Cheeky chef Jamie Oliver will reveal his personal Christmas nightmare when he delivers an alternative to the Queen's Christmas speech this year.
The star will be seen serving unhealthy food to his family because he's too busy and shouting at dinner ladies who try to serve fresh fruit to kids.
But then he will wake up to deliver his real Christmas message to the public.
He says his wish for 2006 is: "to make sure that we really look after the beautiful kids of this country".
Jamie has been campaigning for healthier food for children, particularly at school, for the past year.
He even took a petition to Tony Blair at Downing Street demanding that the standard of school dinners be improved.