The underwear-clad dolls repeat lines from the latest Mike Myers comedy, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
There are two versions of the doll, an adult one which says the word "horny" and a supposedly child-friendly one which says: "Would you fancy a shag?"
"I can't believe this toy is approved for ages 10 and up. It's perverted," said the woman.
Kubrick's film gets glowing first review
Stanley Kubrick's last movie Eyes Wide Shut has received its very first review - from the London Evening Standard.
Film critic - and friend of Kubrick - Alexander Walker described it as "an astonishing work made with masterly control."
The film is to be given a special screening at the Venice Film Festival in September. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, as well as Kubrick's widow Christiane, will attend the event.
Kubrick died in March, aged 70. The film, about jealousy and sexual obsession, opens in the UK on 27 August.
Dee's laughing all the way to the bank
Comic Jack Dee is to be paid £50,000 to join Stephen Fry, Colin Firth and Mariel Hemingway in Londinium, a comedy about an American actress hoping for UK fame.
"I'm really looking forward to it," the comic told The Mirror. "It's a joy for me to be able to combine the two things I love most - acting and comedy.
"I don't want to give up comedy but I'm very interested in the acting side of things."
Londinium begins shooting this weekend and is expected to be in cinemas sometime next year.
Mel B's tribute to teenager Stephen Lawrence
Scary Spice Mel B has written a song about murdered black teenager Stephen Lawrence, The Sun has reported.
The so far untitled ballad has been written by the Spice Girls singer for her forthcoming debut solo album.
Stephen, 18, was stabbed to death by a gang of white youths as he waited for a bus in south-east London in April 1993.
"The song is written in honour of Stephen...the whole thing was so terrible," said the 24-year-old singer.
Bremner to marry after 21-day romance
Impressionist Rory Bremner is to marry a society painter he met just three weeks ago, according to the Daily Mail.
Bremner, 38, is said to have fallen head over heels in love with blonde artist Tessa Campbell Fraser, 31.
The couple met at a dinner party at the home of a mutual friend and are said to have been "inseparable" ever since.
The marriage, his second, follows romances with GMTV's Penny Smith and investment banker Zoe Appleyard.
Seventies soul man has staying power
Soul legend Barry White has signed a new multi-album deal and is set to embark on a tour of the US and Europe.
The 70s crooner, whose hit You're The First, The Last, My Everything went to number one in the UK in 1975, will release his new album Staying Power on 27 July.
The project will feature White's Love Unlimited Orchestra and contributions from Sean "Puffy" Combs and Lisa Stansfield.
He plays Birmingham NEC on 14 December.
Spice Girl Emma at Soul Train preview
Baby Spice Emma Bunton got soulful at the West End opening of a new musical at the Palace Theatre.
The singer joined Dani Behr and fellow Spice Girl Mel B's sister Danielle at the first night of Soul Train.
Sheila Ferguson of 1970s trio The Three Degrees, and Danny John-Jules, who plays Cat in Red Dwarf, star in the show.
Soul Train weaves together black US hits like Aretha Franklin's Respect and Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.
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