Holloway's team did not play sexy football
The top sporting quotes from the last week - including QPR manager Ian Holloway and World Superbike Champion Neil Hodgson.
To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled.
Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.
She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee
QPR boss Ian Holloway comes up with the quote of the century to describe his team's lacklustre performance against Chesterfield.
Liverpool are my nap selection - I prefer to sleep when they're on the box
Former QPR star and renowned gambler Stan Bowles gives his verdict on Liverpool's style of play.
I reckon the South Africans don't think I'm any good because they question everything I do!
Andrew Flintoff reveals the sledging that inspired him to his magnificent innings of 95 at The Oval.
The baby is doing really well, although I am a little worried because she is very dark. I have blond hair and my wife is also blonde. It's worrying because most of my Ducati colleagues are Italian!
Newly-crowned World Superbike champion Neil Hodgson on his week-old baby daughter.
We looked like Real Madrid last week when we beat West Ham, but we looked
like the Rose and Crown this week
Rotherham boss Ronnie Moore after his side's 3-0
home defeat by Wigan.
Foggy likes to have a nice sit down these days
I am officially old. I was finding it difficult to comprehend the speed and
then I found I was braking early and cruising round the corners really slowly
Carl Fogarty after testing with his Foggy Petronas racing team.
He is a big, strong lad with legs like tree trunks
Ex-Middlesbrough team-mate John Hendrie on Brazilian international Emerson prior
to his move to Rangers.
Hassan Kachloul should be playing Premiership football
Hassan Kachloul wins this week's referring to oneself in the first person award.
I hope he is gentle with us!
Liechtenstein goalkeeper Peter Jehle sends out a plea to David Beckham ahead of the World Cup qualifier at Old Trafford.
I couldn't believe what we woke up to. What was my foot doing on the front page of the newspapers?!
Beckham on the foot he broke before the World Cup.