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'Brainiac: Science Abuse' - the TV Programme

Presenter Richard Hammond.
This is Brainiac, the science show that lobs dangerous chemicals around, and then runs like hell.
- Richard Hammond

Brainiac is a British television science programme thatís run by people who have no business running a science programme. The emphasis is on conducting experiments that are just as much fun as they are educational. Okay, so that's a little misleading. In reality, the show is entertainment first, science second (if at all).

It is hosted by Richard Hammond (a presenter on Top Gear) and John Tickle (of Big Brother fame, if you'd call it that). Itís broadcast in the UK, the US, and some European countries.

Exploding Caravans

A favourite pastime of this show is blowing up caravans. One such example of this love comes from the segment called Brainiac Snooker. They had Quinten Hann1 pot the last six balls in an ordinary game of snooker, except that each of the balls triggered a fuse leading to a caravan filled with some type of explosive. The resulting explosion would then blow the caravan apart.

This was followed by Brainiac Golf, where they set up a putting green to do pretty much the same thing.

Another example was an experiment to see if a ringing mobile phone in a petrol station could ignite the station. They did this by filling a caravan with petrol vapour, setting a mobile phone in the caravan and calling it. That didn't work, so they tried it with more mobile phones. It still didn't work. So they came up with another idea: to test if nylon clothes would do the trick. They then got a Brainiac (the name they give to the people who perform, examine and test experiments) in nylon clothing do a silly dance in a bucket and then touch a wire leading to the caravan. Kaboom!

The Quest for an Alternative Form of Propulsion

They made several attempts to find the best alternative form of propulsion. They decided to power things with fire extinguishers. As such, the first test was to find the best type of fire extinguisher for propulsion. It was an easy guess that this was the carbon dioxide ones. But they had to make sure. They fitted shopping carts with CO2, water and foam extinguishers, and raced them. Sure enough, the CO2-powered cart won.

Later, they tested which type of vehicle would be the best. They fitted a CO2 extinguisher to a skateboard, a pair of roller skates (they modified the tube so it would dispense from the ends of both skates), an office chair (fitted with two fire extinguishers), and a wheelchair (also fitted with two). The wheelchair won.

During the next series, they decided to see how a specially made vehicle designed to be powered by CO2 would fare against the wheelchair. Yet again the wheelchair proved to be the fastest. However, the other vehicle was easier to control, eg, it could travel in a straight line.

Human Comparisons

Tall vs Small

Tall vs Small was a segment that pitted a very short person (around 3ft tall) against a very tall person (more than 7ft tall). They put them in several different situations (mostly simulations, but some actual field tests) to see if itís better to be tall or small in that circumstance. The tests included moving along a crowded pavement.

Fat vs Thin

Fat vs Thin was essentially the same concept, except, that's right, it was a very fat person against a very skinny person. The situations included surviving in a heatwave, being in a blizzard2, and staying afloat.

Breaking Into Things

The Safe

During the first series, two safe-makers put £200 in the best safe theyíd ever made and issued a challenge to Brainiacs that whoever got into the safe could keep the money. Here's a list of what the safe survived:

  1. Being dropped from a significant height.
  2. An assault by the fire brigade.
  3. Two stock cars repeatedly ramming into it at high speed (although it should be noted that the safe weighed nearly as much as the stock cars).
  4. Professional safe crackers doing what they do best.

After none of those worked, they decided to engage the British Army to try to break into it with a Challenger tank. The kinetic energy rounds failed, but a direct hit with a high-explosive round did the trick. Unfortunately, not only did it break open the safe, it also destroyed the £200.

The Yellow Blackbox

After destroying the safe in the first series, they got their hands on a blackbox flight recorder, which happened to be yellow3, for the second series. It was nearly indestructible. It survived:

  1. A barrage by US Civil War-era muskets, and then a 10lb ordinance rifle (a rifled cannon used by both sides in the conflict).
  2. A napalm charge being detonated right in front of it.
  3. A round of shots from some of the best boys down at the London Gentry.
  4. Being dropped in a barrel full of highly corrosive acid. It should be noted that this had one major problem: they attached a bungee cord to it. The blackbox wasn't in the acid for very long; therefore, the acid couldn't do much to the blackbox before it sprung out of the barrel.
  5. An attack by Bigfoot (the monster truck).
The blackbox finally met its match at the wrecking yard.

Fun With Electricity

Towards the end of the first series they got a couple of Brainiacs to demonstrate several electrical concepts by touching a low-voltage electric fence. After having some fun with this, they decided to do some other experiments involving electricity. They got some low-voltage electrical equipment and tried to figure out what you can and canít do while being electrocuted. For the record: you can't do very much successfully while being electrocuted. They decided in the third series to see if people could do their jobs while being electrocuted. Spoiler: they couldn't.

John Tickle: The Man Who Can Walk on Custard

During the first series, Tickle claimed he could walk on custard, after demonstrating he couldnít walk on water. So they emptied a swimming pool and filled it with custard. While the Brainiacs were busy doing that, he explained why he could do it. He then demonstrated his theory successfully.

