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Last Updated: Monday, 25 October, 2004, 10:45 GMT 11:45 UK
Old Trafford à la carte
Following media claims about various foodstuffs flying in the tunnel after Manchester United's 2-0 win over Arsenal, BBC Sport takes a look at that post-match tunnel fracas menu in full:


Petit fours
Or petty grudges if preferred

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Starters
Soups: Tomato or Pea, served on club blazer and tie

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Referee Mike Riley in the thick of the action at Old Trafford
Is that medium or well done?

Main courses
Special Half-time Fergie Roast
Campbell's Penalty Surprise
Sweet Revenge (served cold)
Gooners' Egg on Face
Flying Slice of Pizza
Wenger's Ref Riley flambé
Hot 'n' Spicy Referee's Report

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Side dish
Heinze Beans

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Puddings (for Man Utd fans)
Selection of just desserts including:
Fergie's Delight
Apple stepover with Ronaldo cream
Slice of Rooney's 19th birthday cake

Arsenal options:
Defensive crumble
Instant Whipping boy (Riley flavour)
Hard cheese and sour grapes
Half-Baked conspiracy theories

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A selection of fine whines are also available, including a delicate Vin de Nistelrooy, the robust Keane Red Mist and sparkling Ronaldo Rosé.

Or why not try a refreshing squirt (in Fergie's direction) of Lehmann's mineral water?


SEE ALSO
Man Utd quiet on tunnel 'bust-up'
25 Oct 04  |  Premiership
Ferguson hints at turning point
25 Oct 04  |  Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Arsenal
24 Oct 04  |  Premiership



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