The scruffy mutt's been named Britain's Ugliest Dog because of his daft expression, vampire-like fangs and dog-rough coat.
The 10-year-old whippet cross has two teeth left and six-inch long hairs growing out of his ears!
Dracula extra
His owner Marilyn Flute got him as a stray eight years ago.
She loves Billy to bits but even she says he "looks like an extra from a Dracula film".
So it was no surprise when his appearance drew gasps from the audience at a doggy "beauty" contest in London.
Billy's got the last laugh though - he's been signed by an animal modelling agency.
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