It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.
This week, Tory party leader Iain Duncan Smith met Nicholas Brooke, a mohawk-haired worker at a plastics factory in Blackpool. But what's being said?
6. Andrew Holdsworth, UK
"Out of touch?!? I'm nothing of the sort, young lady."
5. Al Ross, UK
"OK, it's a deal - 2,000 Portillo voodoo dolls by Thursday, complete with pins."
4. Steve, US
In a second, Nicholas Brook lost his life-long battle against respectability.
3. Donna, Manchester, UK
IDS: "I'll certainly try your barber, that'll give Gerald Scarfe something to work with..."
2. Rick, London, England
"When I said I wanted the spirit of 1979 at this conference, you weren't quite what I had in mind."
1. Kevin Smith, Eastbourne, UK
"Ah Theresa, I see it's not just flashy shoes this year then."