The Scottish presenter spent 35 years down an Ayrshire Coalmine as pit pony masseur, before finding fame and fortune on "Stars and their Thighs".
Star sign: Church of Scotland
Born 'n' bred: Yes!
Last job: Pit Pony Assessor
Football team: Celtic
I wouldn't be working here if it wasn't for: The fragrant air freshener in the library.
Most interesting fact about you: I have a fabulous cheese collection.
Most annoying trait: I crack easy in most interrogation situations.
Claim to fame (other than being on Three Counties Radio): I was Tina Turner's stunt double in the early fifties.
Most embarrassing moment (not on air): Rather not say but a surgical support was involved.
Most embarrassing on air incident: Trying to make a Mark Norman interview interesting.
Weirdest place you spent the night: Hampden Park.
First record bought: A Brief History of Yodelling.
My first car: Vauxhall Avenger.
My favourite place in Beds, Herts and Bucks: Bromham...I like mills.
Desert island luxury: A sixty foot pleasure cruiser.
My hero: Eric Morecambe.
Would hate to be in the Big Brother house with: Me.
Favourite item in my wardrobe: My leather chapps.
If I wasn't at BBC Three Counties Radio I'd be: Taller.
My dream co-presenter would be: A mirror.
Realised I was getting old when: Can't remember.
Useful tips: Always wear a new pair of shoes a couple days before you want to put them on.
Ronnie can be heard on
every weekday morning from 9am to 11am.