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Look Away Now: Garry Richardson talks to 'Jose Mourinho'

Welcome to my blog which accompanies the weird new series 'Look Away Now'. (Click the link on the right to hear the show).

I was so excited when I was asked to take part in 'Look Away Now', but that's not really saying much because I'm excited 24/7. I feel that way about pretty much everything. Even falconry. I love being excited.

'Look Away Now' is a programme that is on the radio. I don't know what to think about the radio. It's basically just background noise isn't it? A bit like Matthew Hoggard when he starts talking about his favourite hills and things.

To be honest it makes me feel a bit sleepy. Not that I'm ever sleepy for long - I tend to knock back a can of Red Bull every time I notice myself blinking. I love Matthew Hoggard.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the show. I've made some little features about what it means to be English and it's been great fun. I'd like to tell you more about what they involve but I can't really remember much about them. Whole thing was a bit of a blur. I love blurs.

Hello!

KP x

Look Away is a topical comedy show presented by Garry Richardson which looks at the week's sporting news and the weekend ahead, a bit like Linda Blair in the Exorcist except with less vomit and more badminton. You can catch up with the show on Radio 4 on Thursdays (1830-1900BST) or Fridays (2300-2330BST).