The Halloween XI could play for Ips-witch Town, with Ally "Haunter" in goals
A defensive stalwart for Celtic, Marc "Reaper" would give attackers shivers up the spine
Playing at the back would be Dundee United and Scotland legend Dave "Scarey"
Jim Duffy (the Vampire Slayer) is a guy you wouldn't want to meet in a dark close
"Gremlin" Hughes would have opposition strikers running for cover...from his annoying laugh
"Guiser" Sauzee was as cool as a new wave French film. Was said to have raised spirits at Hibs' Easter Road
Gavin "Skeleton" could do with a few plates of mince as reward for his guising
The midfield maestro in the side would be "Shunspooky" Nakamura. Such is his power, he can bend things round walls
If Thomas "Gravestone" came to your door dressed as a footballer, would you let him in for his Halloween?
St Mirren's Billy "Aberzombie" could prove that life can be breathed into old stiffs
Scary Erik "Boo" Andersen put the willies up many a Scottish player, including many of his Rangers team-mates
On the bench is substitute goalkeeper "Casper" Schmeichel
Jonathan "Ghould" would never get a game but would be useful for carrying the monkey nuts and tangerines
When the party games begin, former Gretna striker Kenny "Dooker" will be right in amongst the apples