Caption competition winner No 92

Jimmy White is put off his stroke by a streaker who looks strangely familiar.

But who fended off some fierce competition to snaffle this week's goody bag?

Jimmy White sailed through his opening round of the World Snooker Championships with ease, beating Dominic Dale 10-2.

And the appearance of a streaker, clad only in a Sven-Goran Eriksson mask, certainly livened up the proceedings.

And amid the deluge of wit, innuendo and smuttiness shone this jewel of a caption from Richard Day of Singapore:

Jim Davidson's attempts to keep "Big Break" on air became increasingly desperate.

Well done Richard! Your goody bag is on its way.

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Here's a selection of the best of the rest:

Wow, so this is a 149.
Adam, England

In one week I've gone from Ulrika to Streaka!
Brendan J Wall, Crumlin, Ireland

With worries growing over injuries to his players, Eriksson decides to show England fans that at least he is in full working order.
Graham Small, Wales

I've just been caught by Ulrika's father Joe Johnson, any chance of hiding under the table?
Chris Hall, Wales

"I'm sorry, I thought I was on Kilroy".
Ian Barr, UK

Oh my God, I thought it was Terry Griffiths for a horrible moment!
G Brocklebank, England

After trying to experience more British culture, Sven was told that The Full Monty was only a film.
Kenrick Christopher, England

"Vhat his ze matter, ve do zis all of ze time in Sveden!"
Budda, England

"This is more outrageous than Freddie Ljungberg's hair."
Seymour Barnacle, UK

Sven showing more balls than his players.
Ryan Patton, Ireland

Jimmy White is outraged by the tie of a sports fan in the front row of the auditorium. Honestly!
Tom Hill, England

White: Sven, when I asked you to let me in on the secret of your success, I didn't mean in bed!
Graham Small, Wales

Sven's classical CD may not have been selling well, but this is ridiculous.
Jonathan Milne, UK

The guy in the crowd behind John Williams's head thinks: "Who's this bum Jim's playing?"
John Dil, Wales.

And to think that the England fans think that The Sun shines out of Sven's backside. Wrong side, guys!
Malky, Westhill, Scotland

Sven always finds his way in to sporting events. No matter what he has to do.
Chris Hughes, Wales

Jimmy: I can clearly see this man's nuts!
Al, England

Whatever happens, hold the front page.
Clive Mainwaring, France.

Is that a cue in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Virtue, UK

After being in the news for much of the week over the Ulrika affair, Sven sinks to new depths to keep himself in the headlines.
Mariam, UK

The professional snooker community cannot conceal their amusement at the preferred reading material of the intruding football fan.
Dave, UK

Sir, you are not wearing a tie, you will have to leave...
Tom Roberts, US

"Newspapers advertise everywhere these days, eh?"
Timo, US

A shower malfunction transported an unsuspecting Sven to the Crucible Theatre. "Er, seen my towel?"
Daren, UK

England team uproar as Sven models the new kit.
Dickie Bailey, England

You've got balls walking in here like that.
Valerie Falconer, Wales

That's great. We needed a new cue rack.
Rob Falconer, Wales

Another disastrous attempt by Sven to divert attention away from his bit on the side.
Richard Dunbar, Northern Ireland

Jimmy White thinks: It's more than the white and black balls that will be getting hit off the table if Mr Sven continues disturbing my game.
Damien, Ireland

Sven look-a-like gives graphic display of old joke punch line. "Deodorant Sir! Ball type?" "No it's for under my arms."
Tony Roberts, England

Billy Connelly fails to impress with his latest nude romp as the audience see through his disguise when he breaks into Highland Fling.
Tony Roberts, England

Jimmy White sets up his latest exhibition shot. Black off bottom cushion into right armpit without touching any other balls.
Chris B, England

'If that's Sven then I'm a snooker player' says Jimmy.
Alex Tindall, England

Jimmy: "Call that a sport?"
Sven: "My point, exactly."
Zelda Grape, UK

Streaker: Hi I'm from Sven-o-Grams. Which one of you is the lucky birthday boy?
Richard Day, Singapore

The fact that Jimmy White wasn't at home didn't deter his eager paperboy.
Rob, UK

Jimmy's on course for a One Four Sven.
Chiefs, Scotland

For once, we can be thankful for the personal coverage of Sven by the tabloid press.
Joe, UK

Ref: "Touching Ball!"
Andy, Canada

Most staff supported the Crucible's cut backs but the replacement toilet paper was too much for some.
Richard Day, Singapore

Brings a whole new meaning to "pot as many balls as you can"!
Dickie Dunbar, Portadown

