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Last Updated: Wednesday, 22 December, 2004, 10:48 GMT
We Three Kings
An alternative Christmas carol
By Chris Charles

Arsene Wenger, Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho

We three kings of Inger-land are,
One from Scotland, two from afar
One's a braggart, one looks like Taggart,
One has that je ne sais quoi

CHORUS
Oh Arsene Wenger, short of sight
Ferguson the fiery knight
Jose needing ego feeding
Boasts and brags for all his might

One grim day in Manchester town
Alex soaked as Arsenal go down
Soup on his new coat, pizza down his throat
Hairdryer blasts all round

CHORUS

The Wenger boys they love a good whine
Bags of skill but won't toe the line
The boss he's so irate, gets in a right state,
Victimised all the time

CHORUS

Gloating Jose says he's the best
Bigger than Shanks and all of the rest
Neatly pressed collars, fistful of dollars
Plucked from his treasure chest

CHORUS

Join us now as summer draws near
What news of our three musketeers?
While they were fighting, Moyesy nipped right in
Leaving them all in tears

Oh Arsene Wenger, short of sight
Ferguson the fiery knight
Jose needing ego feeding
Boasts and brags for all his might



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