They reckon the fave food is unhealthy, so have decided kids won't be able to eat it any more - you'll all have to eat lumpy mash instead!
Government food expert Professor Steve P.U. Denton said that although they knew the decision would be unpopular, they were making it so kids would be healthier.
He added: "We're very sorry that we have to do this, but kids spend so much time playing computer games now we have to help them keep fit another way."
He asked: "Why have they banned chips but decided things like crisps, sweets and chocolate are okay? It's madness!"
And he had this worrying advice for kids not happy about the move: "Who knows what they'll be banning after chips? Maybe pizza is next!"