Excuse me Mr White, can you play left midfield?
Denzil, Belgium

Forget the paper bag, Gareth Southgate decided he should change to a more human look after Euro 96.
Mark, England

"Look Jimmy, you'd better win this thing soon. It's not just my shirt I've lost betting on you."
Andy, Canada

Snooker players wearing advertising slumps to an all time low.
Darren, England

Jimmy White disqualified from World Nude Snooker Championships.
Alan, Ireland

Streaker: I don't know why everyone's so upset. When I did it at Anfield everyone thanked me for livening things up a bit!
Richard Day, Singapore

"... and this is the 2003 trophy if we go with the Swedish sponsors."
Andy, Canada

"Did anyone see my aerosol?"
Matt Martin, Saudi Arabia

Referee: Foul! Free ball, Jimmy White.
Ian B, Australia

Pro White meets Sven's dwarf.
Douglas Greatorex, Scotland

Ball sports were well covered in the sports pages today...
Chris Wheatley, New Zealand

Jimmy introduces the ref to his local hairdresser: "he's great with streaks..."
Row Lynham, Dublin

"Please Mr White, don't hit out frustratingly at my balls!"
Sarah L, UK

Jimmy: No, sorry I don't know the rules for pocket billiards.
Richard Day, Singapore

White: "Maybe I can beat this bloke."
Sarah L, UK

Come on! You all put your hand on Beckham's "foot", what's wrong with me?"
Tony Fearon, Portadown, N.Ireland

Jim Davidson's attempts to keep "Big Break" on air became increasingly desperate.
Richard Day, Singapore

Sven shows off the England team's suit for the World Cup in Japan, admittedly it was in need of a little ironing.
Gerry Slawson, UK

Yes Sven, of course you can go to the toilet.
Vith Rahunathan, UK

Sven insisted on a "skins versus shirts" competition.
Gerry Slawson, UK

Sven was prepared to do anything for a bit of publicity.
Paul Denman, England

Fed up with the Village People's monopoly on the caption competition, Black Lace bring their Agadoo revival tour to Sheffield. Altogether now: "Spray! Superman!!!"
Richard Day, Singapore

"Excuse me, sir. The vegetable in question is a swede."
Cedric Brunch, UK

Jimmy's opponent was just a little too cock sure of himself.
Arthur Pitt, UK

Touching balls!
Nick, England

Even with the poor disguise, there was no doubt - Cheggers was at it again!!
Gerry Slawson, UK

After being told that he has arrived in Sheffield five years too late for the Full Monty audition, Sven sees the funny side.
Tony Fearon, Portadown, N.Ireland

"Ehh ref, can you clean the balls for me please."
Moshood Adepoju, England

Dominic Dale's attempts to escape his defeat by disguising himself as Sven backfires when his cue comes into view.
Chris Norris, UK

Is that your snooker cue or are you just pleased to see me?
Tom Burton, Brentwood, UK

Streaker: Don't be daft! If I do YMCA properly I'll drop the blinkin' paper!
Richard Day, Singapore

"Look Mr Higgins, I'm not letting you play dressed like that."
Al, Cambridge

Jimmy 'Whirlwind' White gets to meet another natural disaster.
G. Simpson, UK

When Jimmy asked for the ball to be cleaned, the ref wasn't sure what to do.
G. Simpson, UK

Steve Davis banishes his 'boring' image forever.
Timmee, Austria

"Thanks Sven - that just about covers it".
Bert Baldock, GB

Running a bit late, Paul Hunter forgot to put his clothes back on.
Al, Bolivia

Jimmy recalls the 'Snooker Loopy' lyric: "We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue"!
M Ewins, England

After the Ulrika scandal, Sven considers a career in table dancing!!
Matt Ewins, UK

Sven demonstrates his incredible paper reading technique.
Gerry Slawson, UK

The relaxation in dress code had perhaps gone a bit too far.
Graham Small, Wales

"Oh damn - wrong door! Some joker told me her bedroom was in here".
Chris B, England

Upon seeing Jimmy, Sven gets over excited and yells 'Urikaaaa!'
Princess, England

Sven would go anywhere and do anything to prove that he had nothing to hide.
Garry Waddell, UK

Snooker's governing body would do anything to make the game more interesting!
P Clift, England

Jimmy White suddenly remembered that his next shot required the extension.
C. Wilson, Botswana

The exit doors from the Swedish sauna club were particularly confusing.
Andy Seed, UK

Sven shows his ignorance of tact and proper behaviour by appealing for offside during a snooker match.
Andy Seed, UK

Erica Roe's attempts to reclaim her former glory are met with derision.
Rob Falconer, Wales