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Last Updated: Tuesday, 9 November 2004, 11:39 GMT
Quotes of the week
Harry H Corbett in Steptoe and Son
Gaw blimey, traffic's bad in Cardiff

Will the owner of a horse attached to a rag and bone cart in the visitors' car park return to his vehicle immediately
Cardiff City PA announcer Ali Yassin welcomes West Ham to Ninian Park.

You're just a small town in Swansea
West Ham fans' response.

If I go on holiday at the end of the season and come back with a big, fat belly and a bald head, then I will pack it in
Millwall player-manager Dennis Wise on his playing future.

Now I think I'm good, but I don't think I'm a genius - Paul Daniels would have a good job here, I tell you
Leeds manager Kevin Blackwell vents his frustration at trying to put together a winning side despite the financial constraints at Elland Road.

It's the usual one - a manager leaves, somebody else comes in and they get the result. Well, balls to that
Sunderland manager Mick McCarthy has no sympathy for struggling Wolves - who sacked Dave Jones before Sunderland's 3-1 victory.

Lomana LuaLua probably doesn't even know what 4-4-2 is but when we switched to it he stuck to his position out wide and did a great job
Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp after the 2-0 win over Manchester United.

Frank Burrows
If the cap fits...

You have got to be a professional and I am paid by this club. I know the rules of football. I am on a short term contract - until five o'clock on Saturday!
Frank Burrows, who expects his time in caretaker charge of West Brom to be short.

Sometimes he gets into great positions and smashes the ball into the car park, so perhaps he could do a little more for us
Fulham boss Chris Coleman on Luis Boa Morte.

Somebody's just given me a video of the game. I don't know why they handed it to me, because there's no way I'm going to watch that again!
Sheffield United boss Neil Warnock gives his verdict on the 0-0 draw with Gillingham.

The lino said I was three yards off my line. I don't go that far on holiday
Bristol Rovers keeper Kevin Miller after being forced to take part in a penalty retake against Swansea, which Lee Trundle converted.

It was very appropriate because the Premiership is a jungle and we're certainly starting to rumble!
Crystal Palace midfielder Aki Riihilahti reveals boss Iain Dowie showed them a video of the Rumble in the Jungle before their 1-1 draw with Arsenal.

The Beatles
He doesn't love you - yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't speak English and I don't like The Beatles either so I am staying here
Real Zararagoza striker David Villa has no plans to join Liverpool.

We're all on the bus to Doncaster. I've booked a will have to have a loo because I know the youngsters will all want to pee every five minutes! That's if they can get to it ahead of the adults who will be enjoying Champagne every step of the way!
Newly-crowned champion jockey Frankie Dettori on his plans to take his family and friends out for the final day of the Flat season.

It's like putting a snake in a bag, if you do not tie it up, it will wriggle free
QPR boss Ian Holloway salutes the never-say-die spirit of his side in rescuing a point against Millwall.

There was an incident in the second half, when Bobby Zamora dived to get West Ham a free-kick. That was a real splash
Holloway completes the double in the match against West Ham.

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