After three years as the blogging policeman, David Copperfield, it feels strange to have come out into the open on the Panorama programme.
I quickly made my excuses and told him I would have a look at it when I got a minute.
Police Officers are incorrigible gossips so I knew that if I was to remain undetected, I could not tell a soul about the blog. It also helped that I was saying things about police bureaucracy that everyone knew were true, so nobody actually wanted to look for me.
People often ask if I was worried about getting found out, the truth is that it was fairly nerve-wracking to start with, but after a while I got used to it, and in the end I sold so many books it would have been a bigger story to sack me than if I'd have been exposed, so it was in everyone's interest to keep it quiet.
Having a double life as both author and policeman has been an exhausting and exhilarating experience. I've met people in politics and in the media who, as an ordinary copper, I would never have met, and I feel I've given the tax-paying public an insight into what goes on in police stations up and down the country.
Hundreds of serving and retired police officers have sent messages of support, but telling my colleagues that I was the real David Copperfield was really the moment of truth.
They needed some convincing that it really was me and it wasn't part of some elaborate practical joke, but in the end they were delighted.
Being a police officer has got to be one of the best jobs in the world: you get to work with true professionals and you get to see people at their best and their worst and I'm looking forward to doing more of the same in Canada with the Edmonton Police Service, later this year.
Panorama: Wasting Police Time can be seen on BBC One at 2030 BST on Monday 17 September 2007
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