Caption competition

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Winning entries in our weekly caption competition.

Here Jacques Chirac meets George Bush at the G8 summit for the first time since leading European opposition to the Iraq war.

6. Darren Coyl, Scotland
The old 'tapping-the-shoulder-from-the-other-side' trick seemed to work surprising well on President Bush.

5. Patrick Chapman, Derby
"Gouteille de gière, gouteille de gière"... Chirac's ventriloquist gag was really starting to annoy George W Bush.

4. Peter Queck, Chicago
BUSH: "Note to self: Have suit dry-cleaned.
CHIRAC: "Note to self: Wash hand immediately."

3. Michael Hall, Cambridge
"Why don't we just agree to call them chips?"

2. Phil Probets, Ipswich
"You've learnt the Vulcan wha..."

1. Alan Hunt, Southampton
After announcing a French remake of The Addams family, Uncle Fester, Lurch and Thing posed for publicity snaps.