It's the end of the week, so it's time for BBC News Online's weekly news quiz.
This quiz is here every week - or you can reach it by bookmarking the address www.bbc.co.uk/sevendaysquiz
And here is the Seven Days, Seven Questions bonus question. (Entries are now closed.)
The rules are simple. We give you the answer, you write the question. Marks are deducted for predictability. Wrong questions will be added throughout the course of Friday.
The bonus answer is: "What the hell was I thinking?"
Wrong questions included:
Monica said "I was thinking 'What the hell?'"
Bill said...
Peter,
UK
What did Alan Milburn say when he returned home to "spend more time with his family" ?
Cedric Brown, United Kingdom
The thailor of the worlth firtht ditholving thubmarine thaid...
Hamish, UK
What did Beethoven say when he cut his own ear off?
David Thompson,
US
Renee Zellweger regreted accepting the role of Rik Waller in a forth coming bio-pic with what words?
Richard Davies, UK
What was Rodin's famous statue thinking ?
Dave,
UK
"Soft core porn films involving fish?"
Michael Hall,
UK
What did Jade Goody say after eating Carrots with Marmite and Ice Cream?
Ian Watson, UK
"A tenner on Jeminii to win the Eurovision Song contest....?"
Mark Grout, England
The funniest question I've EVER thought of is... err...
Andrew Harding,
England
What did the compiler of the BBC Seven Days Seven Questions news quiz Bonus Question say after sifting through 5000 naff questions to the answer "What the hell was I thinking"?
Ian Watson, UK
What is the most common message left on the answer phone of the British Amnesia Society.
Joseph Haig, UK
All wrong. The correct question, identified by Andrew Kean, was what did Damien Hirst say he had thought to himself on looking at some of his works of art, having sobered up.
Thanks to everyone who entered. Seven Days Seven Questions and the caption competition will return next week.