AJ and Craig Boddington, from Littlehampton and Aldwinke
"We've been twice before. Got knocked out in one on our first visit, round two last year, so this year we hope to make round three - though it's been hard enough walking from the car park in these outfits.
"We're not worried about injury though. These outfits are well padded and the red nose signals danger!"
Ashton Conker Club's John Hadman says: "You don't get hurt playing conkers – nobody has in 40 years at Ashton."