"I am at a loss to understand this performance," admits former England manager Graham Taylor.
Andorra 0-3 EnglandIt almost gets worse. 0-0 at half-time against the group whipping boys and England are booed off.
Steven Gerrard rescues his side with a brace, but Steve McClaren is on the brink. "Write whatever you want to write," McClaren says at his post-match news conference before hastily walking out.
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