Things John Tickle's Body Can't Do

This was probably inspired by the walking-on-custard experiment. They demonstrated things that most4 people can't do with their body.

Alkali Metals + Water = Fun

This was an experiment to show what highly reactive elements (Group 1 aka alkali metals) can really do. First, they put a small amount of rubidium (the third-most reactive alkali metal) in a bathtub full of water and ran into a caravan (surprisingly, it wasn't destroyed previously or during that episode) before the container the rubidium was in dissolved. The results were the equivalent of dropping a grenade into the bathtub.

The next experiment was similar, but instead of rubidium they used an even smaller amount of caesium (the most reactive non-radioactive element) and jumped into a trench seconds before detonation. This was the equivalent of putting a depth charge into the bathtub.

Dear John

Dear John is a Ďwrite-iní segment of the show where people ask Tickle to perform certain experiments. The experiments included: 'How much weight can you lose in two hours?' and 'Can you purify your urine to a drinkable level at home?'

I Can Do Science Me!

Another write-in segment, this is one where viewers offer ideas for experiments they'd like to see performed. It differs from Dear John in that the Brainiac team hunts down the viewer whoís experiment has been accepted and gets them to conduct it. The viewer gets a trophy that states: 'I Can Do Science Me!'

Explosive of the Week

This is a segment where the Brainiac babes blow things up with different explosives and are given a rating out of ten by three judges. This is very appealing to the target audience because it involves things being blown up and scantly clad women.

Thermite

By viewer request, they started working with thermite in the third series. Thermite is a material that burns at 2,500 degrees Centigrade, and has been around for some time5.

Tina Turner and her Bunsen Burner

Okay, so it isn't really Tina Turner, but thatís not important. This is a segment where they get a Tina Turner impersonator to blow up cars. The source of the flame that leads to the bang is a Bunsen burner, and the flame is delivered to the car in different ways. The explosive is often TNT, because these are supposedly her initials. When the Tina Turner impersonator isn't available, they use a Diana Ross lookalike.

Transitional Segments

Things You Shouldn't Put in the Microwave

Stop. The following experiment is dangerous. For your safety and the safety of those around you, do not try this at home. No really, don't. - Richard Hammond

This is a segment where they put things into a microwave that they shouldn't. The items include CDs, metal objects, and a gunpowder charge with a small metal wire in it.

Which Fruit Floats?

This is pretty much self-explanatory: they test to see which fruits float. Itís more or less just an excuse for Rachel Grant (under the moniker professor Myang Lee) to don a bikini.

You Can't Stop Rock 'n' Roll (Actually, You Can)

They take a tape of Twisted Sister's 'You Can't Stop Rock 'n' Roll' and then beg to differ with the aid of such things as caravans, flamethrowers and hammer-throws.

Peter Logan's Exploding Paste

This is a prank segment where a Brainiac puts some paste on various objects. The paste is non-reactive when wet but highly unstable when dry. It only makes a pop, but it's still fun to watch.

What is it?

This segment generally starts before the commercial break. It shows you a common object, magnified to a high degree. They give you clues and you have until the end of commercial break to guess what it is.

Office Buoyancy Aids

In this segment, they test which common office objects would make the best buoyancy aids during a sudden flood resulting from global warming. Here's some tips that can be taken from this segment: don't grab anything thatís mostly paper, and try to capture air.

101 Uses for a Wee

Does this really need to be explained? Some uses for urine include a shark decoy6 and a way to cure athletesí foot.

Tickle's Teasers

This is a transitional segment that asks brain-teasers. Most of them are meant to have no specific answer. However, viewers have noted that some have specific answers.

Pub Science with Doctor Bunhead

This is one of the segments hosted by 'Doctor Bunhead' in which he performs several science-related tricks in a pub. This part always ends with him getting thrown out of the pub.

Disclaimer

The creators of the show have admitted they have faked the results of some experiments. The caesium experiment? As stated by a crew member as to what happened:

Absolutely bloody nothing. The density of caesium ensured it hit the bottom of the bath like a lead weight. The volume of water then drowned out the thermal shock. They couldnít go home empty-handed, so they rigged a bomb in the bottom of the bath.

It should again be emphasised that the focus is on entertainment first and science second (if at all).

Conclusion

This is just a taste of what Brainiac: Science Abuse has to offer. This entry mostly describes regular segments, and only covers the first few series. Theyíre still making new ones, but these are good examples of the type of things they do. To summarise: Brainiac: one small anomaly in the science community; one giant piece of an exploded caravan.


1 Some pro-snooker player, or something like that.
2 The results of this one were questionable as the emphasis was put on staying dry using an umbrella, rather than body heat, so the thin person won.
3 This is actually the way they all are, because yellow is more visible than black.
4 Many viewers sent in pictures of people licking their own elbow after the programme said no-one could do it. They begged viewers to stop sending in photographs and admitted their mistake.
5 US Army Rangers used thermite to disable coastal guns during the D-Day invasion in World War II.
6 Urine is a by-product of blood and can be used to lure the shark away.

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Date: 23   April   2008


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