty real to me Freddie".
Simon Gillespie, Beckenham
Perhaps I could have your name and address, Sir...
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
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John, Newcastle
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John Lewis, Finland
Superglue in the underarm deodorant ? That's the oldest trick in the book, mate.
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
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Joseph Haig, UK
Freddie is comforted by St. John's ambulance personnel after some wag in the crowd superglues his fingers together.
John Lewis, Finland
Superglue and nipples are a dangerous mix.
Stephen Merriott,
Staffordshire
Puns fail in BBC Cap Comp as Freddie's elbow deserves a more "humerus" caption.
Adrian Wade, Canada, usually.
Freddie Ljungberg is restrained while trying to find Sir Bobby in the crowd.
Kenrick Christopher, Sheffield, England
I know it's a shock, Sir, but it seems Leslie Neilsen's been taking Botox.
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
Freddie snapped when the crowd started laughing about the 'superglue in the jockstrap' incident.
Mark,
London
Mr Tango is trying to stop Freddie trying to impress Mrs Tango with his sweaty armpit.
Kong,
Liverpool
Freddie Ljungberg is restrained while performing YMCA.
Joseph Haig, UK
Sur-really great
Round and round the garden ,like a teddy bear, one step, two step, tickle him under there !
Neville, Doncaster
Can we have our ball back please?
Phil Lloyd-Bushell,
England
"Let me in I want my meatballs!"
Freddie Ljungberg hammers on the door of IKEA shortly after closing time on Saturday.
Jeremy Dallyn, Finland
Bouncers sponsored by Orange move in to ruin a gooner 02 shirt.
Naomi, York
Wax On.......Wax Off
Rob Brown,
UAE
George knew he'd be the envy of the neighbourhood when his new "full sized Subutteo" arrived
Rob Brown, UAE
Lose it like Ljungberg.
Phil Lloyd-Bushell,
England
The new Freddie Ljungberg chest expanders where having no effect on the bored steward.
Danny, Merseyside
With Neo-like speed, Freddie flicked back his fist and broke agent orange's nose before flying out of the stadium to safety
Peter Lord, Manchester
First they took The Smiths off me, then they took The Ramones off me, and now they're taking Joy Division off me!
Ronald Gland, Belfast
Mick Boozeman, manager of Sunday morning non entities Knottvery athletic tries any illegal transfer move for Arsenal star in full view of shocked crowd
Perry Hamlin, Benfleet, Essex
Sweden's entry into the 'pairs armpit fart' competition drew admiring looks from the mixed doubles pair.
Mark,
Portsmouth
Fearing for the safety of spectators, the stewards perhaps took Freddie's game of 'air javelin' a little too seriously.
Marcus Littlejohns, Oxford
Fed up of the constraints of being a caption competition pic, Freddie tries punching his way out of the frame.
Steve G, UK
Proto-type Karate chop Gunners action figure goes haywire in Manchester.
Sarah, Malvern
Nobody believed Freddie when he said he was arm wrestling the Invisible Man.
David Murray, Surrey
The steward lets the air out of the Ljungberg-shaped oxygen balloon to stop it getting carried away.
David Pearce, England
Freddie celebrates by swinging on those invisible monkey bars.
James Davis, South Yorkshire
Steward's life-size subbutteo Arsenal team enjoys narrow win over unlucky City
Duncan McDonnell, Genoa, Italy
"But Jeff is faking. He's awake!" Shouted this overgrown fan at the Wiggles concert. He had to be removed.
Ali Evans, Australia
Just squeeze nice and gently!! And that's how you milk your cows, everyone.
John Watson, Belfast
Totally topical taste
Freddie: Yes I've finally got to meet Gos from Big Brother!!!
Steve Catherall, Tooting
Freddie couldn't contain his joy at finally remembering one of the new directory enquiries numbers.
Martin Mills, Morpeth
"And here is lot 163, One Freddie Ljungberg in reasonable condition...... Chelsea start the bidding at 15 million pounds"
Ashley, UK
And I'll smack the first person who says Arsenal are an undisciplined team."
Naomi, York
Freddie answers the question: He's NOT ready for love!
Sarah L, UK
Despite the crowds' support and Freddie's defiance. He is still sent out on loan to Leeds for three months.
Paul, Enfield
Caption Competition judge: Look, I've said I'm sorry for the publishing delays. What more do you want?
Joseph Haig, UK
Freddie sees old friend Olaf Mellberg in the crowd, and rushes to give him a warm welcome.
James T., Tenbury Wells, Worcester
Listen Freddie, you may be happy but I've got Dave Seaman in my Dream Team!
David White, Hornchurch
Suspicions of a plot after a second football player is assaulted by an official at the weekend.
Joseph Haig, UK
Ay!! Let me go!! That's the punk that set off the hotel alarm!
