Quotes: Vaughan and Duff

I've only had the one - honest!

The top sporting quotes from the last week - including Damien Duff and Michael Vaughan.

I'm just like every other Irishman - I like my drink and my night out
Chelsea new-boy Damien Duff sounds as if he will fit in just fine at Stamford Bridge.

I've not been reading too much about this game in the papers - but I've seen a lot of pictures of me holding my head!
England captain Michael Vaughan after the hammering by South Africa in the second Test.

I needed to get some form of evidence against them. Luckily, they gave it me, after me saying yes I can do this, yes we can do that, yes I can do everything. It got to the point where I was saying I could walk on the moon
Former Wimbledon and England striker John Fashanu on a newspaper report alleging he was paid to rig games.

During the holidays, he has taken advantage of life and he has eaten well. His wife must be a good cook
Paris St Germain boss Vahid Halilhodzic tells Swiss midfielder Hakan Yakin he's too fat to play.

I have been teaching David some Spanish words, but I can't tell you which ones because they are all dirty words!
Roberto Carlos educates David Beckham.

We cannot understand everything he says yet
Carlos on Beckham. Join the club, son.

I know I can expect a nice reception from the Burnley fans and, to be honest, I'd be disappointed if they didn't give me stick.

I knew before I signed for Birmingham we had Burnley pre-season and that took my fancy!
Birmingham's David Dunn ahead of the 'friendly' at Turf Moor, which finished in a 2-2 draw. Dunn joined Blues from Blackburn - Burnley's sworn rivals.

With Alec Stewart announcing his retirement and Nasser Hussain giving up the captaincy, it seems I must be next for the old folks' home. Er, not yet
Darren Gough is not getting out his zimmer frame...yet.

I'm not finished yet. I have a long way to go - and I'm still young!
42-year-old Phil Taylor celebrates victory over Wayne Mardle to retain his World Matchplay title.

What can I say...sugar!

There is that famous word that starts with an s that came to mind, but that's racing
Michael Schumacher on the puncture that cost him five places at the German Grand Prix.

In some cases we have seen rank bad management with clubs following a business practice that you wouldn't follow in a corner shop
The PFA's Mick McGuire reacts to the annual report into finances in football from Deloitte and Touche.

If we get two or three injuries we are going to be up the Suwannee
Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp faces up to life in the Premier League.