But one of their muggle journalists says he has read it and has written about it.
He quite fairly doesn't give too much away in his review. But he does say it's a magical masterpiece and that JK drops a bombshell at the start of the second chapter.
And he said the plot's darker than we're used to.
That's all we're saying about it!
Photo clues?
The Sun published a photo of the OOTP copies found in the field, although they are not giving it to anyone.