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Last Updated: Tuesday, 6 April, 2004, 08:28 GMT 09:28 UK
Quotes: Wise/Savage
Dennis Wise
Will Dennis be Wise after the event?

Before we played Burnley in the fifth round, I asked Theo what would happen if Millwall got into Europe. He said he would strip off his gear and run naked around London. I never got it in writing but I'll still hold him to his word!
Millwall player-manager Dennis Wise is determined to see chairman Theo Paphitis get his kit off after leading Millwall to the FA Cup final.

I promised the players we would go into Europe this summer if we qualified for the Uefa Cup, as a sort of warm-up. What they didn't know is that we'll be going to Eurodisney!
Paphitis obviously thinks he's in charge of a Mickey Mouse outfit.

I was thinking of handing over my trainer's licence to my son, Donald, if I won another National. But, damn it, he can wait! I might be old, ill-tempered and decrepit, but I just can't do it
Veteran trainer Ginger McCain reveals he will have another crack at the Grand National after winning with Amberleigh House.

Chris Eubank was asked in an interview if he was a man of ethics. He said: "No, I'm a man of Sussex"
Boxing promoter Frank Warren tells a joke.

I'm knocking on the door but I think the door is made of lead
Golfer David Lynn after a double bogey wrecks his chances of winning the Portuguese Open. Lynn has had 17 top 10 finishes without registering a victory.

You are short, you have a small d***
What Robbie Savage allegedly said to Laszlo Bodnar during Wales' friendly with Hungary.

Would you buy a second-hand Saab off this man?
Former Chelsea chairman Ken Bates on England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson.

We often compete to eat the most pies!
Bradford Bulls' Tevita Vaikona reveals the secret behind the excellent form of his 17st 11lb team-mate Lesley Vainikolo this season.

There was probably an alligator lurking in that water somewhere and I kept a look-out as Kam went in
Brave golfer Ian Poulter after his physio Kam Bhanra waded into an alligator-infested swamp to retrieve a ball at The Players' Championship.

Stephen King
Stephen King - scary man

While I was sitting on the bench in Sweden watching him, I was offering bets of 1 - and that's a lot for me to risk - that Jermain would score. Not one person was prepared to bet against him - they could all have been a quid better off by now!
Joe Cole on England team-mate Jermain Defoe.

The first time I was in the Masters I described the experience as a cross between Disneyland and a Stephen King novel. Thrilling, but also terribly frightening
British amateur champion Gary Wolstenholme ahead of the US Masters in Augusta.

I've got three kids to feed and another on the way. That's why I've got to play until I'm 40
Wigan goalkeeper Gary Walsh.

Just before the race I noticed that I didn't have Corinna's amulet with me and I had left it in my hotel. Someone dashed over there to get it for me and brought it back. That was perhaps the decisive difference today
Michael Schumacher puts victory in the inaugural Bahrain Grand Prix down to his wife's lucky amulet. Nothing to do with the highly-superior car, then?

You know me, I'm the Tinkerman. Anything could happen!
Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri keeps everyone guessing about his Champions League line-up.

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