Caption competition winner No 98

As the World Cup carnival enters the second round of group matches a fan celebrates England's crowning glory.

But who sent in this week's funniest caption to win themselves a BBC Sport Online goodie bag?

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England beat Argentina 1-0 to avenge their defeat four years ago. David Beckham stepped up to convert a penalty on the stroke of half time - to crown a fine England performance which paved the way for their journey to the quarter-finals.

Congratulations to Richard Day from Singapore who raised a smile with his caption:

The Argentine players were concerned about the fourth official's impartiality as he signalled four and a half seconds of injury time.

Well done Richard, a BBC Sport Online goodie bag will be on its way to you.

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Best of the rest:

'Taking a leaf out of Glen Hoddle's book, Sven seeks help from the spirit world, and magically the ghost of Freddy Mercury appears'.
Arthur Pitt, England

The regulars at the White Harte in Windsor were used to the Queen getting a bit gobby during the big game after a few pints.
Richard Day, Singapore

Crown tightness leads to bleeding forehead. No worries, the Red Cross is at hand.
Graham, Edinburgh

It's a red circle on a white background you idiot!!! Aaah...
Adam Buck, Australia

"How's this for a geisha girl!"
Pete, UK

The World Cup? Nah, I'm celebrating the Queen's Jubilee.
Rob Falconer, Wales

"PHILIP! One's finger has been bitten by a rabid Argentina supporting corgi!"
Chris B, England

Charles (out of shot): Gosh Camilla, you look stunning tonight! Just don't let mummy see you in her crown for a little while longer.
Richard Day, Singapore

Looking back, Macca had to admit he'd been wrong to leave the stag night arrangements to Elton.
Richard Day, Singapore

Not even the threat of being the subject of the BBC Sport Online's Caption Competition could keep the President of Phil Neville's fan club away...
Sue, Canada

You see, I can make my finger come away from my hand.
Phil Moss, England

My head rules for England, my middle finger mourns Argentina, and it's all tongue-in-cheek anyway. The doctor's diagnosis: football fever!
Deepti Ruth Azariah, India

Scientists crowning glory as they successfully clone, Martina Navratilova with Michael Crawford.
Derek, ex-pat, Brazil

What! Who's Beckham? I just work for Burger King.
Baz, UK

Some Japanese supporters found England games a bit of a drag.
Richard Day, Singapore

Another England fan looking like a plonker!!!
Terry, Ireland

Japan's version of Ali G gives the England team some deserved 'respect' at the end of the game.
Sarah L, UK

Fell asleep on the barbecue again!
Rob Falconer, Wales

I don't care if this looks like a Red Cross - England fans never need medical assistance!
Tom Roberts, USA

There might be no hooligans, but it doesn't stop the England fans being absolutely stark raving!
Mark, UK

After an impressive Palace performance by Ozzie HRH decides to join the Osbournes for tea.
Marcus Graham, USA

"You've stuck a stupid crown on my head, painted my face white....don't even think of putting your hand in the way of the game!"
Gaz, UK

The English fans pray that Hargreaves is fit after Sven unveils his potential replacement.
Richard Collins, England

The queen of Sapporo was happy to pose for Richard Day's World Cup Greeting Card selection. Bertie Vogts bought 23 for the Scotland squad with the legend "Wish You Were Here?" in gold lettering.
Richard Day, Singapore

Dave Allen knew it was a risk taking Eddie Izzard's fashion tips seriously but he was desperate to make a comeback.
Hugh, Singapore

Too much post-match 'celebrating' amongst the BBC Sports Talk team was clearly evident in this week's caption competition.
Alan Baxter, UK

Even with the make up, wig and silly hat, Peter Schmeichel's big red nose still shines through.
Paul Redsell, England.

Her Majesty's attempts to mingle incognito with the crowd failed after she forgot to change headgear.
Graham, Edinburgh

Her Majesty's prestidigitation skills needed polishing up - everyone could see she was hiding the missing knuckle in her mouth.
Hugh Jarse, Singapore

Even Her Majesty was getting into the spirit of things: "Can one hear the others sing - No-o No-o"
Graham, Edinburgh

Who are you calling a big crown you sirry idiot?
Nick, UK

Desperate to stay with Arsenal, Inamoto tried unsuccessfully to convince Arsene Wenger that he had assimilated into the English way of life.
Richard Day, Singapore

With no fingernails left, the nervous England fan turns to knuckles as the 90 minutes count down.
Chris Norris, UK

"Five more Kimchi Happy Meals, please."
Ian Roberts, USA

Queen: Phillip! Where's the TCP? One's been eating one's hot dog too quickly again.
Hugh, Singapore

The Queen might be a passionate fan of England, but this is ridiculous.
Jonathan Milne, UK

A football fan attempting to buy five tickets for the England end.
Tom Roberts, USA

The Queen goes white with shock when Paul Daniels tries out his new missing finger trick at the Jubilee party.
Gerry Slawson, UK

The Queen retires after 50 years on the throne, Sir Elton declares himself King.
MG, USA

"Sushi, beer and England...it doesn't get better than this!"
Tom Roberts, USA