Winning entries in our caption competition again.
Education minister Charles Clarke kept his job in last week's cabinet reshuffle - as far as anyone can tell. But he did lose £100, stolen from his wallet by a pickpocket on a train.
6. Dave Meader, London
Phil Mitchell never realised how much Kate had changed him.
5. Rob, UK
Juliet Bravo decides it may be time to start taking HRT.
4. Dave, Liverpool
Lucasfilm's concept-photo of Darth Vader shows just how close they came to blowing it.
3. Ivor, Vancouver
"You know, in my case, my head really does go to the top..."
2. Will Thorp, Guildford
Clarke mistakes serious Downing Street reshuffle meeting for a fancy dress party.
1. Steve Ford, Brighton
"Where's the lucky birthday girl?"