Pyers Symon thinks of himself as always having had one leg
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Heather Mills's appearance on the US version of Strictly Come Dancing is not exploitation or naked publicity seeking, but a model of how active some amputees can be, says Pyers Symon in our Readers' Column.
Am I disabled? I have a blue badge which proves it, although I hope that the authorities didn't notice that I once cycled to collect it.
I lost my leg more than 40 years ago, as a small boy, after developing meningococcal meningitis. A rapid amputation was necessary. It was either that or die.
Unlike Heather Mills, and many others, I have no recollection of having two legs. I have - as far as I am concerned anyway - always had one leg. This is me. This is how I have always lived.
I don't look at tasks and think "what can't I do?" but ask instead "how can I do this?". Apart, that is, from those irritating tasks that anyone sensible should avoid and I have every intention of persuading someone else to do - like digging the garden or climbing up ladders to clear gutters.
I enjoy swimming and, no, I don't swim in circles because I am kicking with only one leg. Cycling is surprisingly easy - I was taught by my mother at the age of 19. She wanted to give me independence and herself fewer taxi duties.
Cycling can also be a lot less painful than walking, especially in warm weather. I have even, for one wonderful hour, piloted a light aircraft.
Immense revolution
Legs have changed so much in the past 46 years - they have improved vastly over that period, from limbs which would have not looked out of place for victims of the Somme to modern computer-aided designs.
Heather Mills has been the centre of attention
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Built of light materials that emanated from the aerospace industry, with bonded carbon fibre and strong alloys, these - NHS - legs allow me a pretty natural gait, albeit one a bit like a drunken rabbit.
The legs are not perfect and I have to watch my weight so that the socket doesn't become tight, but shouldn't everyone?
I do often wonder what I would have been like with two legs, but not regretfully - if I hadn't had my leg amputated I would have been very dead indeed.
I sometimes wistfully wonder would I have met my wife? Would I have had three delightful, polite, undemanding, eloquent horrors of teenagers? Would I have become a runner like my father who ran for Cambridge?
And yet if I'm honest, I might as well try to imagine being a fish, or a bat or something that I am not. It is pointless - and possibly dangerous - doing these "what if" scenarios. I am me.
The design of prosthetic legs has been radically changed
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There has been humour. I still remember the astonished look from a student when the dart he had just thrown ended up in my leg. I casually pulled it out. I only told the chap much later the reason why it didn't hurt.
My all-time favourite had to be the knee mechanism jamming during my wedding rehearsal, prompting dark mutterings between myself and my future wife. There was deep puzzlement from the vicar.
And I have promised my wife that I will stop parking in disabled spaces and then leap-frogging over the nearest bollard - at least while she is looking.
And in case anyone's wondering, I hate dancing.
