KP's rough guide to Britain

KP's Englishness test

'KP' gives his thoughts on why he loves Britain and being British as part of Radio 4's new topical comedy show Look Away Now.

You can listen to the show on Thursday evening (1830-1900BST) - and it is repeated on Friday (2300-2330BST). To find out more - go to the Look Away Now website on the BBC.

Read 'KP's' blog below and listen to how he got on taking an 'Englishness test'.

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What ho, internet fiddlers! Kevin Pietersen here (Hampshire and England).

Well, boys and girls, this is the last time that I shall be writing one of my little missives for a while. This series of look away now finishes this week, and just in time! Our Test series against the West Indies started on thursday, and so i've got to start concentrating on my cricket once more.

Working on look away now has been an unbelievable experience, just amazing. If you'd told me when I was a little boy growing up in the cape that one day I would get to hang out with the likes of garry Richardsen (?) I would have been totally confused, and would either not have believed you or just ignored you and got on with whatever it was I was doing.

Something brilliant, no doubt, like standing on one leg with my eyes shut. or shooting animals.

I've been playing little bits of cricket this season, but only for hampshire so that doesn't really count.

Warney's back, and already he's firing on all cylinders. Last night I watched him eat nine consecutive deep pan pizzas without once thanking the waitress that was bringing them. The guy's a legend!

I'll be back, I hope. Until then, don't go changing. (unless it's for the better, in which case DO. why woiuldn't you, idiot?)

hello!

KP x