![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
![]() |
You are in: UK Politics | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() |
![]() |
Friday, 18 January, 2002, 11:18 GMT
Canberra and pigeons in firing line
![]()
Trade secretary Patricia "I'm no Blair babe" Hewitt is an Aussie and proud of it. Unfortunately she is far from enamoured of the nation's capital and her home town, Canberra. And, in what has all the makings of a nasty diplomatic incident, she has given the place a major thumbs down.
She told startled political journalists in Westminster that she grew up in the town in the 1950s, "couldn't wait to get out" and has never looked back. When asked what she had got against the place she quoted that other well known master of diplomacy, Prince Phillip. "Prince Phillip famously came to Canberra and said 'city with no soul' - that's what I think." Her comments will undoubtedly dismay the local tourist board which describes the capital as Australia's most talked about city. It lies, the board boasts, in the middle of sheep country and kangaroos can often be seen in the city centre. It now seems likely that when Ms Hewitt returns home to visit her mother she will be about as welcome with the locals as a rattle snake in a lucky dip - as they might say.
![]() Preying on politics
It is even rumoured that the sightings are usually accompanied by unearthly screeching sounds. But the ghostbusters can stand down. These eerie sightings are entirely natural - if a little unusual. The courtyard is such a large, dry and airy space that the local pigeon population has made it their new home. These disgusting creatures have been pestering the inhabitants ever since the place opened. But the ever-ingenious parliamentary works department has finally come up with the answer - birds of prey.
According to my source the birds of prey fly around the building "scaring the droppings out of the pigeons, which soon get the message". No one will reveal how many pigeon casualties there have been - but these are times of war after all.
![]() Setting the pace Meanwhile, as Mr Blair appears eager to break every record going for the most countries visited in the shortest period of time, he is facing a serious challenger. The new permanent secretary at the FCO and head of the diplomatic service Sir Michael Jay is currently beating him. While the prime minister has notched up 22 countries since September, Sir Michael's job has seen him visiting 25 countries in 5 continents in the same period of time. Come on Tony, stop hanging about.
![]() Wedding bells
Many in the party had almost given up all hope that Mr Kennedy would ever settle down and present the sort of family-friendly image apparently required of a party leader. And there is no doubt Charles enjoyed the batchelor lifestyle to the full. He was one of the most approachable of politicians, ready to drink and chat with his many friends and colleagues in Westminster. And he was, and remains, guaranteed good company with a self-deprecating sense of humour and a dislike of pomposity. It has to be said, there were times in the early mornings when the jovialities of the night before were clearly taking their toll. But "good time Charlie" never showed signs of flagging. And his ability to enjoy himself - while remaining an essentially serious politician - has endeared him to many. Everyone inWestminster wish him and Sarah well.
![]() Little victories The Tories scored a small victory last week when they staged a neat parlaimentary ambush and defeated the government in a late night vote. The subject of the defeat is of minor interest but what has dismayed Labour backbenchers is the fact that they had been warning their whips that the Tories were planning something that day. But Hilary Armstrong and her team - who are supposed to exert an iron grip on their cowed troops - brushed aside the warnings and let them go home. When, at 2330, they finally realised something was up it was too late. Aren't whips supposed to listen to their MPs as well as shout at them? Gossip If you have any political gossip or information on what our MPs are up to, e-mail Nick Assinder (all mails will be treated as confidential).
|
![]() |
See also:
![]() Internet links:
![]() The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites Top UK Politics stories now:
![]() ![]() Links to more UK Politics stories are at the foot of the page.
![]() |
![]() |
Links to more UK Politics stories
|
![]() |
![]() |
^^ Back to top News Front Page | World | UK | UK Politics | Business | Sci/Tech | Health | Education | Entertainment | Talking Point | In Depth | AudioVideo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To BBC Sport>> | To BBC Weather>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- © MMIII | News Sources | Privacy |