Tony Boyle, London
Yes, I know it was great about Wales beating Scotland at rugby, Sir, but we have game to play.
Rob Falconer, Wales
In his latest action role, Vinnie jones stars in "The Robbie Savage incident - The Ref's revenge."
Ollie B, Southampton
Fab Freddie attempts a 'Stone Cold Stunner' in the WWE 2003 Royal Rumble.
Tom,
Ipswich
This one's for Robbie Savage says Freddie, as he punches the official.
Michael Mabbitt, Baldock, England
Trainspotters rescue rush-hour arthritic London Underground passenger.
Howard Barnes, South Wales
Freddie: "OK I'll pretend to be Becks, you can be Giggsy and the lady can be Fergie."
Alex, Liverpool
Freddie: "Don't go there, Miss. That's Ian Holloway's taxi..."
Adrian Wade, Canada
Suspicions about Kelli White started when a steward noticed she seemed a bit flat chested...
Neil Webber, Bristol
Freddie spots Olof Mellberg wearing a 'Did you spill my pint Freddie?' Tee shirt.
Martin Mills,
Morpeth
"...and then I just raised my arm like this and Robbie Savage ran straight into it."
Ian, London
I'll get you Marc Bircham for nicking my favourite hair products!
Adam Cavill,
Sheffield
Come here and say that, Mr Mellberg.
James Clarke,
New Zealand
In the re-enactment of the Beckham "went for" Alex Ferguson story, the role of David Beckham is played by Freddie Ljungberg.
Chris Harris, West Palm Beach, Florida, USA.
Following Thierry Henry's lead, Freddie "waves" to his beloved in the executive box.
Simon, London
Freddie gesticulates at James Anderson for stealing his red hair dye.
Tim Ellis, Southfields
Ian Dowie's desperate attempt to kidnap a striker for penniless Oldham failed, as a steward got to Ljungberg first.
Martin Mills, Morpeth
Freddie did not take his expulsion from Pop Idol too well.
Tim Taylor, Wimbledon, UK
Arsene Wenger has continued to defend Arsenal's disciplinary record, despite stewards now having to evict his players from the ground.
Ston,
London
Mistaken Identity
Freddie's uppercut only just missed Johnny Vegas' chins
Gareth Lewis, U
Excuse me, Miss... Is this one Karl Power?
Adrian Wade,
Canada
Freddie exictedly uses his elbow to point out easy jet owner, Stelios in the crowd.
Ashley, UK
A now bankrupt Roman Abramovich cleverly disguised as a steward tries stealing his next signing.
Graham Little, Edinburgh
Simon Cowell lives to regret his unkind comments about Michael Owen's vocal talents on "Kop Idol".
GARRY WADDELL, UK
Steward : Curse that superglued shirt !!!
James Atkinson,
Sheffield, UK
Man dressed as orange opal fruit wrestles man dressed as lemon opal friut. What a mouthwatering contest.
John, Newcastle
John of Newcastle has to be held back because he cannot believe all his 'hilarious' Swede jokes have not appeared. For God's sake, I'm a Swede.
John, Newcastle
Mr Grimsdale!
Mike Hastings,
Wolves
Other stewards: "No Mr Capes! Don't throw him. That's not a shot you're holding. You're not at the Olympics. Snap out of it Geoff!"
Martin Mills, Morpeth
John Prescott congratulates Freddie on a great goal.
Steve S,
Scotter,UK
The short sighted steward had forgotten how heavy inflatable bananas were.
Mark Mullaly, Birmingham, UK
Freddie Ljungberg? You don't really expect me to believe that, do you, Sir?
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
"And I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids". Velma (left) and a somewhat overweight Shaggy (centre) unmask stadium janitor Freddie Ljungberg, as his plans to haunt the ground go awry.
Alan Coleman, Cheshire
Regulars' banter
I jump for joy,
That's really spiffing,
I got a caption up,
Before Si Griffin.
Clare Falconer,
Llandough, Wales
Still threatening the BBC, a furious Stephen Tucker is led away by a member of the security staff
Clare Falconer, Llandough, Wales
No, that is not Naomi of York, Sir.
Darren Starkey's sister,
Sunderland
Ashley has to be restrained after Clare Flaconer got to her with a razor.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Cap Comp security guards restrain Stephen Tucker after he discovers that his excellent "Regulars' banter" section winner from last week has been credited to Mark of London.
John Lewis,
Finland
That's right, send Stephen Tucker his... aw, geez, nevermind.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Security man; "No, your name isn't on the guest list, you can't get on Si Griffin's yacht."
Neill, UK
Ljungberg has to be restrained by security guards as he fails to get aboard Si Griffin's yacht.
John Lewis, Finland
Apparently, Freddie doesn't accept the BBC's apology.
Stephen Tucker, USA
Stephen Tucker gets to grips with... Freddie Ljungberg.
Mark, London
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