Here are the winners in our caption competition.
Harrods boss Mohammed Al Fayed joins model Carolyn Murphy to help launch a new perfume going on sale in his famous London store.
6. John Mayo, England
"What do I look for in a woman? A pulse!"
5. Paul Feagan, England
"If Carolyn was a teapot, this would be her spout. See, I can pass the Britishness test - can I have a passport now?"
4. Stuart, UK
Conspiracy... for women
3. John Sinclair, England
"And this is how to walk like an Egyptian."
2. Andrew Hinton, UK
"I'm telling you. That's definitely Christine Hamilton over there!"
1. John Lambourne, Wales
It was clear that Ms Murphy had so far failed to recognise Mr Lecter.