Quotes: Prince Harry/Tindall

And don't forget the sausage rolls, granny!

I've had a text from granny - she's going to throw a party for you
What Prince Harry told England star Mike Tindall after they had won the Rugby World Cup.

He's a cheeky little teenager
England rugby star Matt Dawson on Prince Harry.

I obviously got my Angels wrong!
Crystal Palace player manager Kit Symons sees the funny side after diverting Aston Villa striker Juan Pablo Angel's shot into his own net to send Palace on their way out of the Carling Cup.

It was a peach of an effort which left me with no chance of saving
David James 'applauds' West Ham team-mate Hayden Mullins' own-goal against West Brom.

Yes, I'm available this summer - to play golf and sit in the sun. That's about it
Newcastle striker Alan Shearer dismisses the latest campaign for him to come out of international retirement.

We hate Holland and they hate us but we have to make sure we don't get sucked in and allow it to become a real barney
England hockey coach Tricia Heberle looks forward to a clash against Holland.

I've got enough holes in my head, thanks

Coming to Anfield you need decisions like that like a hole in the head
Birmingham boss Steve Bruce bemoans the penalty which allowed Liverpool to equalise at Anfield.

The first time I wore the tights home, my wife, Caroline, said 'what the hell have you got on?'
West Brom midfielder Andy Johnson, after the team were ordered to wear tights to improve circulation.

There has been a lot of mickey-taking...to make it worse, the Sri Lankans are staying here as well and they know about it. If you want swimming lessons, don't ask Vaughany or Batty
England spinner Gareth Batty after almost drowning while surfing with Michael Vaughan in Sri Lanka.