What do you think these mean in standard English?
1) A sky-rocket stuffed with bangers and mash.
2) Barnaby Rudge thinks you're a Holy Friar.
3) An Aristotle of fine and dandy.
4) Don't put an elephant's trunk in a jam jar.
5) He was taught to read and write by an old pot and pan.
6) I get my greengages from the pitch and toss.
7) Michael Caine falling on your Aunt Ella.
8) Stand at Ease and Uncle Fred for Lilley and Skinner.