Caption Competition 145

Man of the moment David Beckham is spotted in the stands at the FA Youth Cup final on Friday.

Manchester United picked up the trophy after beating Middlesbrough 3-1 on aggregate.

A host of United's biggest stars were there to witness it. But who is David Beckham speaking to? Why is Roy Keane smiling and what is Gary Neville thinking?

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This weeks winner Phil Lloyd-Bushell, UK came up with this topical suggestion.

Becks asks Fergie if he can become the latest contestant on the show 'I'm a Man Utd Player, Get Me Out Of Here'

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Second place: Si Griffin, UK
Major Ingram's choice of 'phone a friend' means he has to opt for more underhand tactics.

Third place: David W, UK
Suspicion falls on Keane as foul smell descends the grandstand.

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The best of the rest

The urinal in the VIP box was convenient, but there was always a queue for it.
Martin Mills, England

Gary, find the First Aid man, will you? I've done something stupid with this stapler.
Valerie Ganne, UK

Experimenting with new training techniques, the inaugural Man Utd bobsleigh team receives some last minute tips over the phone.
Steve Robson, UK

I love you...I love you more...no, I love you more....ok, you first....no, you first...ok, then, love you....love you...ok, then....bye, Alex!
Chris Montgomery, S.Yorkshire,

Becks really is stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Sarah L, UK

Roy chuckled as Becks tried to call Posh on the TV remote again.
Steve Godrich, UK

"Victoria, are you sure this is Brooklyn on my knee?"
Sadeek, Manchester

Look, I'll say I love you once more, Precious, but you're making Roy giggle and Gary jealous.
Valerie Ganne, UK

"Roy, Kevin Keegan is on the line asking if you want to play for Man City!"
Jeff Gill, Manchester

Please, I know the time, just let me get a word in.
Richard Hanson, Manchester

Roy particularly enjoyed the crunching tackle that broke the opposing midfielder's legs.
Mitesh Shah, England

Hello? I booked two adult and two children one-way tickets to Madrid and would like to cancel them.
Steve Godrich, UK

Phone Gary's wife will you Princess, and ask her to tell him to bring a cushion next time.
Valerie Ganne, UK

Hello, David? It's Chris Tarrant here from ITV's 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Vicente del Bosque here and he's doing rather well, but he needs your help.
Matt Cookson, Newbury

Trends in popularity are indicated by the contents of the skip outside Madame Tussaud's.
Valerie Ganne, UK

Princess? Look up 'aggregate' in the dictionary, will you?
Valerie Ganne, UK

"That laughing? Oh don't worry that's just Roy, Gary fell off his chair again!"
Chris Jackson, England

Come on Gary. Pick up the ruddy phone!
Paul Ford, Warwickshire

Hello, Police? That maniac you've been looking for... he's sitting right behind me!
James Green, Hanoi, Vietnam

Pssst...Hello magazine? Gary Neville is turning into 'Plug' from the Bash Street Kids before my very eyes.
Giles Matsell, Ilkeston

Keane shows Sir Alex that he's not the only guffer.
Paul Tingey, Dover, England

Hi Victoria, please can you turn the telly on and see if my hair looks ok?
Matt, Surrey

I know he wants me to stay in England but I wish Gary would take his hand off my knee!!
Craig Stones, Manchester

"Hello, er, yes... what odds can I get on Mick McCarthy being the next boss of Man U?"
Paul Gillham, Bath, UK

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. But I'd rather be stuck in the middle with you, Zinedine...
Tom Chivers, London

Yeah Victoria, it sounds great - how many bedrooms? Do we get a sea view? What do you mean it's not near the sea?... Yes, I'll tell him later, I promise... He might get angry though - will you tell him for me?
Adam, England

"Gary, do you know what country Madrid is in?"
Jay, Stockport

Becks: Don't worry Phil, I've spoken to Real and there's a place for Gary at left back...left back in Manchester...haaaaa!
David W, UK

Keane: Best player in Europe? - who are you talking to Becks, the Iraqi Minister for Information?
Ally C, Scotland

David entertains the children with his new Gary Neville glove puppet.
Duncan Bonner, Warrington, England

Taxi for Beckham please!
Paul Foster, Banbury

"Sir Alex, I'm in row H. I've got my kit, and some new boots. Any chance of me coming on for 20 minutes near the end?"
Gary Quirke, Christchurch

"Mummy Roy is laughing at me"
Greg Wright, Kelso

"It's no good Victoria, call my agent, I've got to move to a club where my hairstyle won't be out of place, you should hear the mickey taking I'm getting from Roy today..?!?
Wayne Richardson, North Somerset

Beckham "Hello is that stadium security? Get my wife off the pitch, she's not singing another song!"
Andrew Piggott, Portsmouth

Roy laughed as Becks tried for the fifth time to call Posh using his TV remote control.
Gareth Lewis, UK

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...."
Sean Murray, Oxford, UK

Hello, Nicky Clarke? Do you have a salon in Madrid?
Andy, Dudley

"Hello is that Vodafone. Why didn't you give me one of them video handsets off the advert I did..... You're not going to believe this but I've just caught Roy Keane smiling. Now nobody will believe me."
Saravana Namasivayam, Croydon

"Hello directories?....Easy Jet please....."
Ben, London

Keane: He just called Victoria diddumsmunschkin!
Paul, London

That's right mate. Two fish and chips to go and one pickled onion for the wife.
Mark Leyton, Texas

No Victoria. I promise that Roy is devastated about me moving on.
David Burkill, Aberdeen

No, Victoria, Roy swears that roll necks are in this year - what shall I do?
Brownie, UK

At the Peter Kay gig, when Peter does his 'Phone for you' routine, Beckham takes it seriously.
Steven Allison, UK

