Winning entries in our weekly caption competition.
Here the opera singer Luciano Pavarotti and U2 frontman Bono rehearse for a charity concert to raise money for Iraqi refugees.
6. Paul Davies, Swindon
"Listen Sonny Jim - Do you know how hard it is to find pink shell-suits in this size? No - thought not - now sling yer 'ook."
5. Jason Sweby, Plymouth
"So let me get this right. It's 'ONE love, ONE life, ONE need...'"
4. Mr Worster, Crawley, UK
"Doh, a deer, a female deer..."
3. Matt Hunt
"When I give this signal, I dive into the crowd and body surf."
2. Nicola, London
Just at the critical moment, Bono found the valve to re-inflate Pavarotti
1. Rob Page, Pinner
"Let me see, there was Nessun Dorma, err...."