'Yeah, £80,000 sounds fine. But there's got to be a non-Steve McManaman clause as well.'
Dominic Weeks, Derby

Beckham tells BBC Sport Interactive that reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated, and can he have his servants' dinner plates back please?
Max, UK

Yes I am bigger than Man Utd Victoria! There's only six letters in Man Utd and twelve in my name!
Phil Reid, Brighton

'Very funny Roy. Where have you put Gary's legs?' 'Ello, security? I want to report....'
Ian, UK

Keane wonders if he can get away with ringing Becks' number AGAIN!
Sharmaine Kruijver, Australia

Flip-phone users find it easy to 'Bend it like Beckham'.
Diana Dewar, Canada

Beckham on phone to Geremi: 'No, honestly mate, you'll love it 'ere. Sir Alex is a real laugh - he'll 'ave you in stitches.'
John Lewis, Finland

Keane thinks 'David really should switch that on.'
John Armstrong, St Andrews

Keano: Not that headband, that was so last year.
John Armstrong, St Andrews

Becks hadn't quite cracked how to use his new Palm Pilot.
Nick, England

Much to Roy's amusement, David still hadn't quite mastered his new video phone.
Si Griffin, UK

Macca, it's Becks. Is the bench in Madrid any warmer than the one in Manchester?
Tim Dyer, Trowbridge

Operator? Yeah, I wanna talk to Vicente del Bosque in Madrid. I fink it's in Spain.
John Lewis, Finland

"And Gary wants to know whether Phil can come as well."
Mark Newbold, Coventry

I've got a feeling that Roy Keane is laughing at me behind my back.
Gerry McKean, England

Victoria? It's that big bully Keano, he's nicked our sweeties and our dinner money and he's calling us nasty names and everything. Come and make him stop - pleeeeeease!!!
Steve Kerry, Sunderland (we was robbed)

Suspicion falls on Keane as foul smell descends the grandstand.
David W, UK

Fellow players are supportive as Neville's head enters the guillotine.
David W, UK

Roy's delighted that the 'glue on the phone' and the 'moving the seat' japes came off.
Gav, UK

Phone with integral hair brush wins the Beckham sponsorship deal.
David W, UK

Keane can't hide his delight as he spots Fergie lining up another boot.
Si Griffin, UK

David calls his agent to find out why Leslie Neilsen has not recognised him.
Simon Drury, France

Unaware David is calling security, Roy continues his barrage of kicks on the back of David's seat.
EDs, Hertfordshire, UK

Look, I've got to stop talking now, darling, the judge is beginning his summing up.
Valerie Ganne, UK

Beckham: "You put the ring in my coat pocket? No, it'll be safe there. No-one here would take it, even as a joke."
Martin Mills, England

Becks asks Fergie if he can become the latest contestant on the show 'I'm a Man Utd Player, Get Me Out Of Here'.
Phil Lloyd-Bushell, England

"Bonjour, c'est David ici, as you can tell I'm getting ready to join Real Madtrid"
Neil Robertson, Birmingham

Keane: Giggsy's Spanish is amazing he has been pretending to be the president of Real Madrid for months!!
Claire, England

"Milan have offered a 14 bedroom villa with a swimming pool, a golf course and a shopping mal included, and a thousand million lira a week. Can you top that?"
Alan, London

"So that's three prawn sandwiches, and a pint of Guiness."
Alan, London

Beckham: "What do you mean you don't do miracles? Either you arrange a number one in Spain for her or the deal's off."
Martin Mills, England

The future's bright, the future's Real Madrid.
Si Griffin, UK

The Bad the Good and the Ugly
Mike, Zimbabwe

Er, your black hair band? Victoria why would, er, I have, er your black hair band?
Chris Jackson, England

The next lot is a clearance sale, three clapped-out international footballers, one careful owner, low mileage: do I hear 30? thank you sir, 40 and there's 50....going, going...sold to the Spanish-looking gent in the sombrero for 50 million quid.
John Lewis, Finland

Keane amused. Neville stunned. Becks having an intelligent conversation with Romeo...
Julian Litt, Japan

Keane the prank call master laughs with content as Becks breaks the 10-minute mark of saying "hello? hello?".
Julian Litt, Japan

"Look Victoria! Honestly! The boss is not picking on me. I'm too old to play in this one!"
John Hay, Burnley, Lancs

Hello... benchwarmers incorporated...sorry but we are on a job at the moment¿ we are available next Saturday...
Steve Robson,UK

Roy Keane is in hysterics as he can hear Victoria singing her new single to David.
Michael O'Connor, England

Beckham phones BBC Sports Online to complain after Phil McNulty joins the growing list of armchair pundits who wrongly imagine that Barthez's handling of the ball outside his area in the first game against Real could have resulted in a straight red card...
John Lewis, Finland

David finds other ways to amuse himself at Victoria's latest gig.
Si Griffin, UK

Major Ingram's choice of 'phone a friend' means he has to opt for more underhand tactics.
Si Griffin, UK

What do you mean I had an accident with a steam roller...caption comp...last weeks gong show..Cantona and Shearer are doing what with my...
Janet McKeane, UK

Pick up the phone Roy, I know you've got it on vibrate!
Carl Dyke, Bracknell

Keane tricks Becks into calling the "Angry Scottish Manager" wind-up hotline.
Ed Duffy, UK

"...and one copy of 'Spanish for Beginners', please."
Ed Duffy, UK

"Is that the Vodafone support hotline? I can't download these bloody games."
Ed Duffy, UK

"Hello! News of the World? How much for a picture of Roy Keane laughing?"
Ed Duffy, UK

Hey Posh, I've left my hairdryer at home, can you come and bring it down for me?
Phil Lloyd-Bushell, England